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Lady Gaga is a Whore, Slut and Prostitute

Monday, February 15, 2010

Well, Lady Gaga and her vagina are sweeping through American culture right now. In the path of destruction in the moral fabric of our young ladies that are being indoctrinated by this "loose morals" Madonna wannabe. Lady Gaga is a whore. Lady Gaga is an even bigger slut and yes, she is a filthy prostitute.

Lady Gaga's Fashion Sense

I hear everyone say how she dresses so uniquely and provocative. Are young women want to dress just like her. Well, the name of her style is "whore". She dresses like a filthy prostitute that would be in some cowboy whore house. That isn't "cool" or "hip". Being a fuckin' whore makes you the worst kind of person and you will go directly to hell for you it.

I know people will be saying, "she makes her own trends", "she's just like Madonna". Let's not forget that Madonna has aids. Madonna is know one to copy or follow in the foot steps of. Our young ladies would be far better off following the guidance of a drunk bum on the street than following the slut Lady Gaga.

As a parent you must forbid your daughter from following in the footsteps of this whore. Next thing you'll know she'll want to go to school without any pants on. Yeah, no pants, just like Lady Fuckin' Gaga. Slut!

Put On Some Fuckin' Pants!!!

Holy fuck! We don't want to see your dried up, stinky, rotten fish, Lady Gaga vagina. Put on some fuckin' pants. You're not trend setting, you're just going for the shock value and you're destroying the moral fabric that makes this society great. What is next for you Lady Gaga? Are you going to wear your bra like a shirt, just like the Seinfeld episode? I had no idea being a huge slut was such a unique fashion style.

It's hard to believe that there is someone out there that is a bigger whore than Hayden Panettiere. I just get so pissed off when people follow those that don't wear pants. In any other industry, you'd be sent off the nut asylum. If Walmart employees didn't wear pants, no one would shop there, but if you sing people will buy your records and allow you to continue your whore lifestyle.

I'm just waiting for your next evolution. You're either going to realize that your whore and slut ways are completely unfulfilling and join PETA or you'll create your own sex DVD: "Lady Gaga Anal Sex How to Guide: 15 Ways to Be a Big Anal Slut". And then you'll get fat, just like fellow anal slut Mandy Moore.

This site is about American Conservative Opinions, so I thought I should spend a little time doing a little background check into our slut Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga Background

Lady Gaga's Real Name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Translation: Diseased Whore)
Lady Gaga's Date of Birth: March 28 2006
Born in New York City (Explains her loose morals and slut ideology)

Lady Gaga's Inspirations are David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. Wow, 2 gay guys, that explains everything now about her parading around her vagina.

Lady Gaga is Ugly

If you've seen Lady Gaga for long enough you've probably noticed that she always has over sized sunglasses on and her hair covering her forehead completely. She's trying to cover up her face as much as possible, so you can only see from the nose and south.

That's because Lady Gaga is a used up prostitute and ugly as shit. Her skull structure is pitiful, so she looks like shit.



This picture shows exactly what I'm trying to illustrate. The before picture shows a Lady Gaga prostitute that has a coke addiction and gives free hummers to street rats to practice. The after picture shows a Lady Gaga prostitute after taking a shower. Either way, you have one nasty and filthy female.

The real question is what part of hell will Lady Gaga be going to? Should American politicians pass laws about people needing to wear pants? Lady Gaga is an atheist, so probably the part where they sent Hitler and Charles Darwin. But there is one more damning piece of evidence that I have to share...

Lady Gaga has a Penis



Just watch the video of her/him. You can clearly see the whole lights and show to go with it. Even the very first picture I have shown in this post shows a little Lady Gaga Penis action. There is only one logical conclusion that we can all come to...

Lady Gaga is a Hermaphrodite

This really does explain this "things" inspirations from Freddie Mercury and David Bowie. Don't worry children, hermaphrodites don't have the ability to self pregnate. Though, I'm sure this disgusting, filthy, man prostitute, she bitch, slut and whore (or whatever) has tried it.

I'm pro-life, but I do support abortions of hermaphroditic babies, even if they're already born. It's disgusting and obviously something that only occurs when two adults have sex while a Satanist watches and chants, throwing cow blood on them.

