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Dolphin Fucking? Dolphin Fucking! DOLPHIN FUCKING!!!

2008-08-27T16:19:00.000-07:00

Holy FUCK!! Some queer ass bestiality boy searched dolphin fucking in Google and some how made it to my site. I knew there were some fucked up democrats, but this?

I've really been trying to hammer home the evils of anal sex, but I guess I should be talking about the evils of dolphin fucking bestiality faggotry. What has the world come too? Sick fucks!

Bestiality is a sin!!!

You don't have sex with animals. It is a sin. Only filthy Muslims are the ones fucking goats (or sheeps). What the hell is wrong with you? It's an animal.

I've heard these sickos call it "Interspecies Erotica". I call it "You're Going to Burn in Hell, You Sick Fuck!" What would possess you to have sex with an animal? Did you not go to church as a child. How the fuck do you sex with a dolphin anyway? It's a fish!!

Interracial and Interspecies Sex is Immoral

It doesn't matter if you're a white person having sex with a black person or a white person having sex with a monkey, it's a sin. You're not allowed to do any dolphin fucking.

I'm pissed right the fuck off. How the hell does searching dolphin fucking make it to my site. I told you Satan works for Google.

PETA Is Behind This

Those sick liberal fucks are so in love with animals, that they've actually decided to have sex with them. You're sick. You're sick and you're going to burn.

Listen, bestiality is a sin. You will get aids and die from it. It's how the first homosexuals created aids. They were out fucking all sorts of animals and that's how it started. Please stop.

Billy Zane - The Conservative Actor

2008-08-23T07:09:00.000-07:00

Conservative American actor Billy Zane has been fighting the liberalism of Hollywood and promoting good Christian values in his movie roles. This makes him another great actor.

His best roles have been the ones where he had a strong Conservative Christian character. It was these roles that were really brought to life by Zane's own personal beliefs in life and God.

Take the movie Titanic. There were a lot of important values that Zane brought to the table. The first was that his wife, Rose, needed to bow down and obey. Even gave her a smack to put her in line. Of course, the liberals of Hollywood kept it as progressive as they could, so that little whore ended up cheating with that fag, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Another important aspect that was taught is that women aren't attracted to men or women. They are only attracted to the amount of money you can throw at them. Which comes down to your ability to provide. Yet again, the progressives of Hollywood change reality to fit in with this "rich girl runs away with poor prick." I wonder what life would of been if Rose and Jack made it to America. She'd be fat, pregnant and living in a fucking trailer wondering what the fuck happened to her life. She went from living in luxury to having a husband that works on a dirt farm.

Billy Zane has also starred in the movie Sniper. This move showed a very successful American foreign policy, which Zane fully supported. The idea of sending in elite teams to assassinate foreign political figures has been one of the best things America did. Bleeding heart liberals hate this because they think killing a murderous dictator is wrong. Eventually we have to start billion dollar wars when we could just use one bullet from a sniper rifle.

I want to thank Billy Zane for his excellent work in Hollywood. He's helping to bring the true ideals of Conservatism to a place where liberal bullshit is the prevailing orthodox.

John Stossel: Libertarian Fag Enabler

2008-08-18T10:36:00.000-07:00

John Stossel is one of those people that you have to hate. He doesn't do good work on promoting a good market policy and by rejecting Michael Moore's idiocy with Health Care, but you have to fear his drugged up homosexual hippy libertarian ideology.

Just look at his mustache. There is only one type of person that has a mustache like that; faggots. It's the most homosexual thing I've ever seen. The thought of his gay lover telling him "John! You're tickling my asshole" permeates my mind.

Stossel has got a lot of press for a special he did on "Stupid In America". Basically he was advocating a voucher system for more free choice to parents when it comes to choosing schools. We live in an America, where private schools are cheaper than public schools and are far more effective.

I agree with this policy, but John Stossel and their "Separation of Church and State" libertarians left out a very important aspect to why public schools are failing; prayer. About the time mandatory prayer was removed from schools, student grades started to drop. Coincidence? I think not. God is the biggest part of the education system and the public school system has shut Him out. Private schools do extremely well because they allow prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance.

