Comments on Conservatipedia: Jesus Christ Lizard Tamer!

That's it! That is officially the title of my ...

2010-08-15T13:59:08.118-07:00

That's it!
That is officially the title of my sci-fi novel!

As Peter Griffin would have said; "This is so...

2009-09-28T00:43:07.897-07:00

As Peter Griffin would have said; "This is so funny that it's retarded".

Holy sh*t, your stupidity knows no bounds! People ...

2008-10-17T13:55:00.000-07:00

Holy sh*t, your stupidity knows no bounds! People who believe this complete and utter CRAP are what's making America the insane theocracy that it is today. "Thank God" (lol) that I live in Canada. The radical Conservatives here are viewed as nutjobs. Anyway, I guess we've got a new mental illness for psychiatrists to study...I wonder if there's a pill for this one???

And to the person by the name of Joey who posted in support of this nonsense, we DO know that Jesus didn't ride dinos! Or at least those of us who paid attention in school and have a fully functioning brain know that! Think about it. Somewhere deep down you've gotta know I'm right...

I don't believe it, but I think Greg and Robb do. ...

2008-08-22T12:54:00.000-07:00

I don't believe it, but I think Greg and Robb do. I think I heard them say so.

Hey Man and everyone else reading this. We have no...

2008-06-30T23:05:00.000-07:00

Hey Man and everyone else reading this. We have no clue weather or not Jesus rode Dino's but this is the truth and the WHOLE truth. Jesus Christ died for you to save you from your sins! For all have sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God. There is so much evidence on this earth that we were creative by something divine. how everything works together was not by chance. God had a plan a master plan. and he has one for your life if you will let him. The guy who posted this might be considered a hypocrite but id like to point out that Everyone is a sinner, Christians are no better than any other people. the only perfect Human was Jesus Christ, which is why he had to die for us. any question email at joey@centralcoastcreative.com

As a God-hating, Satan-worshipping atheist, I find...

2008-06-18T18:04:00.000-07:00

As a God-hating, Satan-worshipping atheist, I find this deeply offensive. I have a right in this country to try to get as many Christians to abandon their faith and burn in Hell. (I'm 3d in my office pool.)
It's determined, disciplined, reasonable people like you that make my job so difficult. If only you weren't so darned convincing! If I had a soul, and not an abstract nihilistic abyss where a soul would be, I'd shed a tear at the utter futility of my agenda in the face of your brilliant, intelligent faith. Damn you to Hell! No, really, damn you to Hell. Please? (Martha in accounting is only leading me by one damned Christian.)

Well somebody got dropped on the head as a baby......

2008-06-17T14:46:00.000-07:00

Well somebody got dropped on the head as a baby....

So Jesus rode dinosaurs into villages preaching th...

2008-06-17T13:20:00.000-07:00

So Jesus rode dinosaurs into villages preaching the Christian word... Yet dinosaurs dint exist right? They are a hoax... That's pretty cool, like a paradox right? I like it, that kind of contradiction makes it easier to disqualify people like you. Or maybe you were trying to be oxymoronic but, well, no one understood you...

What the HELL is this? Thanks for clarifying that ...

2008-06-17T11:22:00.000-07:00

What the HELL is this? Thanks for clarifying that lizards are in fact dinosaurs. Yes they have been around for a long time thanks to EVOLUTION. If I seen jeezuz on a dinosaur spreading his "christian message" I would probably run like hell as the dinosaur devoured the small villages. Also, jeezuz must have been 45 ft tall as well. And why is he squeezing that poor baby dinosaur?

yes friend. It is true. We atheists do lie. and we...

2008-06-17T10:46:00.000-07:00

yes friend. It is true. We atheists do lie. and we will get your children and they will burn in hell. you will all burn-- ALL BURN.

and now some indecipherable satan code:

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56GWG EHHWE E - WUSH DJWHEHE 666
HDJSHD76 W88W EBELZ3B0B SJHDW 666

If you are being sarcastic, then this is really fu...

2008-06-17T09:47:00.000-07:00

If you are being sarcastic, then this is really funny!

If you're not, it's even funnier!!

wow. is this a joke? You can't possibly believe ...

2008-06-17T09:19:00.000-07:00

wow. is this a joke? You can't possibly believe this, right? You're ignoring the real, proven fact of the existence of millions of fossils "in museums", which show a clear progress of evolution, just to assert that human civilization is something whipped up in a day 6000 years ago, as the byproduct of some guy and his rib.

ITT: Stupid Dumb Idiots

2008-06-17T09:00:00.000-07:00

ITT: Stupid Dumb Idiots

it can be raep time nao?

2008-06-17T07:01:00.000-07:00

it can be raep time nao?

I can't believe people still believe this kind of ...

2008-06-17T06:45:00.000-07:00

I can't believe people still believe this kind of stuff. What a bunch of complete nonsense!

Poe's Law!

2008-06-17T05:10:00.000-07:00

Poe's Law!

This was funny. Thanks for the laugh. Your ignoran...

2008-03-15T18:04:00.000-07:00

This was funny. Thanks for the laugh. Your ignorance is astronomical.

I just have to say its hilarious that you say you...

2008-03-13T13:42:00.000-07:00

I just have to say its hilarious that you say your a good Christian man, yet on your Myspace page you have pictures of some of the biggest looking whores ever. So my opinion of you is that your a women beating, homophobic, hypocrite who uses religion to cover up his own dirty little secrets.

What an idiot!!!

2008-03-12T08:09:00.000-07:00

What an idiot!!!