That's right filthy hippies, if you're using the word "dude" in sentences you're going to fry in the bowels of Hell for an eternity. Yeah, you should of thought that one through when you desecrated God's language, English.
Using the following words will result in Hell...
I think we've come to a moral point in humanity that it is safe to say that we need to ban the butt plug. I've made it very clear that the anus pushes waste out, it doesn't take anything in.
The butt plug is used by fags and heterosexual fag wannabes as a form of foreplay to loosen up the anus before insertion. This is an immoral act that will result in an eternity of Hell. God looks down at people that use these "tools" as someone destroying God's plan.
God created the perfect human being, with a perfect system of which it should follow. Sex is supposed to between a man and a woman. The penis goes in the vagina. There is no other scenario. No pee pees in poo poo holes. If you do, even by accident, you're going to goto Hell.
There's also the repercussions of using a butt plug with the intention of having anal sex. This is disgusting, but there is a very common side effect known as inside out anus. God also gives this fag like behavior a disease known as rectal disease.
Not to mention the awful side effects of bowel movements. We need to do the right thing and ban the butt plug forever.
I've been hearing a lot of bad talk about America in the news lately. I keep hearing about the doom of the economy, that we're headed for a recession. Well, in case you aren't aware we have the American Jesus. He protects our country. The economy is more powerful than ever before and it's fine because Jesus is in control.
The fact is that the liberal media hates America. Jesus today supports America and Israel because we're the only countries in the world that actually care about the world. All these liberals, and filthy muslim loving hippies want is to see America and more importantly Americans suffer.
This is how liberals get their kick. They have a void in their life and they need to create social programs in government to feel better. But that isn't enough for them because it never fills the void. They need to see more Americans rotting on the street because the government is increasing taxes and regulations on businesses.
I pray to Jesus everyday to help the fight against the atheist liberals trying to destroy our country. You all need to pray too. If you need to see what I'm doing to help America, check out my Twitter Account.
Well, I was watching the news and guess what I just saw. Some horrible, but typical, democrat behavior. Two democrats were arguing over who they supported more, Hillary Clinton or Barak Obama. Let's just say the argument ended with one of them being stabbed.
This is completely why the American people don't like democrats and don't trust them. They act like primitive human beings. I guess that's expected, their ideology is driven by emotion and fear, rather than the standout logic of Republicans. That's how democrats work. If they don't get their way they resort to violence. If they can't make enough money, they want the government to send the troops out against the people that can.
This story only illustrates further that democrats are the worst kind of people you can meet and lack the basics of morality.
It seems more and more young adults in heterosexual relationships are engaging in anal sex or "butt sex". Let there be no mistake about this, any form of anal sex is gay and you will go to Hell for doing it.
I do understand that the media glamorizes the gay culture and most people know that becoming gay would be a sin, but doing homosexual acts is gay. That's what makes a person gay. The "butt" is designed to remove waste from the body, nothing should ever go up there, no matter how "hip" and "cool" you think it may be.
You may even have heard horrible tales, which are just lies from the band Tool. They tell lies about how the anus is 4 degrees warmer than the proper reproductive organs. They also have other songs that encourage hatred of Jesus and hookers with a penis.
Let there be no mistake about it. Any form of anal sex, if between two men, or a man and woman is gay. It's sinful and you'll goto Hell. Putting anything in the anus, such as a "butt plug", finger or tongue is just the same, you will goto Hell. Homosexuality isn't "cool" or "hip" and you shouldn't desire to be a fag. God made a penis and a vagina for sex, and that's all that should be used. Or you'll goto Hell!
Let me tell you one thing I've observed in my life, and that's people that like to travel outside of America are filthy liberals. I don't get it. America is the best nation on the Earth. Nothing out there is good, but these filthy liberals want to visit countries like France, Europe and Africa.
Real conservatives don't travel outside the United States because America is the greatest. The idea of eating a McDonald's cheeseburger in France with all the homosexual atheists, doesn't thrill me. I want to cheeseburgers in the heart of Texas.
America has a lot of greatness to offer, so I thought I'd share the great places of America to travel...