Lady Gaga Beastiality

I have to say that I personally think that Lady Gaga is right into the beastiality scene. I think that she really like to have sex with animals and not the barn yard type. Here is a picture of her dressed up as little red riding hood, with no pants of course. The slut is just asking to be raped by the wolf on the way to grandma's house.

It's very apparent to me that she has rape fantasies and doesn't think a human could fulfill her slut needs. She want to be raped by a big wolf and that is why she wears no pants. It's just a faster type of rape desire.

I guess that's really all I can say on this slut. Lady Gaga is a Lady Boy. Disgusting I know. Hermaphrodite that is into bestiality and doesn't wear pants because she has a rape fantasy.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

screw you. you can't spell. you're a piece of shit. leave gaga alone

Anonymous said...

wow, all you religious freaks are the same, just living off lies to validate your meaningless lives. you know u want to have sex with her, even if she has a penis and you can't handle the nature of sexual attraction. now go pray to your god, get the fuck off our sexy planet.

Anonymous said...

If this article was a parody of uneducated, inbred hicks, good work - very funny! But I'm under the impression that this website is supposed to be serious, so...I guess, stop putting conservatives to shame with your third-grader's spelling and idiotic ramblings?

Anonymous said...

omg this is hilarious.....i havent laughed this hard in a long time. Lady Gaga is a total diseased trashbag hermaphrodite whore.

Anonymous said...

whoever wrote this article is soooo ignorant. you live an extremely sad pathetic life if you have mothing better to do than pick on other people. i would bet money that lady gaga lives a much happier life than you. i actually feel sorry for you. it must be lonely up there on your high horse!

Anonymous said...

Lady garbage is tha worst thing to happen to society. Fuck this satanic whore piece of shit symbol destroyin this generation.. stupid faggot loving bitch

Anonymous said...

I agree with the basic premise of this article. "Lady" (I use quotation marks because she is far from a proper lady) Gaga is indeed a degenerate dilettante who is contributing a great deal to the lack of morality among young women in our modern society. However, in future such articles should be written with more care. The various spelling and grammatical errors coupled with constant self-referencing by the writer undermines the seriousness of this issue. Nest time, try to write such articles with more factual data from studies that show the detrimental impact of such poor role models on children (there is a lot of data on this) instead of simply spouting off opinion and hearsay.

Anonymous said...

Hey, person before me, Nice capitalization. And all of you lady gaga fans, name one thing that they said that is a lie(Besides her being a hermaphrodite and the Bestiality of course).

Anonymous said...

"The slut is just asking to be raped by the wolf on the way to grandma's house. "

Wow, victim blaming ON TOP of slut-shaming! Just what I needed after a hard day's work!/sarcasm

lbi said...

so wait checkered board shorts, boat shoes, polos and dated copies of cigar aficionado trump gaga's fashions?

Anonymous said...

THERE IS NO GOD. THERE IS NO SATAN. THERE IS NO RELIGION. you're so full of hatred, it's sad.

Anonymous said...

Omg I love your blog. It's so intelligent and to the point. Lady Gaga is the biggest moron I've ever heard of in popular entertainment. Her "unique" "styles" are basically throwing on a bunch of random crap without checking herself in the mirror. It isn't unique, it's lazy. Then she just gets up on tv and swings her cunt around the camera lens until she gets money and ratings. What a bitch!

Anonymous said...

Good article, well explained and who gives a shit if this author had a few spelling errors. Everything he/she wrote into this article is the truth, nothing but the truth. She is a filthy, rotten she-whore in disguise. One look at her sends little children fleeing in terror because of her inhumane nature. She is the offspring of Satan, even he doesn't look too happy with his offspring turning into something slutty.

Anonymous said...

People shouldn't be mad at lady gaga even though it makes sense to be. I could literally write pages about how disgusting of a person she is, and how fucking clueless she is about actual reality, and how her actions and music are only contributing to ignorance and stupidity in modern society but thats not the point.
If you don't give her power..she doesn't have power. Who is worse...the 'stupid person', or the person who buys/listens to the 'stupid persons' music??? All you gaga fans get in line with the rest of the sheep..nobody thinks for themselves anymore?