Stossel should of mentioned the Republican position on vouchers and that is mandatory prayer in public school and a voucher if you want to send your child to a Christian school. The last thing we need is parents getting tax payers money to send their kids to be taught by atheists or to a Muslim terrorist school.

John Stossel may seem right when it comes to the marketplace, but he is just another drugged up libertarian that hates God. He shouldn't be trusted.

Mandy Moore Hates America

2008-08-10T08:36:00.000-07:00

Well, a lot of you probably thought that Mandy Moore was a good American girl. Well, you were wrong. This slut bag has been indoctrinated by the liberals in Hollywood and turned anti-American.

Sources close to Moore have stated that she has said, "burned like the World Trade Center!" as a way to describe someone getting told off. I haven't seen such horrible liberal crap coming out of Hollywood since Hayden Panettiere and Madonna.

This bitch has pissed me right off. Not only did I think she wasn't one of those filthy Hollywood whores like Lindsay Lohan, but I thought she had good Christian values from seeing her in A Walk to Remember.

It seems like it is next to impossible to have hope for the liberal brainwashing going on in America's shit hole, Hollywood. They turn out more whores, hookers, child prostitutes and communists then the filthy narcissists in New York City.

It looks like Mandy Moore engages in the most liberal Hollywood sin of whored out anal sex. She most likely has some sort of sexual disease, but it is a definite and proven fact that she has the disease of Liberal Anti-Americanism (LAA).

I think the biggest proof that she is a dried up stinky dick licking whore is the fact that she has gotten extremely fat. This is the best way to determine if a woman is a diseased anal whore, is by them going from skinny to fat in a relatively short period of time. Reserved Christian women that wait until marriage are the ones that don't explode into a chunky fat bitch.

This fat disgusting liberal thing is catching on in "new age" Hollywood. Just look at Queen Latifah starring in CoverGirl commercials. It makes me want to fucking puke. Fat disgusting whores are not part of God's plan, they're part of Satan's plan to destroy the moral fabric of society.

Mandy Moore hates America. She supports terrorism and terrorist activities. She's become a big fat disgusting Hollywood whore by pure liberal indoctrination. She will probably die in a few years from severe ass cancer or aids.

Fuck you Mandy Moore.

Obama's White Guilt

2008-08-03T13:57:00.000-07:00

I don't think it's anyones surprise what I think about Obama. There is just something really upsetting about this guy. He just grinds me the wrong way, more than a usual democrat does.

It's that the media won't shut up about him. They're practically getting down on their knees and sucking his dick like a bunch of faggots, metaphorically speaking. Ben Stein has said it and that fucking idiot Ralph Nader has said it; "white guilt".

That's all this is. He's popular because people feel sorry for what happened with slaves. It's not like Obama is presenting any new policies or new ideas for government. It's the same old left wing crap. You can tell their is a huge problem when Hillary Clinton and Obama have practically identical policies, yet there are a lot of people that hate Hillary, but are in love with Obama.

Obama can practically do anything, including spitting in these people's faces and they'll love him for it. All because of his pretty black skin. This will be the first time in American history that a president will be elected based on race. I thought America got past this. Leave it to the democrats, that didn't want to free the slaves, to degenerate America into a racist cesspool.

Don't vote for Obama because he's black. Get a value system and a sense of morality. If you're not aware, you probably didn't cause slavery. Fuck off and don't feel guilty.

Men Are Better Than Women

2008-07-29T13:29:00.000-07:00

I was surfing the web and came across a great site called Men Are Better Than Women Dot Com. Haven't done any extensive reading on this site, but it definitely looks like they have the right message.

He has a very good head on his with his comments. Take a look at this post about a whore selling a house.

A single mother in Florida by the name of Deven Traboscia is selling her house and herself on eBay for the low, low price of $840,000.

Did I say low price? I meant outrageous price!

