I'm Sick of the Internet Sellers

Nothing seems to annoy me more than those asshats that are trying to sell me shit on the internet. I literally get 10 emails an hour in my spam folder. It's just insane because I'm not buying from you. These people are nothing more than vultures and best described as liberals because they'll do just about anything to avoid a real job. You know, the kind where you actually have to do work. Yeah, I said that liberals. You're too lazy for our economy and are pushing us into recessions.

I keep hearing about all these wonderful advertisements telling me about ways to make money online. They'll tell me there are a 1000 ways to make money online and you know what, they don't work. None of them at all work. They're just big wastes of time and energy to fatten someone else's pockets.

I know what you're thinking, "Well Chris, you may be the second coming of Christ, shouldn't you not be getting upset about this?"

You know what it makes me want to do? It makes me want to go all Morgan Freeman on Kathy Baker.



That's right, just the backhand of the century. He doesn't even give her a look to see she learned her lesson. That's what needs to be done. All those spammers (IE: liberals, democrats and greens) need a nice backhand from the government. Just send their ass to jail where they can be repeatedly sodomized and the world would be a better place.

Everyone, including me, are getting sick of all the spam emails telling us how they can be the next internet millionaire making tons of cash. Telling us about their next big thing that is going to teach us all the tricks that made them rich. Yeah, I know when I get rich, I'll be too busy enjoying it to sell you something. I don't care if you're the "Rich Jerk" or the "Rich Janitor". I don't like you. I'm sick of you selling on the internet. And I'm sick of your make money online products that never work.

Damn, leave me alone.

Now, for something else I need to talk to you about. We still need to raise money for our private Atheist Registry (like a sex registry, except for atheists) and the only way we can fund that is if you buy from the Conservatipedia Store. The shirts are great, informative and excellent for children. Make sure you buy them. Damn.