Goodbye, For Now

Well, it's been over a week since I last posted. I thought I'd explain why. I've been reflecting lately about society and our God. I've finally come to the conclusion that Mel Gibson is the second coming of Christ. With all the trouble he has been going through with his so called "Jew Remarks", just show that the Jews are trying to destroy Jesus again.

I've decided to put this site on hold, while I go help Mel Gibson/Christ with the church he set up near Malibu. I will be unable to update this site since I'll be spending all my time working with Christ and his church.

I thank all my readers. Please leave the site bookmarked and in your RSS readers. There maybe updates from time to time.

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The Metric System is Communist

How many people here are fans of the metric system? Well, you're pinko commie bastards. This whole "base ten" business promotes communist and Godless ideals!

It is worth noting that the people that created the metric system were part of the horrible ungodly French Revolution and it’s terrorist activity. The whole idea is of this revolution was "equality" of wealth and it was nothing more than a democide by fascist communists.

The whole idea of the metric system is that reality is mass, energy, space and time, or in other words, measurable stuff. Why isn't God included in this measurement? Because these French frog leg eating pinko bastards hate God.

Now let's take a look at the God recognizing miles and years. Everyday, the Earth turns on it axis once. It circles the sun every year. The Earth also spins on a wobbling axis that follows a circle itself that takes 25000 years to complete. How large is the circumference of the Earth at the equator? 25000 miles. Coincidence? Not with God.

2160 is the years in an astrological age, or ten times 216. When the Earth, Venus and the Sun are perfectly lined up you get a conjunction. By the time this happens next the Earth will be at 216 degrees in its orbit. These are in circles of 5 and if you did a diagram of the solar system from the north depicting the elliptical orbits of Earth and Venus as circles and draw 5 lines out from the sun through the two planets. These lines would be exactly 72 degrees apart and if you connected the points where they intersect Earth's orbit you get a pentagram. God is talking to us.

Continuing on with the 216 degrees times ten is 2160. The length in years of an astrological age is 5 times 216 that equals 1080, or the radius of the moon in miles.

These are undisputed facts. The God loving people of the past that created these measuring systems knew what they were doing. They created them with the divine power of God, not the pinko communist power of "equality".

Santa Isn't Black Asshole!

What is wrong with this world? This past December when I walked into the shopping malls, I saw Santa Clause that was black. What the fuck?! What the Hell would a black Santa bring a child? A Colt 45 and a welfare check?

No children, there is no Obama Clause. The problem here is all the stupid liberal labor laws on what businesses have to hire. It's retarded. I'm making a movie and I need a nerdy white guy, why do I have to do casting for a black guy. What's the point? I want a white guy. Same thing with Hooters. They want women with breasts that are big, but no!! That's discrimination against the women that are flat.

Santa is white. Santa lives at the fucking North Pole. When it's that cold, you can't be black, that's why there are no black people in Canada, it's too cold!! Santa isn't from Africa and I doubt he even goes down there to deliver presents.

Get over it. Let shopping malls hire white guys only and screw these stupid labor laws.

Rachael Ray is a Fat Whore

Rachael Ray is one fat annoying whore. Her raspy voice annoys me to no end. Fuck! I don't get people. Granted she's teaching women to stay at home and cook properly, but who wants to learn it from a fat whore that got where she is today by sucking truck loads of big cock? I don't need my wife learning how to talk raspy and grow into a chunky whore sucking off everyone in town.

Why the hell is she on television? Her show is so horrible and she really needs to get a haircut. She has retarded celebrity guests on, and all they can do is present the camera with the most painful body language because that fat whore is eyeing chocolate fudge behind the camera instead of asking them a question.

She just needs to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. Her raspy voice makes me think she must of had a sex change at one point in her life. Her uncontrollable raspy giggling makes me think she's a man trying to be a "hot" schoolgirl.

Die Rachael Ray! DIE!!! You're going to Hell bitch for polluting the world with your shemale fat whorism. Infecting this world with your douchebaggary and slutism.

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Girlicious is Whoretacular

It appears that the slutty whorish "Pussycat Dolls" are making a new group called "Girlicious". I don't get why society is so fucked up. These so called musical groups border on burlesque entertainment. It's basically strippers singing in "booty shorts", twirling on stripper polls. Their target audience is females ages 10-16.

This is just another act by the filth and scum in society to turn more and more young women into sluts and whores. They serve no other purpose. The group is a bunch of girls that have low self esteem that sing on a reality show to some old fucking whore that probably has had sex with 600 men and women.

Is this really what we want to show our young girls? We need to stop these sick burlesque musical groups from even entering the country. We should just kick them the fuck out and let them go do their pedophilia inducing acts in France. We need to get our girls to follow good Christian conservative female bands like the Spice Girls.

Down Syndrome Children Should Be In Cages

I just bought a new cage for my son to and it really got me thinking. All the other parents I've talked to that have down syndrome children don't use cages, they just let them run free. They say it makes them happy, as parents, to let them have fun.

I'm sorry, but that is not right. You don't let your children do things, so you'll be happy. You're their parents. You have to take care of them. They're fucking 'tards. They just can't be running around, they'll split their heads open.

I tell them about my parenting skills with locking them in a cage. They look at me like a cruel person. I lock them in a cage because I'm compassionate about their well being. We have to remember they're retards. They're never going to contribute to society, so a cage is the best thing to keep them in.

I picked up the idea from someone at church. I was skeptical at first, but after hearing the advantages of it, I had to try. Any time my wife and I had company, my son would be running around like a fucked up 'tard on speed. Now when company comes over, I just take the cage down to the basement. This means I have piece and quiet. I don't have to worry about him getting into cleaning products and cracking his skull open, he's in the protective cage enjoying in 'tarded time.

I'm going to say this, since I'm sure there will be some stupid liberal talking about this 'tard as a person. He's a fucking retard. He loves his cage. He doesn't have the brain capacity to even feed himself. The cage is a humane environment for 'tards. If you feel your liberal sense of telling others what to do, you can just keep it to yourself.

Impeach Bush Now!!

Bush is the worst President the American people have been faced to endure. He started an illegal war with Iraq. He lied about weapons of mass destruction. He destroyed all our freedoms with the USA Patriot Act. He read a stupid book while planes were crashing into buildings. He sacrificed 4000 American lives for a lie in Iraq. He cuts taxes for the rich.

APRIL FOOLS!!! Bush is the best President in American history. He'll never be impeached because he's respected too much by the American people and by his peers in Congress. America has pushed through the horrible Clinton years, into a new age of world dominance and pro-American Christian family values. God Bless Bush and God Bless America.