Atheism is a Religion

I was actually looking at some quotes on the internet and I saw this:

"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." - Don Hirschberg

I found this hilarious, since atheism is the very thing they fear, a religion.

The Church of Atheism
Any person can take the time and google it, but the Church of Atheism exists. The website contains information on becoming a "minister", so you can preform weddings, funerals and other functions that "members of the clergy" get to do.

The Atheist 10 Commandments

I. Thou shalt worship only reason
II. Thou shalt abstain from invoking deities in the affairs of man
III. Thou shalt disdain all ritual
IV. Thou shalt abhor priestliness
V. Thou shalt loathe superstition
VI. Thou shalt reject all forms of spiritualism and supernaturalism
VI. Thou shalt regard skepticism as a virtue
VIII. Thou shalt reject racism
IX. Thou shalt reject all claims to a moral authority greater than man
X. Thou shalt, in word and action, strive to improve the human condition

Here's the source if you don't believe me.

The fact of the matter is that Atheism is a religion. They have their own churches, with their own set of rules. Rest assured, if someone in the Church of Atheism about "God" they would be banished forever. Soon they'll be applying for tax exempt status.

Proof Creationism is Real, Evolution False!

Hookers For Jesus

I wanted to make this post about the hookers for Jesus. I feel this article can give hope to all the filthy sinners and atheists out there, so they can believe their life can be saved and turned around.
These women used to be hookers on the streets of Las Vegas, but they now have a new mission, and it's saving souls.

Embossed in gaudy pink, the word "Hookers" appears above the Christian symbol of the fish across Ms Lobert’s chest, while Ms Veitch’s shirt bears the legend "Holy Hotties".

Through their two groups, "Hookers for Jesus" and "JC’s Girls", they perform what is arguably America’s most unusual Christian outreach operation, aimed at their former colleagues

As you can see these prostitutes can turn themselves around and spread the word of God. They even spread the word of God to the evil sinners that used to be their colleagues.

"I had been a prostitute for six years and I was desperate to get out for my baby daughter, but I just didn’t know how to do it," she said. "I was looking for information on the internet and I came across Annie and Hookers for Jesus.

"She was wonderful. She advised me on applying for jobs, let me use her computer and helped me out with rent money so I didn’t have to go back to the Strip."

Amazing! These Hookers for Jesus are helping to get hookers off the street of my very Christian hometown of Las Vegas. We need to see more Hookers for Jesus in all major cities, especially filthy New York.

Remember everyone, you too could become a Born Again Christian. You could be Atheists for Jesus or Muslims for Jesus. I hope this gives you all hope!!

The Obama Koran

I'm getting sick of the Obama Koran and the Obama crowd. The people that follow this guy are definitely morons and terrorist supporters. Vague and over generalized words Wow these morons. Change is applauded loudly, but he never explains what exactly he'll change besides "it" that needs changing. Changing it to what? To "better" of course. Now every brain dead Liberal can cheer for another vague ideal and sinfully masturbate to it.

Koranistan
It is pretty obvious that this guy is a Muslim, or at a minimum, Muslim wannabe. He looks like a Muslim, talks like a Muslim... .

Homosexual Crushes on Dictators
Obama hasn't been shy about his desire to be "overly friendly" with evil murderous dictators. Women are stoned to death in Saudi Arabia for showing skin, Obama wants to give the dictator hugs and kisses.

Retarded Foreign Policy
This is where I lose the guy. He's supposed to be just like any other liberal, but he wants to end the War in Iraq and start in on our terrorist ally, Pakistan. I'm at a lost for words. What's next after Pakistan, Mr Obama? The United Kingdom? Australia?

Inexperience
This guy doesn't know anything. He has no life experience, let alone political experience. This guy is a joke and Liberals are showing their real desire to lose because America will not elect a black man. America won't even elect a woman, so democrats are just out of luck.

End Rant!

Top 5 Reasons to Surrender to God

There are plenty of great reasons to surrender to God, but the top 5 reasons are more than enough to illustrate in my post. I was actually discussing this a little with my friends at Church and this was the consensus.

5. Accepted by Society
Following the group that all of America respects is very important. If you look at other groups like Atheists, Mormons and Gays, they are not respected or trusted by society.

4. It's Correct
This is the easiest reason to surrender to God. You don't have to believe in crazy atheist theories like "evolution" and "science", you just follow the King James Bible and live by the facts within.

3. Protection From Evil Spirits
There has been a long battle between God and Lucifer to gain control of the people on the Earth. Lucifer is constantly trying to corrupt people, so God sends Guardian Angels to protect the people that have surrendered to Him. People like Atheists, Mormons and Gays fall under the influence of evil spirits.

2. Heaven
Heaven is the greatest place that a person can spend an eternity. The only purpose of this life is to surrender to God and you'll be rewarded with an eternity in Heaven.