Sinful Hillary Clinton Cleavage made me vomit into my mouth. Politicians like this should be banned from the democratic process forever. What was she trying to do? To get young people interested in her saggy old breasts? Hillary, you're a loser and you'll always be a loser. The cleavage was so revolting, that I had to take that picture and blur it in photoshop.
We need more conservative politicians that know how to dress and more importantly act appropriately, like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Mary Carey. That is the proper way to engage in politics, conservatively! So once again, Hillary Clinton Cleavage is sinful!
I wanted to talk about the The O.C. television show. I sat down the last few days watching a few episodes to figure what it was all about. It was so horrible and infested with a liberal bias and gay agenda that I almost vomited on my carpet.
Notice the guy on the left side of the picture. That's Ryan and he's a "bad boy". He wears wife beaters all the time, which happens to be some sort of liberal fashion statement. You'll notice that super liberal Kevin Federline wears wife beaters as well.
I really don't understand why a person would ever want to wear a wife beater, but I guess I don't understand why liberals are so idiotic.
You'll notice the guy on the right side, that's Sandy. He's what you call a "bad boy" liberal lawyer. He works for the government and represents poor scumbag criminals. He married a filthy rich daughter of a capitalist, lives in a huge mansion and fights for higher taxes.
Sandy brought Ryan home to help reform him from Juvee. This is some sort of liberal subliminal message that the rich need to take the poor into their home. Ryan is a scumbag and no one would let them into their home. Ryan even burned down a house. Evil!
In the middle of the picture you'll see, some whore. I make a note not to remember female names. She's a drunk whore that has very saggy breasts. She's also a bisexual lesbo that has gay encounters and drugged herself up to teach children that overdosing is good. Finally she dies in a drunken car accident. Good! A little Godly Justice.
There are more characters, but I don't feel like discussing the entire cast of the liberal gay agenda subliminal messaged show. DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN WATCH THIS SHOW OR THEY MAY TURN GAY!
I was watching a very informative video on YouTube, that I wanted to share with everyone. The proof that God Exists! Look as they destroy the atheist arguments with proof, something atheists don't have.
I can say as much as I've really attempted to understand communism and communists, I still don't get it. Yeah, their simplistic over simplified view points such as "from each according to their ability, to each according to their need" and "production is controlled by the people", all sound good, but when I ask how it all works they can't spit out an answer. Semantics basically, "there's no such thing as money", "how can you profit without money?", "You can't profit without property" Oh, I can think of a few ways.
Anyway, I was on one of their sites and saw this. It's stuff like this that boggles my mind. The Che Store: For all your revolutionary needs. And they don't have pictures of guns, but have Che Guevara shirts. I'm sure there must be filthy liberals or pinkos reading my site, maybe you can answer this question for me. Is buying a Che Guevara shirt an act of communism or capitalism? I seriously would like to know.
Here is the basic flaw of communism. They(most of them) believe in anarchism. They some how think this will work even though no one really has an incentive to follow the complex ideals of communism. There answer for just about everything done wrong is mob justice. As well, I think communists, only look at one side of the economy, goods. But what about services? Obviously, so many doctors are going to be needed, how does this anarchist society fill the void?
Well, I'll take a guess. They'll create body called the "communist party" or the "People's Will" or something like that. They won't call it a government, but it'll act just like one, and force people at gun point into certain occupations or they'll face death.
Good luck communists. I'll be the dissenting capitalist sabotaging your revolution.
That's right! Today, Fidel Castro has announced he is resigning as evil dictator of Cuba. You know what that means? America won! America stomps out another communist. The reason Castro stepped down was due to his health. Probably due to the horrible socialized health care system of Cuba. It just couldn't perform under the tight government restrictions and lack of profit incentives.
God Bless America, another communist bites the dust.
Well this is the 2nd Conservatipedia Podcast and it's our very first full length episode! Lie back in your favorite chair, get a fire going and have the family come in the room to listen.
Chris talks about the greatness of American History, highlighting all the important events from the American Revolution to the War in Iraq. Chris also spends some time diving into the Republican division over John McCain.
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I just wanted to make a post on Steven Segal Movies which I think are so great. He's just such a patriotic American and they way he battles evil is the greatness of this country. The greatness of this man cannot be expressed properly by other directors, he has to direct and star in the very movies he creates. Watch all his movies as he judo chops crime and beats down all terrorist activity. He occasionally beats up on homosexuals and other sinful Satan loving acts.
