Lady Gaga is a Whore, Slut and Prostitute

Well, Lady Gaga and her vagina are sweeping through American culture right now. In the path of destruction in the moral fabric of our young ladies that are being indoctrinated by this "loose morals" Madonna wannabe. Lady Gaga is a whore. Lady Gaga is an even bigger slut and yes, she is a filthy prostitute.

Lady Gaga's Fashion Sense

I hear everyone say how she dresses so uniquely and provocative. Are young women want to dress just like her. Well, the name of her style is "whore". She dresses like a filthy prostitute that would be in some cowboy whore house. That isn't "cool" or "hip". Being a fuckin' whore makes you the worst kind of person and you will go directly to hell for you it.

I know people will be saying, "she makes her own trends", "she's just like Madonna". Let's not forget that Madonna has aids. Madonna is know one to copy or follow in the foot steps of. Our young ladies would be far better off following the guidance of a drunk bum on the street than following the slut Lady Gaga.

As a parent you must forbid your daughter from following in the footsteps of this whore. Next thing you'll know she'll want to go to school without any pants on. Yeah, no pants, just like Lady Fuckin' Gaga. Slut!

Put On Some Fuckin' Pants!!!

Holy fuck! We don't want to see your dried up, stinky, rotten fish, Lady Gaga vagina. Put on some fuckin' pants. You're not trend setting, you're just going for the shock value and you're destroying the moral fabric that makes this society great. What is next for you Lady Gaga? Are you going to wear your bra like a shirt, just like the Seinfeld episode? I had no idea being a huge slut was such a unique fashion style.

It's hard to believe that there is someone out there that is a bigger whore than Hayden Panettiere. I just get so pissed off when people follow those that don't wear pants. In any other industry, you'd be sent off the nut asylum. If Walmart employees didn't wear pants, no one would shop there, but if you sing people will buy your records and allow you to continue your whore lifestyle.

I'm just waiting for your next evolution. You're either going to realize that your whore and slut ways are completely unfulfilling and join PETA or you'll create your own sex DVD: "Lady Gaga Anal Sex How to Guide: 15 Ways to Be a Big Anal Slut". And then you'll get fat, just like fellow anal slut Mandy Moore.

This site is about American Conservative Opinions, so I thought I should spend a little time doing a little background check into our slut Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga Background

Lady Gaga's Real Name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Translation: Diseased Whore)
Lady Gaga's Date of Birth: March 28 2006
Born in New York City (Explains her loose morals and slut ideology)

Lady Gaga's Inspirations are David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. Wow, 2 gay guys, that explains everything now about her parading around her vagina.

Lady Gaga is Ugly

If you've seen Lady Gaga for long enough you've probably noticed that she always has over sized sunglasses on and her hair covering her forehead completely. She's trying to cover up her face as much as possible, so you can only see from the nose and south.

That's because Lady Gaga is a used up prostitute and ugly as shit. Her skull structure is pitiful, so she looks like shit.



This picture shows exactly what I'm trying to illustrate. The before picture shows a Lady Gaga prostitute that has a coke addiction and gives free hummers to street rats to practice. The after picture shows a Lady Gaga prostitute after taking a shower. Either way, you have one nasty and filthy female.

The real question is what part of hell will Lady Gaga be going to? Should American politicians pass laws about people needing to wear pants? Lady Gaga is an atheist, so probably the part where they sent Hitler and Charles Darwin. But there is one more damning piece of evidence that I have to share...

Lady Gaga has a Penis



Just watch the video of her/him. You can clearly see the whole lights and show to go with it. Even the very first picture I have shown in this post shows a little Lady Gaga Penis action. There is only one logical conclusion that we can all come to...

Lady Gaga is a Hermaphrodite

This really does explain this "things" inspirations from Freddie Mercury and David Bowie. Don't worry children, hermaphrodites don't have the ability to self pregnate. Though, I'm sure this disgusting, filthy, man prostitute, she bitch, slut and whore (or whatever) has tried it.

I'm pro-life, but I do support abortions of hermaphroditic babies, even if they're already born. It's disgusting and obviously something that only occurs when two adults have sex while a Satanist watches and chants, throwing cow blood on them.

Lady Gaga Beastiality

I have to say that I personally think that Lady Gaga is right into the beastiality scene. I think that she really like to have sex with animals and not the barn yard type. Here is a picture of her dressed up as little red riding hood, with no pants of course. The slut is just asking to be raped by the wolf on the way to grandma's house.

It's very apparent to me that she has rape fantasies and doesn't think a human could fulfill her slut needs. She want to be raped by a big wolf and that is why she wears no pants. It's just a faster type of rape desire.

I guess that's really all I can say on this slut. Lady Gaga is a Lady Boy. Disgusting I know. Hermaphrodite that is into bestiality and doesn't wear pants because she has a rape fantasy.

Conservatipedia Forum is Open Again

Hey everyone,

I decided to open up the Conservatipedia forum. The forum was getting spammed pretty bad, so I set new user registration to admin validation. But I clearly don't have the time to manage it.

So I'm just opening it up. I can't say spam won't happen and that it might sit there for quite a while. But you're free to sign up now and get an account.

Enjoy,

Chris Francis