In her own words, prospective buyers are paying $340,000 for her two-thousand square foot home, and $500,000 for her unknown square foot vagina — which she’s already used to pop out two kids. Doesn’t sound like a great deal to me.

The fact is that Men are of value, not women. Women should pay for the chance to marry us. What a fucking whore!

Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

He's right on again. It is essential that you break the will of your wife and have her submit to you, like the bible says. That's why it is important to isolate her to the house. Don't allow her to talk to anyone or leave. I also encourage people to beat their wives because it is a much more efficient obedient tool.

I suggest you check out this guys book. I haven't read it, but it has the correct philosophy.

Time to Invade Venezuela

2008-07-20T06:36:00.000-07:00

I think we have waited long enough while that evil dictator Hugo Chavez becomes more and more dangerous each day. This guy is a lunatic and I've been foaming at the mouth since he used the military to STEAL the oil fields away from American oil companies.

The US Government Should Protect Americans

American owned oil companies were stolen in Venezuela. These owners invested billions of dollars into them and this crook sends the military in to steal them. In my eyes, this is an act of war.

Socialist Idiot

This guy is an open socialist. We all know what South American socialists are like. Che Guevara, indiscriminate execution of people for thought crimes. It's some really sick shit. Chavez is a big friend of Castro. He helps fund terrorist organizations all over South America, most of which are in Columbia. He has been an active supporter of Saddam Hussein and has been getting weapons from Russia.

American Liberals Love Him

For some damn reason, people like him. Someone criticizes him down there, he cries they're planning a coup, and eliminates their medium for talking (television, radio, etc). One day Chavez decided to just declare that people had to spy on each other or goto jail.

But that's "cool".

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I think it's time we invade Venezuela and remove this lunatic from power. We can rebuild the country on a foundation of freedom and the American way. Than we can have another capitalist country join the first world.

Yoga is Gay

2008-07-13T16:38:00.000-07:00

Yoga is gay, like it is really fucking gay. Just look at the picture above. What does it symbolize? A fucking heliocentrism atheist gay doctrine to their God "Mother Nature".

Yoga is starting to really infest America and it is sickening me. It used to be contained to all the fags in Europe and the rest of France, but all the liberals are getting it over here.

You can't have a person doing yoga, unless they're a narcissist. They just have to tell people. "Oh , I was just doing some YOGA. Yeah, I'm very new age. I'm going to get acupuncture." Here's a news flash fag, no one cares. You can prance around in your tights or "yoga pants" and stretch out your body in another part of the world with the rest of the fags.

Yoga is gay. It is too fuckin' gay for America. It should be banned like the crack because it is bad for people.

America!! Fuck Yeah!!!

2008-07-04T11:06:00.000-07:00

Well it is America's birthday today. The best nation on God's planet because we adapt the real principles passed on by him. But this more than just a birthday, but America's victory over the filthy limey bastards in Briton. We won, dicks.

I wanted to take the time to showcase all that makes America great. You should be pumped up from all your Canadian flag burning, so let's get started.

The first reason America is the best in the world is because we're one of the few countries in the world that actually defied the communist metric system. America is so loved and admired by the world, that we should just rename the earth to America. We live in a country where we have privatized media. That means the news I watch is fair and balanced. America is such a great country that traveling outside the USA is liberal anti-Americanism.

In America, we recognize the fact that Texas is the best. We live in a country where filthy Mormons can't be President. We recognize the real facts when it comes to solving the world problem of aids, and that is prayer.

Finally, America is the best country in the whole fucking world because we have the greatest American President in US History, George W. Bush. Wave your flags tall because we're the best. Anyone that questions you is just some self-hating American or some foreigner that desperately wants to come here. We are the best. Fuck Yeah! America is the fucking best.

This July 1st Burn Canada's Flag

2008-06-29T12:54:00.000-07:00

Hello Readers,

I'm officially passing an invitation to my tradition ceremony of burning the Canadian flag on July 1st. It is a great way to put down those atheist fag enablers in Canada, and pump up some American spirit for July 4th.