Bedroom said...

I think this site is hateful but I really think Gaga is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Today I see a 10 year old girl singing one of her songs on YouTube and then how Gaga diets by drinking whiskey while she works out. She doesn't really support gays or anyone. She found a niche that needed to be filled and saw how that community would buy up her music and play her in gay clubs. Some clever PR person said, "Hey Gaga, what about the gays?" lets market you to them and you can be a political marquee to their gay agenda and they will play your songs in the gaga gay clubs.

Anonymous said...

When you said, "throwing cow blood on them," it made me giggle. This was a wonderful parody of incoherent ramblings of a Bible Thumper. Either you're a parody genius or a sad person who can only try and put people down with a lot of cussing and bad grammar.

Anonymous said...

A prostitute is someone getting paid for offering sexual services... open a dictionary, asshole! Lady Gaga doesn't need that to get money!

Anonymous said...

It looks like dreams do come true - I just found a background check on Lady Gaga and yes, it has some pretty interesting stuff. Here is the link: http://tenantbackgroundchecksusa.com/82/lady-gaga-background-check/

Norman R said...

She is ugly...no religious perspectives or hating going on, just hard cold fact...Ms. Germanotta is simply ugly. If she weren't famous, you wouldn't take a second look at her...maybe at her stupid clothing, but not at that homely, ugly face.

Anonymous said...

WOWWWW. you need to get over the fact that she is legitimately talented and has made her own way to fame. whereas you spend your days finding ways to trash other people to make yourself feel better. grow up.

Anonymous said...

lol, celebrties are viewed as crazy anyways...

for lady gaga's outfit... it's like taking an artwork and placing a political view on them

and that video can't be valid unless you check it yourself,

i'm pretty sure conservatives create artwork too, is it always supposed to be linear? i don't think so...

im wondering who is more successful here, the singer lady gaga or the person on the site?

i personally think the author of this article, a conservative, live in fear, that somehow creating artwork or have freedom to dance in ones underwear is so absolutely terrifying and incorrect

an artwork is not meant to be viewed literally, if anything, it's symbolism

without understanding this concept the so-called conservative takes this artwork as a basis of society

Anonymous said...

dont be a hater u fucking little bitch,lady gaga is awesome, i bet ur just wrote this while spending ur days living in ur moms basement,u fat lowlife

Charity said...

Mathew 5:22
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

You insulting Lady Gaga like this puts you in danger of the fire of hell, according to Jesus.

Don't you think you're being hypocritical?

I Peter 3:9
Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult, but with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing

If she is as evil as you think she is, you should be sending her flowers, not calling her a whore.

Anonymous said...

I have rarely seen such hateful, incoherent rambling coupled with inattention to linguistic norms (spelling and grammar). I believe the take-away for anybody reading this critically is, "If you are an ignorant, opinionated person incapable of backing claims with any data, then you too should hate Lady Gaga... but, spend an inordinate amount of time loudly casting her name in a negative light to mask your obvious fascination (obsession?) with her."

If you wish to make a real point, one that will convince thinking persons to consider your opinion, take a few minutes to clean up the errors in your swill before posting, please.

RayRayJr said...

Any of you retards who think this guy is being serious really need your heads checked.

He's doing the very thing his "character" is accusing this whore for: Shock Value. He wants hits to his website and to anger people. Congrats for being pawns you stupid twats.

P.S: While on the topic, Lady Gaga is a whore. Yes, she is a talented ugly whore but a whore all the same.

Anonymous said...

LADY GAGA what a fucking retarded name in the first place
what do people see in a hermaphrodite sewer slut how can any any one say its sexy would you say a diseased rat was sexy if you put lipstick and eye shadow on it yes you would you paramecium sized brained bimbo fucks
shes is apart of a brain washing cult
doesnt even make her own music
how can you stick up for her
she wouldnt give a fuck about you
you like her cause the testosterone in her and the subliminal messages are telling you to love her

Anonymous said...