Now here are some Steven Segal movies that you must see. There is absolutely no excuse. If you think Segal is a hack or "loser", than you're going to Hell and you're very unpatriotic.
I wanted to help out our female listeners to give them an advantage when they get married. Sometimes as a young woman, it can be difficult to understand your role as a wife. Men today, don't seem to think beating their wife into submission is ethical, so it's the wife's job to figure it out.
The Bible has made it very clear that the role of a wife is to surrender to her husband. End of story. All women need to bow down to men. They are not allowed to work. They have to stay home all the time. They have to cook the meals, raise the children and clean the house. If, as a wife, you don't surrender to your husband, you have given your husband grounds to beat you. You don't want to put your husband in that position.
Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. - Ephesians 5:22-24
For some odd reason, people don't seem to agree with my assessment of Kristen Dunst(or Carrie from Sex and the City). Just look at her face. It's repulsive. It's as if God stopped in the middle of finishing off her face to go battle Lucifer. I think people just need to accept that.
She's flawed. She's less of a person. She ranks up there with the other retards and midgets that God didn't finish. God has important things to do and sometimes he needs to stop in the middle of things to fight the good battle between good and evil.
Here's the deal. Kristen Dunst should not be an actor. She should not be in movies. We shouldn't be promoting sub humans. She should be taken out to the woods and shot. If you enjoy the acting of Dunst, or Sarah Jessica Parker, or Corky(the retard), than you're going to fry like a piece of bacon in Hell for all eternity.
That's right!! Conservatipedia now is selling T-Shirts and other merchandise to help raise money for our Atheist Registry, which will include a toll free number to report atheist activity. This was mentioned in my first podcast.
I'm having a contest to get as many different T-Shirt designs as possible. I will accept everything that doesn't violate the terms of service of Cafe Press. That even includes t-shirts that negatively reflect Conservatipedia. Yeah, I'm a big free speech fan.
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I want to get down on my knees and pray to our God for giving Texas to America. Texas is the best state in the entire America Union. The greatness of Texas can easily be demonstrated by it's state slogan, "Every thing is bigger in Texas".
Let's review why Texas is the center of the Universe and the best place the whole damn world.
It appears this homosexual Satan driven culture is growing in America. It is very popular in homosexual countries like France, but it seems the glamor of sin and homosexuality is enticing the younger generations of America.
Goth is the act of dressing in black skanky close like a homosexual prostitute. Having black hair and pale white skin. All goth people are pessimists and listen to "emo" music. They talk about death, pain and darkness, trying to bring a version of Hell that exists in France, to America.
The Cure For Goth
If you find your son or daughter acting Goth, you need to act fast. The first thing to do is pull out your pocket sized Bible, that you should always have on you, and start reading it out loud. You might get some backlash from these Satanic rebels, saying stuff like, "What the fuck are you doing?", "I want to die", "You're embarrassing me Dad". Don't let that stop you.
When they're out of the house, you need to immediately burn their goth clothing. These clothes only promote homosexual premarital sex with high degree of teen pregnancy that will result in abortion. They should also have a goth diary, in which they write "emo" poetry. Do not destroy it. Take it immediately to a priest. It must be cleansed with holy water.
Lastly, you're going to need to give them an old fashion Godly spanking. Atheists in society have been trying to stop spanking, and homosexuality, atheism and goth is what we get for it. Spank the goth right out of them.
In the long run, your teen son or daughter will thank you for stopping them from turning into huge lifetime losers and "emo" poets.
Godspeed.
Well, I thought I'd share a little about other sinful acts. Being left handed is a sign of Satan and you're going to Hell. If you thought Ned Flanders was a good Christian, he wasn't because he was left handed. He will burn in Hell. His wife went to heaven though.
The only moral thing to do is what they did about 70-100 years ago. When children went to school, they'd tie the left hand behind their back and forced them to write with their right hand. This is the only moral way to save these people from Hell.
If you have a child that is left handed, you need to do this NOW!!! The longer you wait the harder it is to do. IF your child goes to the atheist public schools, the teachers will probably untie them in a desperate attempt to have them sent to Hell. The teacher will think you're crazy and report you to child protect services. Than that atheist government body will take your child away from them. So tie up their left hand in the privacy of your own home.