Since America is infested with illegal immigrants from Canada, you'll probably see people watching you. Most people will be good hard working Americans, but at least two or three will be filthy Canadians. You'll probably hear one of them call you a "hoosier".

More proof the ignorant twats of Canada don't speak proper English, the way God intended it to be.

I encourage you to do this in your local town/city in a public place. Invite your friends and really get a crowd going. Offer American food like beer and hotdogs. You can also get creative and have maple syrup bonfires.

Have fun and God bless.

George Carlin: The Filthy Sinner is Dead

2008-06-23T09:43:00.000-07:00

God has finally finished off filthy sinner George Carlin. I've been waiting for this along time. He's been cracking his unfunny atheist socialist democratic agenda for too long and I was sick of it.

Another sinner bites the dust.

Hayden Panettiere is a Dolphin Hippy Whore

2008-06-20T07:08:00.000-07:00

I know this is sort of late, but I'm sure you've heard of that whore Hayden Panettiere breaking down and crying because she couldn't save "the dolphins". Whan whan whan.

This used to be the delightful little girl that was in Remember The Titans. She grew up into another hippy whore that is destroying America with her slut like behavior.

She is considered a star in the television show Heroes. This has to be the most sinful show I ever seen. Everyone knows that there is only one person that has divine powers and that is Jesus Christ. This show is complete blasphemy for giving these powers to a huge slut bag cheerleader and an Asian. Asian people are the most sinful people around.

Back to the dolphin shit. Panettiere participated tried to disrupt the hunting of dolphins in Japan and ended up getting in a confrontation. Apparently she thought her hippie ideology would be accepted by these people that hunt dolphins because it is part of their culture. After the confrontation she started to cry. Whan whan whan. Than she left the country immediately after. I have to give it to those Japanese fisherman. They sure know how to put hippies in their place.

Oh no Hayden. It's the end of the world. The dolphins are just so damn important. It must of been a big time burning that you immediately went to shore, cried and left the country.

Seriously Hayden, if you're looking for something to save, this is definitely a cause...

Hayden, you're the biggest slut bag whore that came around. You can't whore yourself to dolphins like you care. You're destroying America, you're destroying the fabric of our culture, you're destroying all our little girls and you're destroying my chances of eating gallons of grinded up dolphin meat.

If you aren't convinced this 18 year old slut bag is a huge fucking whore, take a look at this...

BREAKING: Madonna has Aids!

2008-06-16T11:09:00.000-07:00

Well, working along side Mel Gibson, I get to hear all the celebrity talk. It's true, Madonna has aids.

I've talked about Madonna before and it seems she's really into the heterosexual anal sex. Anyway, her husband would never do it, but he gave in recently. She's been an aids ridden whore ever since.

Celebrities don't like to release information right away and usually cloak it in innuendos. If you look closely, you can see it. First, she has a new single called "4 Minutes". This signifies that she doesn't have much time left before her aids ridden asshole kills her. You'll also notice that there are rumors that she is divorcing her husband. Well, they're true. She's like a typical whore and can't help it that she got what she deserved.

Madonna has aids and will hopefully be dead and burning in Hell very soon.

Google, Satan and the Cure for Aids

2008-06-14T03:33:00.000-07:00

I'm always searching the cure for aids because I want to see if my accurate article for the cure for aids is listed in the top 10.

I always thought Google was a good business with it's "do no evil" mission statement. I grew suspicious when they decided to work with the Chinese government and make an anti-free speech search engine. This puts the icing on the cake now.

I think it is pretty apparent what Google is doing. It puts up the 666 to signify that it works for Satan. It's going to keep providing solutions that the "science" community has thought of for aids, which Satan supports.

The only real cure for aids is prayer. People have aids, not because of some "biological" function of a disease, they have aids because God wants to punish sinners. If you're gay, you get aids. That's the whole point. If you live in Africa and believe in "shaman" like voodoo God(s) than you're going to get aids.

