America!! Fuck Yeah!!!

Well it is America's birthday today. The best nation on God's planet because we adapt the real principles passed on by him. But this more than just a birthday, but America's victory over the filthy limey bastards in Briton. We won, dicks.

I wanted to take the time to showcase all that makes America great. You should be pumped up from all your Canadian flag burning, so let's get started.

The first reason America is the best in the world is because we're one of the few countries in the world that actually defied the communist metric system. America is so loved and admired by the world, that we should just rename the earth to America. We live in a country where we have privatized media. That means the news I watch is fair and balanced. America is such a great country that traveling outside the USA is liberal anti-Americanism.

In America, we recognize the fact that Texas is the best. We live in a country where filthy Mormons can't be President. We recognize the real facts when it comes to solving the world problem of aids, and that is prayer.

Finally, America is the best country in the whole fucking world because we have the greatest American President in US History, George W. Bush. Wave your flags tall because we're the best. Anyone that questions you is just some self-hating American or some foreigner that desperately wants to come here. We are the best. Fuck Yeah! America is the fucking best.

Rename the Earth to America

Well, I think it's probably for the best. Let's face it, the Earth is America. That's all we talk about. It's all that's on the news. Every country dreams to become us. We are the best. If aliens ever came to this planet, they'd come to us, not anyone else.

Have you actually watched foreign news? All it has is American news. Nothing happens in foreign countries. Everyone talks about us, because we're the best. Watch the news in Laos or Cambodia and they're talking about the elections. Watch the news in South Korea or Latvia, nothing but America America America. Watch the news in Canada or Ethiopia more talk about the American election.

We just are the best and everyone loves us. We do the best work. We make the most money. We live the highest standards of living. We are the Earth. We are the heroes of humanity. We are the nation to follow. We are the Earth.

I think as human beings we have progressed to the point that the Earth just needs to be renamed to America. Simple to highlight the fact that we're the best. We own the world. We run it with the correct Christian values and all people are better off because of it. The people of this Earth need a constant reminder that the sun rises and falls on Americas watch and they need to be forever grateful of America. America is the best. America is everything. America is the Earth.