If you're an adult that is left handed, the only thing you can do is have your hand removed. It's too hard to get past your Satanic left handisms and you'll need to lose the hand. It's definitely worth it if you want to avoid Hell.
Hello everyone, This is Conservatipedia's very first podcast!!! A new era for this site.
Description: Chris goes into a short discussion about the gay agenda that is infesting American culture.
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I'm getting mighty sick of all these punk teenagers going out having one night stands and other forms of sinful sex, all while Bin Laden is on the loose. These kids are only aiding Al Qaeda and all the rest of those sand sucking Islamic fundamental terrorists.
When terrorists see American culture they get pissed off. All the sin and complete lack of morals make America an easy target because we are expendable. We need to outlaw all forms of premarital sex. It's the only proper way to beat the terrorists.
The punk kids of today need to learn some real morals. They need to live the lifestyle of people 50 years ago. Punk teenagers joined the army, like real moral men. They went off and fought for their country, like real moral men. Today, they sit around playing Xbox 360's and masturbating to easy to access pornography on the internet. America is rotting off because the youth of today is polluting America with it's rape of American morals and values.
It amazes me that the mainstream media never really wants to give the facts and just wants to keep spouting off atheist rhetoric. They cry heart disease is an epidemic in America. The clamor to the atheist scientists to ask them for a solutions. They tell us that it's all the greasy, fatty food that we eat. WRONG!! Heart disease isn't a product of the food we eat, but by people's lack of saying grace before they eat it.
Americans today just aren't saying grace. They're spending too much time watching atheist programming on television and need to eat quickly. Americans need to sit down and say grace because when God blesses food, it makes it healthy for the body.
And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover. Mark 16:17-18The proof is right there everyone. Say your grace and you can safely consume poison. Give it a try.
I was watching Erin Brockovich last night and I think Julia Roberts performance destroyed some of my braincells. The movies plot was to follow around an ugly skank that wears revealing clothes in lawyers office while she goes on a crusade against some electrical company. There I just saved you 120 minutes of gouging your eyes out.
This whore has been in a lot of other movies and I think you should all avoid it. Julia Roberts is definitely going to Hell for her work. Have any of you seen Runaway Bride? Horrible sinful movie. As you can guess, it's about a skank, played by Roberts, that can't commit to marriage. That's a sin, whore! What a horrible horrible movie.
Why can't Hollywood just let Mel Gibson create all the movies, since he's obviously the only one with a brain. Just look at how great Passion of the Christ did.
Pfff, I'm very upset. I'm not even going to go into detail about her sinful roles in Pretty Woman and Hook.
List of Julia Roberts Movies to Avoid:
Everyone wave bye bye to the filthy Mormon. Bye bye filthy Mormon.
Mitt Romney has stepped out of the race for Republicans paving the way for the presidential candidate that is endorsed by Jesus Christ himself, Mike Huckabee. Mitt decided call it quits after his pathetic results during super Tuesday. Huckabee showed everyone that he is the true candidate for the job. I guess this is what Mitt deserves for calling it a "two man race". Filthy Mormons are always lying.
Well Mitt. Goodbye. You're a horrible sinner and an even worse Republican. Go off with your 15 wives, because you're going to Hell along with your prophet Joseph Smith. Only Mike Huckabee can carry on the amazing legacy of George W. Bush!
God Bless!
Well, it's February 7th and that's Atheist New Years. Or as the media dubs it, "Chinese New Years". As if God would recognize New Years in February with the rest of the Godless heathens in China.
Go celebrate you filthy sinners. Parade around in your funny costumes and dress up as "puff" the magic dragon. You're all going to burn in Hell.
John McCain is a filthy liberal and is going to destroy America!! With his wins on "Super Tuesday", it is becoming more apparent that the Republican Party is being hijacked by filthy democrats.
You notice how John McCain never talks about the greatness of God? That's because he's a filthy Atheist pirate. Look at him in that picture, "Rrrrr, God is for suckers, children. Rrrrr!" Remember people, atheists are out to get your children.
Here are the facts...