A strong belief in our Lord Jesus Christ is really the only cure for aids. Praying and going to church has been shown to have a 99% success rate with a +-1% error.

The "atheist" United Nations just wants us to promote Satanic "science" and send welfare to these countries. Look what it has given us; more aids. The African aids problem is exploding. I find it laughable that scientists think a Satanic condom would even protect these people. Like our almighty God couldn't thwart the power of a thin layer of latex to punish the sinners of Africa.

America needs to act independently, without any involvement with the idiots at the United Nations. We can send Bibles and Priests to Africa. We can be the saviors of the Earth and restore faith in the world that God is here to help, if you're willing to accept him.

God Bless.

Time to Send Muslims to Concentration Camps

2008-06-08T09:34:00.000-07:00

I don't seem to understand the objection to sending all the Muslims in America to concentration camps. We are dealing with people that believe in a deadly religion. They want to kill us and when they get the chance to do it, they will. We need to send them to camps before it is too late.

With tensions with Iran growing and the Middle East continuously acting aggressive to correct morality, we need to start doing this. Muslims in America, are just a theological sleeper cell waiting to blow themselves up. We're going to wake up one day and suicide bombers are going to be running into schools and blowing themselves up. If you care about the safety of our children, you will support sending all the filthy Muslims to concentration camps.

The Islamic faith is IMMORAL AND WRONG. This is a fact. They are scum bags that believe in the wrong God, the wrong ideals and the wrong sense of Justice. They are so screwed up in the head they try to solve problems by blowing themselves up. Show a picture of their ugly prophet and they go crazy. Show a picture of Jesus Christ, OUR prophet, and we convert more people. What is wrong with these people? God is going to have a special place in Hell for Muslims.

Once we round them up, we can't just send them back to their terrorist Muslim countries. That would spell disaster for freedom and America. We can imprison them until their faith dies off, but that would be expensive. The only moral thing to do is convert all Muslims to Christianity. That is the only way to turn them into decent moral people.

Support Muslim concentration camps and support America.

Conservatipedia Forum Launched

2008-06-03T09:33:00.001-07:00

That's right everyone, I've finally launched us a Conservatipedia Forum. Now we can discuss, chat and organize in a lot better format. Please take the time and join.

Thank You,
Chris Francis

American Beauty is Anti-American

2008-06-02T14:15:00.000-07:00

When I heard the title of this movie, I thought to myself, "Finally, a pro-American movie coming out of Hollywood." Well, I was wrong.

This movie was filled with Lester's desire to quit his day job, get a McJob, have sex with a minor and do drugs. This is the most anti-American movie I ever seen. The only true American in the movie was Col. Frank Fitts. He was a man of the army, drove an SUV and had an obedient wife. He hates fags and kicked his drugged up son out of the house.

Of course Lester took the little druggie in, who just happened to be dating his daughter. If you think this whole story line is bad, you should see the dialog. I decided to share a little with you.

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here. - Lester

You're right. I suck dick for money. And you should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three States. - Ricky

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. - Lester

I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy." - Angela

What ever you do, don't go renting this movie thinking it will be a great family film that is about the greatness of America. It is a sick and perverted tale of infidelity with minors, drugs and a desire to be a lazy no good hippie.

The Sex And The City Whores

2008-05-31T16:34:00.000-07:00

Well, the media is out in full force, so I guess this would be the best place to start posting on again."Sex and The City" television show is now coming out with a movie. This show is nothing more than the glamorization of promiscuous behavior that is turning our little girls into whores.

The movie starts off 4 years after the series finished. Basically the audience saw them drinking, whoring and talking about whoring in the series and now they're going to see what they're doing now, 4 years later. I hate to break your bubble, they're older, drinking, whoring and talking about whoring. Be prepared men, if your wife is planning a date for you to see this, be worried.

