Conservative Women Hot, Liberals Not!

I thought I'd go and compare the hotness of Conservative women, and the ugliness of liberal women. I think it really has to do with God and the Bible. It's obvious that God is going to give better looking children if they pray to him. Filthy hippies breed ugly nasties.

Conservative Women

Elizabeth Hasselbeck Elizabeth is the conservative voice on The View. She is the one that single handedly destroyed Rosie o'Donnell's liberal logic and that made her quit the show. Elizabeth is a beacon of conservative womanhood and needs to be acknowledged for her greatness.

The Bush Twins These two are our Savor's George W. Bush's twin daughters. These two girls give the White House another great beacon of Conservative womanhood. These two will make great wives of future Presidents.

Mary Carey Mary is a very nice Conservative lady. She works hard with the Republican party with Fund-raisers and plans to run for President when she turns 35.

Michelle Malkin Michelle is an outspoken conservative writer that works very hard for the Republican Party. Even though Asians can't get into heaven, they still can work very hard for conservative based parties and organizations.

Liberal Women

Kristen Gore Kristen is Al Gore's daughter. She has a face like a horse and a personality to match. She is a "comedian" writer. With all the altruistic crap that came out of Al Gore's family, to produce a writer that contributes absolutely nothing to society is the icing on the cake. Blame business, they just happen to do everything, but writers really do "care" and do nothing.

Rosie O'Donnell Rosie is the big fat disgusting liberal lesbian that will never keep her mouth shut. She got her ass handed to her twice on television feuds, many times from Elizabeth Hasselbeck and another few times from Donald Trump. Rosie is a moron, self righteous and an altruistic narcissist.

Madeline Albright Barf!!!

Barbra Steisand Just look at that big devilish Jew hawk nose on her. She's just the big nasty of nastyville. She represents so many liberal women.

Celine Dion Celine Dion is the ugliest Canuckistanie ever born. She looks like she had 3 sex changes. Man to woman, woman to man, and back from man to women. Her music is horrible and she votes liberal.

Obesity is a Priviledge, Not an Epidemic

I'm sick of all this crap on the news about the "Obesity Epidemic". There is no epidemic. This is a good thing. We have the greatest system in the world(capitalism) and we are able to produce and consume more. Obesity is a sign of success, it's not a problem. Why does the liberal media try to put a negative spin on everything? Because they hate America and they hate the fruits of Capitalism. They'd rather see each American live off the state and have the "healthy diet" of a starving Ethiopian.

Fact: McDonalds produces a great tasty meal and cheap prices. Can you find any other place that will produce a delicious Junior Chicken sandwich for 99cents? NO! Thank Jesus for his creation of Capitalism. The greatest thing the world has seen.

Here's the deal people. Nearly 50% of Americans are skinny. This is the real epidemic. It's full of filthy atheists, hippies, and pinko bastards that hate America. They refuse to consume our delicious abundance of food and grow. They'd rather remain skinny and "fight the system".

People that are skinny are 10 times more likely to eat a vegan restaurant, sushi restaurant and vote Democrat. If that isn't an epidemic, I don't know what is.

To clarify. Abundance is a good thing. Obesity is the badge of being the best in the world. We as citizens should be hoping to see the starving voodoo people of Africa embrace capitalism and grow obese. Obesity is progress. Obesity is anti-poverty and Obesity makes America great.