...how the hell is anyone taking this seriously? hahahaha funny as fuck

Anonymous said...

... so many grammatical errors

Anonymous said...

I completely agree with the article. Gaga is not unique, just a slut. She has no self respect.

Anonymous said...

Okay first id like to say that whomever this person is clearly not a truly devoted christian. Everybody is getting a wrong impresion of us. A real true, faithful christian would not be judging another and certaintly not using such filthy words. This person is a poor example of christianity. I'm not judging him or anyone else but those who do this are just misleading everybody into thinking that all christians are like that. You may say that God doesnt exist, but i personally have faith in him and he has helped me greatly i am living proof that he exists. Proof is there if you just look for it.

Anonymous said...

Ok I understand how not everyone is going to like the same thing and how everyone has their own opinions and a right to voice them, but seriously. I agree that society now is kind of going downhill but it doesn't take just one person to do that. Look at the little girls on Toddlers and Tiaras for example. I remember when I was there age, the only makeup I would EVER put on was for Halloween and that's it. What Lady Gaga does is her own thing and if flaunting her legs and her woman parts is what her thing is then let her do whatever she wants. Secondly, if you were truly a Christian, you would go around writing smut like this. Christians don't judge others. So, go ahead and keep living your life being "happy" to write stuff like this. All I know is no matter what you say, I still idolize her for being who she is no matter how many haters she has and happy to be herself. Now Ill leave you alone while I go listen to some music

Anonymous said...

She's an ugly, dirty illuminati ho. Ugly bitch, FUCK lady gaga, burn

Anonymous said...

I hate her and her shitty music she's not the only hooker in the music biz by a long shot but she's the most popular hoe bag. Her mouth DISGUSTS me it's so misshapen and it makes her look gormless, brainless...a lot of young girls today have similar shaped mouths...the look like DONKEYS...my God young american women are ugly! thank God I'm European!!

Anonymous said...

this website is a sick, pathetic, disgusting piece of horror. the very dictionary definition of revolting

Veronica Williams said...

Fuck you, you little piece of shit. You tried to start it, and now you have. Leave GaGa alone. Your just jealous. You are the little Whore, Slut and prostitute. "Yes, Its all true" UNDENYABLE. FUCKING. PIECE. OF. SHIT,Wait, you know, thats an insult to shit, You. Are less than shit, Fuck, YOUR THE WORLD'S WORST THING THAT HAPPENED TO IT. Leave. GaGa. Alone. Again, You don't have ANY. and I mean ANY. room to talk. Its all parodys, photoshopped, shit. Face it shitwhore.

Anonymous said...

She's such a piece of shit whore. My used toilet paper is more attractive and smells better than this unholy skank. I pray for the future if this is what " entertainment" is coming to. Go cut your wrists Lad Gag.

Anonymous said...

Look at all these sad little liberal faggots defending her and their own stupidity. The truth hurts.

Anonymous said...

I WOULD STILL FUCK. HER,HIM,IT.

Anonymous said...

Cunt fuck you she's never done nothin to u I'd watch Wat u say coz ur kids might turn out jut like her wat u gna do abandon them like they're peaces of shit n yeh ur right the truth hurts go fuck urself u mutt

Gitty up gal said...

I totaly agree with you lady goo goo is a manufactured mannish lookin piece of shit.She's nothin more than a brainwashed illuminati puppet and her little mobsters are the stupidest losers on the face of the earth besided jugaloos:)

Unknown said...

Lady Gaga is one ugly broad! I've seen many photos of her, and none of them are attractive to me.Her music isn't so bad, but her appearance is atrocious!

Anonymous said...

Lady Gaga is UGLY, let's face it. Her music though isn't too bad. Why doesn't she just get a face make over.

Anonymous said...

Considering all the spelling mistakes and other grammatical errors, intelligent isnt the best word to use in describing this. Highly opinionated would be better.

Anonymous said...

I don't like Lady Gaga. But you are a conservative piece of dirt and stupidity.

Nicolas von Schatz said...

I don't give a damn about one's sexual life. But this "lady" performs at russian mafia parties for their blood money. This is FAR worse than being just some whore.