I'm very scared of the young females out there that are going to mimic this "whore" behavior. They're all going to move to "Liberal New York", spend lots of money on outfits, find many sexual partners, sleep around, get drunk and sleep around, and talk about sleeping around. We need to protect our daughters and let them know that this is inexcusable behavior. Our daughters need to learn that their role is in the kitchen and serving their husband.

As well, you want to explain to your daughters that they are to NEVER have premarital sex or they'll goto Hell. Explain to them that these "harlots" are atheists that are trying to destroy her soul. She now will be mentally prepared to tell her friends not to watch it or mimic it.

If your wife loves this show, than I think you have something to worried about. Soon enough, she'll be talking about taking "family trips" to New York and she'll start hanging around with homosexual men. Watch out for this. Remember, the Bible says it is okay to beat your wife, as long as she is getting out of line. This is definitely one of those situations where it is acceptable.

Stand with me and help take down the Sex and The City whores before they destroy our daughters and wives.

An Update On Conservatipedia's Status

2008-05-31T16:24:00.000-07:00

Hello Faithful Readers,

It has been way to long, I know. I want to thank everyone that has left comments over this time. I found them very supportive to the cause. I've been working hard with Mel with his Church. It is an amazing place. Mel is a very dedicated and very good at converting people to our religious views.

I showed my site to Mel and he thought I was doing a great job. He told me that I should start working on it again. I can't say no to Christ. Even though I'm busy with the Church I will make time to post. This may only be 1 or 2 posts a week, but I think it is a lot better than zero.

I want to thank everyone that has been reading and waiting for an update. I thank those that still have this site in their RSS feeds because you're probably happy to see this update.

Sincerely,
Chris Francis

Goodbye, For Now

2008-04-16T17:35:00.000-07:00

Well, it's been over a week since I last posted. I thought I'd explain why. I've been reflecting lately about society and our God. I've finally come to the conclusion that Mel Gibson is the second coming of Christ. With all the trouble he has been going through with his so called "Jew Remarks", just show that the Jews are trying to destroy Jesus again.

I've decided to put this site on hold, while I go help Mel Gibson/Christ with the church he set up near Malibu. I will be unable to update this site since I'll be spending all my time working with Christ and his church.

I thank all my readers. Please leave the site bookmarked and in your RSS readers. There maybe updates from time to time.

If you're looking for up to date Christian conservatism, you can check out my wiki site Conservapedia.

The Metric System is Communist

2008-04-09T16:26:00.000-07:00

How many people here are fans of the metric system? Well, you're pinko commie bastards. This whole "base ten" business promotes communist and Godless ideals!

It is worth noting that the people that created the metric system were part of the horrible ungodly French Revolution and it’s terrorist activity. The whole idea is of this revolution was "equality" of wealth and it was nothing more than a democide by fascist communists.

The whole idea of the metric system is that reality is mass, energy, space and time, or in other words, measurable stuff. Why isn't God included in this measurement? Because these French frog leg eating pinko bastards hate God.

Now let's take a look at the God recognizing miles and years. Everyday, the Earth turns on it axis once. It circles the sun every year. The Earth also spins on a wobbling axis that follows a circle itself that takes 25000 years to complete. How large is the circumference of the Earth at the equator? 25000 miles. Coincidence? Not with God.

2160 is the years in an astrological age, or ten times 216. When the Earth, Venus and the Sun are perfectly lined up you get a conjunction. By the time this happens next the Earth will be at 216 degrees in its orbit. These are in circles of 5 and if you did a diagram of the solar system from the north depicting the elliptical orbits of Earth and Venus as circles and draw 5 lines out from the sun through the two planets. These lines would be exactly 72 degrees apart and if you connected the points where they intersect Earth's orbit you get a pentagram. God is talking to us.

Continuing on with the 216 degrees times ten is 2160. The length in years of an astrological age is 5 times 216 that equals 1080, or the radius of the moon in miles.

These are undisputed facts. The God loving people of the past that created these measuring systems knew what they were doing. They created them with the divine power of God, not the pinko communist power of "equality".

Santa Isn't Black Asshole!

