Christmas is supposed to be one of the most important days of the year for people. Jesus Christ, our lord and savor, died for our sins and this is our way to give back to Him.
Yet, seculars and other filthy atheists have perverted this holiday and changed things around. Last time I checked, it is Jesus' fuckin' birthday. So why are you giving presents to your friends and family? It's definitely not your birthday and it's not your friends birthday, so you're being a fuckin' idiot.
Jesus wants you to give... but give to Him. That means you send your money to a Christian church. It means that you give money to Pro-Life groups. It means that you send money to the Republican Party and other right wing organizations.
Jesus died for your sins. You might as well give your gifts to the right fuckin' person instead of your liberal friends. And I'm willing to bet the gifts you get from liberals will contain trace amounts of heroin and semen on the wrapping paper... because they're so damn amoral, which is just another type of immorality.
Liberals and their Hatred of Christmas
Liberals are by far the worst. What they like to do is perverse words and perverse the definition of words. Everyone today thinks of Santa Clause, Christmas trees, and all that other crap. What the fuck does Santa Clause have to do with Jesus? Nothing, but the liberals make meaning out of it though. Santa Clause, the child welfare junkie, dropping gifts down chimneys for the children of the world. How... liberal.
Jesus was all about getting a job and going to church, which just happens to be the American way. And just happens to be the reason why America is the best and richest country on earth.
Barack Hussein Obama (muslim, communist) is now an official Maoist. I'm sure you heard about the great looking mass murdering communist and filthy atheist Mao ornament on Obama's secular Nazi Christmas tree.
Who would of guessed that decorating a Christmas tree, which has nothing to do with Jesus, would have a communist mass murderer in Obama's home? Oh, I know who. ME ME ME!!
The liberal and pro-Obama media thought that the conservatives were being "crazy" and "teabaggers" when White House Communications Director Anita Dunn thought it would be "cool and hip" to quote fuckin' Mao. The Patriotic American citizens were pointing out the SMOKING GUN of the communist in the White House and we were just marginalized. Marginalized for pointing out the fact that no American government should ever quote a filthy atheist mass murdering communist.
...but that just seems to be the way things go in the Christian hating Obama world.
Being American conservatives gives us something that liberals don't have... Jesus. We have the power of Christ on our side. And with Christ we can better understand politics. It really shouldn't be the hard, but liberals don't have the engine of Christ helping their brains function at a higher rate.
A conservative can't ignore the fact that Obama just happens to be buddies with fuckin' terrorist Bill Ayers. A liberal views this as a badge of honor, but in public conversations they'll deny it's true and just label it as "crazy" Republican propaganda. A conservative can't ignore the fact that Obama wants to close Guantanamo Bay and release the terrorists on the streets. Liberals want it closed and want to be friends with the terrorists.
Where is the power of Christ? Liberals just don't have it. America is strong with a Republican president and weak with a Democratic president because of Christ and lack thereof.
Obama said he would change our foreign policy from being tough and into atheist pussies. And now America is being laughed at... not by the pinkos in Europe, but by the terrorists in Iran. They're building nuclear weapons and seizing oil wells in Iraq. Nice one Obama. Bush was just being an asshole to them, but when you're nice they act nice too /s. Maybe you can write them a letter telling them how disappointed with them and we can stretch it out for years, so he can have a full nuclear weapon to wipe Jews off the planet.
But no one would ever call Obama a "Nazi Sympathizer".
Okay, that is enough. I just wanted to wish Jesus a Merry Christmas. No, I'm not wishing you a Merry Christmas because this is Christ's day. Mmmkay?
4 comments:
you're either a hypocrite or a loser who has no friends with which to share the holiday anyway.
Communist nazi symphatizer...
Man, you are so nuts i dont know what to say...
Your name is hammer tiitti.
I know what to say. FUCK YOU. YOU FUCKIN' FREAK!
Die of Aids.
This is not even conservative.
Really, the whole being ridiculous to gain attention ordeal might be working but attention from a psychiatrist would serve you much better.
P.S. You're making real conservatives look bad, you low-life scumbag.
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