Lately, I've been very happy with the work of the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning(ECFR). This is the world's leading institution of evangelical physics, a branch of physics based on literal interpretation of the Bible. All I have to say is that it's about time. I've been growing more disgusted each day with all the atheist evolution theories and other mumbo jumbo "science" taught to our children everyday at school.
I'm happy to see that the ECFR has adopted one of my highly felt beliefs on gravity, which they have titled Intelligent Falling. This is the real truth about gravity. It finally explains why angels fly and when Jesus died, he floated up to Heaven. Gabriel Burdett says it the best...
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down.It's a great day for Christians and those out there that are finally seeing God being recognized for His actions, rather than the secular ideals of gravity and "evolution".
"Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."
"Let's take a look at the evidence, In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."Can the filthy atheist scientists of today even come up with an explanation about why their theory of "secular gravity" doesn't work? Absolutely not, yet schools are devoid of the truth and are forced to learn about the false theory of gravity. Us Christians have been working hard with intelligent design and the Kansas school board has recognized it's virtue. Intelligent Falling is definitely the next step.
"Closed-minded gravitists cannot find a way to make Einstein's general relativity match up with the subatomic quantum world. They've been trying to do it for the better part of a century now, and despite all their empirical observation and carefully compiled data, they still don't know how.If you're looking for the source of these quotes, here you go.
"Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work. What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.'"
Watch this appalling video. This great Christian lady is attacked by filthy atheists and illegal immigrants.
Chakras are these "energy" points in our body thought up by new age hippies. The idea came from the Hindu faith, and if you didn't know Hindus go straight to Hell.
It is said, through meditation, Kundalini (some sort of metaphoric energy snake), will rise up each chakra and take you into some drug high bliss. Probably the main reason filthy hippies and other sinners are attracted to it.
This new age crap is picked up by every single retard sinner that is trying to save a buck on real health care. You can go out and buy Chakra rocks. These rocks have "magic powers" that will heal the flow the of energy from all chakras. This is completely false, a sin and you'll goto Hell if you've tried it.
The main reason brain dead liberals and filthy hippies are attracted to this is simply because the philosophy behind it is esoteric. Ideals that are esoteric are "cool" and "hip" to them. When they explain the idea to their friends, no one gets it. This makes them feel "superior". Many atheists are into this because it's more "hip" than atheism. But let me be clear, it's a sin. God will send you straight to Hell for this whether you think you're hip or not. The only thing that is "hip" is the love of Jesus Christ.
Here's the facts people, chakras are fake, believing in them is a sin, you will goto Hell for it. Occult, Hindu crap is a punishable offense.
I'm sick of all these bleeding heart liberals that are invading my life in some sort of post college narcissistic rage of mental masturbation. I smoke because I damn well feel like it.
Here's a news flash, your opinion doesn't matter. You know why? Because it's my life, not your life, mine! The most sacred form of property rights, my body! Mine!! If you don't like it you're going to need to go back home to piss and moan. 'Cause that's all you have a right to do.
The Insecure Narcissistic Lifestyle Nazi
These are the lowest form of scum on God's great Earth. All these people are either in college or graduated from one. They all get useless degrees in "arts", "philosophy" or "history". They pay $20,000 a year to read Shakespeare in an auditorium, when they could of just went to the library or payed for the book on Ebay for $5 and read it at home, for FREE!
These people look at the world from a narcissistic viewpoint and they know what's best for everyone. They live such unfulfilling lives and contribute absolutely nothing to society, that they have an overwhelming feeling of guilt that they are truly living a life of a loser. They drastically reach out grabbing onto any cause they can find and they always seem to find some sort of Lifestyle Nazism.
They always try to cloak their desire for narcissistic mental masturbation by drastically blubbering some altruistic cliche about children or the poor. They proudly announce they're saving children from the harms of second hand smoke, all the while banning smoking in a privately owned bars(which if you're not aware, is an adult place with no children. People come in to drink the poison of alcohol, but have no right to smoke a cigarette).
Are You a Lifestyle Nazi
Here's some tips for you...
I was reading a blog post online title The Top 50 Atheist Aphorisms, which I found highly offensive. I decided to make my 100% accurate list of aphorisms about atheism. Enjoy!