2008-04-08T06:06:00.000-07:00

What is wrong with this world? This past December when I walked into the shopping malls, I saw Santa Clause that was black. What the fuck?! What the Hell would a black Santa bring a child? A Colt 45 and a welfare check?

No children, there is no Obama Clause. The problem here is all the stupid liberal labor laws on what businesses have to hire. It's retarded. I'm making a movie and I need a nerdy white guy, why do I have to do casting for a black guy. What's the point? I want a white guy. Same thing with Hooters. They want women with breasts that are big, but no!! That's discrimination against the women that are flat.

Santa is white. Santa lives at the fucking North Pole. When it's that cold, you can't be black, that's why there are no black people in Canada, it's too cold!! Santa isn't from Africa and I doubt he even goes down there to deliver presents.

Get over it. Let shopping malls hire white guys only and screw these stupid labor laws.

Rachael Ray is a Fat Whore

2008-04-07T06:03:00.000-07:00

Rachael Ray is one fat annoying whore. Her raspy voice annoys me to no end. Fuck! I don't get people. Granted she's teaching women to stay at home and cook properly, but who wants to learn it from a fat whore that got where she is today by sucking truck loads of big cock? I don't need my wife learning how to talk raspy and grow into a chunky whore sucking off everyone in town.

Why the hell is she on television? Her show is so horrible and she really needs to get a haircut. She has retarded celebrity guests on, and all they can do is present the camera with the most painful body language because that fat whore is eyeing chocolate fudge behind the camera instead of asking them a question.

She just needs to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. Her raspy voice makes me think she must of had a sex change at one point in her life. Her uncontrollable raspy giggling makes me think she's a man trying to be a "hot" schoolgirl.

Die Rachael Ray! DIE!!! You're going to Hell bitch for polluting the world with your shemale fat whorism. Infecting this world with your douchebaggary and slutism.

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Girlicious is Whoretacular

2008-04-05T06:36:00.000-07:00

It appears that the slutty whorish "Pussycat Dolls" are making a new group called "Girlicious". I don't get why society is so fucked up. These so called musical groups border on burlesque entertainment. It's basically strippers singing in "booty shorts", twirling on stripper polls. Their target audience is females ages 10-16.

This is just another act by the filth and scum in society to turn more and more young women into sluts and whores. They serve no other purpose. The group is a bunch of girls that have low self esteem that sing on a reality show to some old fucking whore that probably has had sex with 600 men and women.

Is this really what we want to show our young girls? We need to stop these sick burlesque musical groups from even entering the country. We should just kick them the fuck out and let them go do their pedophilia inducing acts in France. We need to get our girls to follow good Christian conservative female bands like the Spice Girls.

Down Syndrome Children Should Be In Cages

2008-04-02T16:56:00.000-07:00

I just bought a new cage for my son to and it really got me thinking. All the other parents I've talked to that have down syndrome children don't use cages, they just let them run free. They say it makes them happy, as parents, to let them have fun.

I'm sorry, but that is not right. You don't let your children do things, so you'll be happy. You're their parents. You have to take care of them. They're fucking 'tards. They just can't be running around, they'll split their heads open.

I tell them about my parenting skills with locking them in a cage. They look at me like a cruel person. I lock them in a cage because I'm compassionate about their well being. We have to remember they're retards. They're never going to contribute to society, so a cage is the best thing to keep them in.

I picked up the idea from someone at church. I was skeptical at first, but after hearing the advantages of it, I had to try. Any time my wife and I had company, my son would be running around like a fucked up 'tard on speed. Now when company comes over, I just take the cage down to the basement. This means I have piece and quiet. I don't have to worry about him getting into cleaning products and cracking his skull open, he's in the protective cage enjoying in 'tarded time.

I'm going to say this, since I'm sure there will be some stupid liberal talking about this 'tard as a person. He's a fucking retard. He loves his cage. He doesn't have the brain capacity to even feed himself. The cage is a humane environment for 'tards. If you feel your liberal sense of telling others what to do, you can just keep it to yourself.