Road Rage is a Good Thing

I was driving home today and I couldn't help but think about road rage. I was driving behind this slow asa driver going out of my mind and this great topic came to my mind. Road rage is a good thing. All these bleeding heart liberals want you to feel bad about it.

FACT: Liberals Beat Their Wives

You ever wonder why Liberals are the biggest beaters of their wives? It has to do with the fact that they bottle up their emotions. Instead of letting it out like a normal person they bottle it up. Instead of letting prick on the road have it, they wait until they get home and wifey says something...

"What the fuck did you say bitch?"
*Smack*

Liberals try to talk about "equal rights" between men and women. I suspect it is, so they don't feel guilty about beating a woman.

FACT: Road Rage Against Idiots is Good

Someone that cuts you off, is a fucking idiot. Holding in your rage is only allowing this idiot to get away with it. Idiots that fuck with your life need to be beat. Saddam deserves it, Osama deserves it and that prick that cut you off yesterday on the way home from work deserves it.

Always carry a blunt object in your car like a crowbar, tire iron or my personal favorite - a pitching wedge. I guarantee after you smash their front windshield in they'll never cut off a person ever again. Plus you'll feel great.

FACT: Driving Slower Than The Flow of Traffic is Dangerous

When you see "grandpa" plowing down the road doing 15 mph when everyone else is doing 75 mph, feel free to flip him off, honk your horn, throw shit at him, run into his bumper. Shit these people aren't supposed to be on the road. They're going to kill you. Don't hold in your anger. Let it out.

The reality of road rage is that it is a perfectly natural response that God gave us. It is designed to weasel out all the pricks in the world and beat them. I'm doing a service to the world by being a road rage-aholic. My wife appreciates that I take out my anger on those that deserve it, instead of coming home to beat her like a "liberal bride".