This July 1st Burn Canada's Flag

Hello Readers,

I'm officially passing an invitation to my tradition ceremony of burning the Canadian flag on July 1st. It is a great way to put down those atheist fag enablers in Canada, and pump up some American spirit for July 4th.

Since America is infested with illegal immigrants from Canada, you'll probably see people watching you. Most people will be good hard working Americans, but at least two or three will be filthy Canadians. You'll probably hear one of them call you a "hoosier".

More proof the ignorant twats of Canada don't speak proper English, the way God intended it to be.

I encourage you to do this in your local town/city in a public place. Invite your friends and really get a crowd going. Offer American food like beer and hotdogs. You can also get creative and have maple syrup bonfires.

Have fun and God bless.

George Carlin: The Filthy Sinner is Dead

God has finally finished off filthy sinner George Carlin. I've been waiting for this along time. He's been cracking his unfunny atheist socialist democratic agenda for too long and I was sick of it.

Another sinner bites the dust.

Hayden Panettiere is a Dolphin Hippy Whore

I know this is sort of late, but I'm sure you've heard of that whore Hayden Panettiere breaking down and crying because she couldn't save "the dolphins". Whan whan whan.

This used to be the delightful little girl that was in Remember The Titans. She grew up into another hippy whore that is destroying America with her slut like behavior.

She is considered a star in the television show Heroes. This has to be the most sinful show I ever seen. Everyone knows that there is only one person that has divine powers and that is Jesus Christ. This show is complete blasphemy for giving these powers to a huge slut bag cheerleader and an Asian. Asian people are the most sinful people around.

Back to the dolphin shit. Panettiere participated tried to disrupt the hunting of dolphins in Japan and ended up getting in a confrontation. Apparently she thought her hippie ideology would be accepted by these people that hunt dolphins because it is part of their culture. After the confrontation she started to cry. Whan whan whan. Than she left the country immediately after. I have to give it to those Japanese fisherman. They sure know how to put hippies in their place.



Oh no Hayden. It's the end of the world. The dolphins are just so damn important. It must of been a big time burning that you immediately went to shore, cried and left the country.

Seriously Hayden, if you're looking for something to save, this is definitely a cause...



Hayden, you're the biggest slut bag whore that came around. You can't whore yourself to dolphins like you care. You're destroying America, you're destroying the fabric of our culture, you're destroying all our little girls and you're destroying my chances of eating gallons of grinded up dolphin meat.

If you aren't convinced this 18 year old slut bag is a huge fucking whore, take a look at this...

BREAKING: Madonna has Aids!

Well, working along side Mel Gibson, I get to hear all the celebrity talk. It's true, Madonna has aids.

I've talked about Madonna before and it seems she's really into the heterosexual anal sex. Anyway, her husband would never do it, but he gave in recently. She's been an aids ridden whore ever since.

Celebrities don't like to release information right away and usually cloak it in innuendos. If you look closely, you can see it. First, she has a new single called "4 Minutes". This signifies that she doesn't have much time left before her aids ridden asshole kills her. You'll also notice that there are rumors that she is divorcing her husband. Well, they're true. She's like a typical whore and can't help it that she got what she deserved.

Madonna has aids and will hopefully be dead and burning in Hell very soon.

Google, Satan and the Cure for Aids

I'm always searching the cure for aids because I want to see if my accurate article for the cure for aids is listed in the top 10.

I always thought Google was a good business with it's "do no evil" mission statement. I grew suspicious when they decided to work with the Chinese government and make an anti-free speech search engine. This puts the icing on the cake now.

I think it is pretty apparent what Google is doing. It puts up the 666 to signify that it works for Satan. It's going to keep providing solutions that the "science" community has thought of for aids, which Satan supports.

The only real cure for aids is prayer. People have aids, not because of some "biological" function of a disease, they have aids because God wants to punish sinners. If you're gay, you get aids. That's the whole point. If you live in Africa and believe in "shaman" like voodoo God(s) than you're going to get aids.

A strong belief in our Lord Jesus Christ is really the only cure for aids. Praying and going to church has been shown to have a 99% success rate with a +-1% error.

The "atheist" United Nations just wants us to promote Satanic "science" and send welfare to these countries. Look what it has given us; more aids. The African aids problem is exploding. I find it laughable that scientists think a Satanic condom would even protect these people. Like our almighty God couldn't thwart the power of a thin layer of latex to punish the sinners of Africa.

America needs to act independently, without any involvement with the idiots at the United Nations. We can send Bibles and Priests to Africa. We can be the saviors of the Earth and restore faith in the world that God is here to help, if you're willing to accept him.

God Bless.

Time to Send Muslims to Concentration Camps

I don't seem to understand the objection to sending all the Muslims in America to concentration camps. We are dealing with people that believe in a deadly religion. They want to kill us and when they get the chance to do it, they will. We need to send them to camps before it is too late.

With tensions with Iran growing and the Middle East continuously acting aggressive to correct morality, we need to start doing this. Muslims in America, are just a theological sleeper cell waiting to blow themselves up. We're going to wake up one day and suicide bombers are going to be running into schools and blowing themselves up. If you care about the safety of our children, you will support sending all the filthy Muslims to concentration camps.

The Islamic faith is IMMORAL AND WRONG. This is a fact. They are scum bags that believe in the wrong God, the wrong ideals and the wrong sense of Justice. They are so screwed up in the head they try to solve problems by blowing themselves up. Show a picture of their ugly prophet and they go crazy. Show a picture of Jesus Christ, OUR prophet, and we convert more people. What is wrong with these people? God is going to have a special place in Hell for Muslims.

Once we round them up, we can't just send them back to their terrorist Muslim countries. That would spell disaster for freedom and America. We can imprison them until their faith dies off, but that would be expensive. The only moral thing to do is convert all Muslims to Christianity. That is the only way to turn them into decent moral people.

Support Muslim concentration camps and support America.

Conservatipedia Forum Launched

That's right everyone, I've finally launched us a Conservatipedia Forum. Now we can discuss, chat and organize in a lot better format. Please take the time and join.

Thank You,
Chris Francis

American Beauty is Anti-American

When I heard the title of this movie, I thought to myself, "Finally, a pro-American movie coming out of Hollywood." Well, I was wrong.

This movie was filled with Lester's desire to quit his day job, get a McJob, have sex with a minor and do drugs. This is the most anti-American movie I ever seen. The only true American in the movie was Col. Frank Fitts. He was a man of the army, drove an SUV and had an obedient wife. He hates fags and kicked his drugged up son out of the house.

Of course Lester took the little druggie in, who just happened to be dating his daughter. If you think this whole story line is bad, you should see the dialog. I decided to share a little with you.

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here. - Lester

You're right. I suck dick for money. And you should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three States. - Ricky

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. - Lester

I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy." - Angela

What ever you do, don't go renting this movie thinking it will be a great family film that is about the greatness of America. It is a sick and perverted tale of infidelity with minors, drugs and a desire to be a lazy no good hippie.