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Showing posts with label christianity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christianity. Show all posts

Men Are Better Than Women

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I was surfing the web and came across a great site called Men Are Better Than Women Dot Com. Haven't done any extensive reading on this site, but it definitely looks like they have the right message.

He has a very good head on his with his comments. Take a look at this post about a whore selling a house.

A single mother in Florida by the name of Deven Traboscia is selling her house and herself on eBay for the low, low price of $840,000.

Did I say low price? I meant outrageous price!

In her own words, prospective buyers are paying $340,000 for her two-thousand square foot home, and $500,000 for her unknown square foot vagina — which she’s already used to pop out two kids. Doesn’t sound like a great deal to me.


The fact is that Men are of value, not women. Women should pay for the chance to marry us. What a fucking whore!

Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.


He's right on again. It is essential that you break the will of your wife and have her submit to you, like the bible says. That's why it is important to isolate her to the house. Don't allow her to talk to anyone or leave. I also encourage people to beat their wives because it is a much more efficient obedient tool.

I suggest you check out this guys book. I haven't read it, but it has the correct philosophy.

Slavery is a Moral Act

Sunday, March 16, 2008

It is black history month or it was, I don't really follow it. All I hear though is the shame of slavery. I guess these people never read the Bible, which makes it very clear that slavery is a completely moral and accepted act. God expects us to do it.

Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. - Leviticus 25:44-45
It seems like an opened and closed case, but the filthy atheists of society think it's "wrong". What do atheists know about right and wrong? They don't believe in God, so they don't believe in morality. It's spelled out in the Bible that it is a perfectly acceptable thing to do. They curse us for believing in slavery, all the while they protect homosexuals who sin against our nation.

I think we needed a good President to get elected to solve this problem. It's ashame that Mike Huckabee is out of the race because he's the only man for the job. He would of passed a law stating it was moral to have slaves. We could of rounded up all those illegal immigrants and made them slaves. Our country got rich off of slaves hundreds of years ago, we might as well get rich of these beaners.

Jesus Christ Lizard Tamer!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Atheist scientists don't want you to know the truth, that Jesus Christ Lizard Tamer existed. Atheists are infesting children's minds with ideas like the Earth is billions of years old. That the dinosaurs roamed the Earth before man existed. This is false and a lie!

Today you can see real live dinosaurs. We call them lizards though. They've been around for the entire existence of this Earth, 6000 years. Jesus Christ used dinosaurs to ride from community to community spreading his great Christian message.

Those dinosaur bones we seen in museums are a hoax. They're made in Chinese atheist sweat shops and brought here. It's all a conspiracy by the atheist to destroy the greatness of God and try to get as many people to burn in Hell.

Write all your public representatives in government and tell them that you're sick off atheists taking over our Christian Nation. Tell them that we need to remove all this atheist hearsay that is completely false, never proven and definitely fabricated. This is all part of the big evolution hoax to turn everyone into an atheist and get people to burn in Hell.

We've Got The American Jesus

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I've been hearing a lot of bad talk about America in the news lately. I keep hearing about the doom of the economy, that we're headed for a recession. Well, in case you aren't aware we have the American Jesus. He protects our country. The economy is more powerful than ever before and it's fine because Jesus is in control.

The fact is that the liberal media hates America. Jesus today supports America and Israel because we're the only countries in the world that actually care about the world. All these liberals, and filthy muslim loving hippies want is to see America and more importantly Americans suffer.

This is how liberals get their kick. They have a void in their life and they need to create social programs in government to feel better. But that isn't enough for them because it never fills the void. They need to see more Americans rotting on the street because the government is increasing taxes and regulations on businesses.

I pray to Jesus everyday to help the fight against the atheist liberals trying to destroy our country. You all need to pray too. If you need to see what I'm doing to help America, check out my Twitter Account.

The Role of a Wife

Saturday, February 16, 2008

I wanted to help out our female listeners to give them an advantage when they get married. Sometimes as a young woman, it can be difficult to understand your role as a wife. Men today, don't seem to think beating their wife into submission is ethical, so it's the wife's job to figure it out.

The Bible has made it very clear that the role of a wife is to surrender to her husband. End of story. All women need to bow down to men. They are not allowed to work. They have to stay home all the time. They have to cook the meals, raise the children and clean the house. If, as a wife, you don't surrender to your husband, you have given your husband grounds to beat you. You don't want to put your husband in that position.

Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. - Ephesians 5:22-24

Acclaimed female author Laura Doyle has wrote a book called The Surrendered Wife which helps wives surrender to their husband, which will yield a much better caring relationship. This woman gets it, and so should all the others out there.

The role of the wife also includes instilling these values in the daughters. If a wife isn't teaching their daughter to surrender to all men, than they're going to live a miserable lesbianized feminist life.

If only America would embrace these values. We could save America from the explosively high divorce rate, and completely eliminate it. Think of a country, with happy families that never get divorces. Wives that surrender to their husbands and stay in the kitchen. That's the prefect world. That's perfect America.

Left Handed People Go To Hell!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Well, I thought I'd share a little about other sinful acts. Being left handed is a sign of Satan and you're going to Hell. If you thought Ned Flanders was a good Christian, he wasn't because he was left handed. He will burn in Hell. His wife went to heaven though.

The only moral thing to do is what they did about 70-100 years ago. When children went to school, they'd tie the left hand behind their back and forced them to write with their right hand. This is the only moral way to save these people from Hell.

If you have a child that is left handed, you need to do this NOW!!! The longer you wait the harder it is to do. IF your child goes to the atheist public schools, the teachers will probably untie them in a desperate attempt to have them sent to Hell. The teacher will think you're crazy and report you to child protect services. Than that atheist government body will take your child away from them. So tie up their left hand in the privacy of your own home.

If you're an adult that is left handed, the only thing you can do is have your hand removed. It's too hard to get past your Satanic left handisms and you'll need to lose the hand. It's definitely worth it if you want to avoid Hell.

Top 5 Reasons to Surrender to God

Sunday, January 27, 2008

There are plenty of great reasons to surrender to God, but the top 5 reasons are more than enough to illustrate in my post. I was actually discussing this a little with my friends at Church and this was the consensus.

5. Accepted by Society
Following the group that all of America respects is very important. If you look at other groups like Atheists, Mormons and Gays, they are not respected or trusted by society.

4. It's Correct
This is the easiest reason to surrender to God. You don't have to believe in crazy atheist theories like "evolution" and "science", you just follow the King James Bible and live by the facts within.

3. Protection From Evil Spirits
There has been a long battle between God and Lucifer to gain control of the people on the Earth. Lucifer is constantly trying to corrupt people, so God sends Guardian Angels to protect the people that have surrendered to Him. People like Atheists, Mormons and Gays fall under the influence of evil spirits.

2. Heaven
Heaven is the greatest place that a person can spend an eternity. The only purpose of this life is to surrender to God and you'll be rewarded with an eternity in Heaven.

1. Hell
Hell is the horrible kingdom of Lucifer. Torture and burning in a lake of fire is your fate for not surrendering to God. Hell is home to such people as John F. Kennedy, Hitler and Ghandi.

The Spice Girls Are Conservative

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Spice Girls are truly a media icon of conservative values that are helping change the world for the better.

The Spice Girls originally formed in London in 1994. They produced smash hit after smash hit making them virtual overnight stars. Their popularity came from their wholesome Christian conservative lyrics promoting heterosexuality and love of God. In 2001, the group members split up to pursue their own solo careers. But as of June 2007, I'm happy to announce they're back together promoting their Christian conservative songs for all the world to hear.

Christian Conservative Lyrics
If you listen to their new smash hit "Headlines" you'll hear the God loving lyrics:

To go beyond the surface, to reach into your soul
This love is not demanding, my heart has told me so
...
I wanna tell the world I’m giving it all to you
The best things suddenly happen when you are here
And if I lost my way you’d carry me home
Take me all the way to heaven

Promoting Heterosexuality
If you were to poll 10 guys that went to a Spice Girls concert, they'd tell you that they're more heterosexual after they leave. Who wouldn't? Heterosexuality is the promotion of the Spice Girls. As you can see from the picture above, they're telling their audience that relationships should be between man and woman. You see a healthy man woman relationship with Victoria and David Beckham promoting heterosexuality.

Sporty Spice
Sporty spice promotes having male children join contact sports to build up manliness and beat out the homosexuality that may have been ingested with night lights.

I encourage everyone to go out and buy the new Spice Girls album and help promote Christianity and Conservatism to the younger generation out there.