1. Hell
Hell is the horrible kingdom of Lucifer. Torture and burning in a lake of fire is your fate for not surrendering to God. Hell is home to such people as John F. Kennedy, Hitler and Ghandi.

Should Atheism Be Illegal?

I think that is a strong yes! People seem to think I'm some intolerant religious nut. I'm really not. I think in a perfect world we all just believe in what we want, but the world isn't perfect, we have children to raise. Children are being influenced and atheism is turning them to drugs, homosexuality and other Godless behavior. I think atheists just need to go back to France and they can live their sinful life there.

"I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." - President George W. Bush

Punishment For Atheism
I have put much thought into the proper punishment for atheist behavior and I seem to come to the same conclusion. They should spend the same time in jail as a rapist or child molester. Atheists practice the same things on a child's mind and that's what they deserve.

Purity Tests
I think it is essential that the government randomly tests people to see if they're atheists. This should be a simple quiz asking about God and things like that. Some trick questions should be asked too. Here is an example, courteous of a comment on this site: "Can god create a stone so big that even he can't lift it?" The only answer to this question is that God would just move the universe around this stone. Simple, logical answer. Most atheists can't answer that. An atheist would answer it like, "the force needed to lift this stone is directly proportional to gravity, therefore God would make the stone in a gravity free area, allowing him to lift it". It's very easy to spot the false atheist theories of "science".

I think this will definitely help move America in a better direction. Our children will be able to grow up straight and God loving.

The Richard Dawkins Delusion

The Richard Dawkins delusion is this following atheists that think he's god. These people just "have to" talk about the last rude anti-God thing he says and brown noise him.

Dawkins is an evolutionary biologist which is just fancy talk for atheist theory. He believes in the theory of evolution, which has been debunked here. He is full of hate and believes religion and belief in God is evil. I do agree with his views on Muslims, but he's totally wrong trying to link Christians to the filthy Muslims of 9/11. When Bush asked America to pray after the 9/11 attacks, this helped our nation!

In Dawkins book titled, "The God Delusion", he suggests that atheists can follow the examples of gays. Gays used to be called homos or "filthy homos", but now they're called gays. Dawkins wants atheists to get the term changed from atheist to "bright". Well, Mr. Dawkins, the only thing bright about being atheist, will be your body burning in Hell.

The only place Dawkins gets it right is stating that women are inferior in the "evolutionary" sense. I prefer saying women are inferior because God made them that way, but I guess finding places where we agree is best for everyone.

I think the point of this post would be staying on the attack of atheists. Atheists are always fighting for protection of their ideals(or absence of). They feel offended whenever someone mentions God and they fight on the side of the ACLU to take down Christmas and other religious holidays. Always remain on the attack. Atheists have no right to destroy our beliefs.

Juno The Movie is Blasphemy

I took the time to go see Juno the movie and all I have to say is that it's blasphemy!! Juno is about an unwed teen couple getting pregnant and how they dealt with it.

The movie is wrote by Diablo Cody, a stripper. Yes, this movie was wrote by a stripper in her spare time from stripping. I guess this is the good character a person must be to fit right in with liberal Hollywood. You may have noticed that her first name is "Diablo", which is an evil comic character of Satan. Coincidence? I think not!

The Canuckistanie Connection
I was watching this whole thing and the two main actors Ellen Page and Michael Cera had something odd coming off them. There acting just didn't seem right. I did a little research online and they're both filthy Canadians. I guess that is expected. No moral American would ever participate in this movie, they need filthy Canadians to do it.

The movie was directed by Jason Reitman, another filthy Canadian. Making matters worse this guy is from the capital of French Canada, filthy Montreal. No wonder the movie reeked of anti-Americanism and cowardice.

Finally the movie takes place in Minnesota, but was filmed in filthy Canada. The scenes are supposed to look like Minnesota, but the Canadian landscape couldn't be avoided. The roads and houses in that movie seemed to have a glow of homosexual acceptance.

I give Juno the movie two thumbs down for being blasphemy. Do not see this movie.

AA is the Only Solution for Alcoholism

AA or Alcoholics Anonymous is a meeting place that helps give the power to overcome alcoholism. I wanted to make a post about this to really get down to the core of why AA is the best and the only way to beat alcoholism. Studies keep pouring out showing that AA gives people hope and an advantage, not just short term, but for decades down the road. Currently just under 1.9 million people are in AA and are getting past their alcoholism.

The 12 Steps


1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol--that our lives had become unmanageable.
God is our only savor. You cannot turn to friends, family or the alcohol that has consumed you. You are powerless and God is here for you.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Belief in God is the only way to beat alcoholism. As you've probably noticed, atheists are out of control alcoholics that will never change.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
Turning yourself over to God. Surrendering to his power is the only way to beat alcoholism. Atheists don't have a chance, that's why they can never quit.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
When you're messed up with alcohol you lose a grip on yourself. You don't realize the morals you live by are being broken.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
You need to let yourself, other people, and most importantly God, that you have a problem.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
You do not have the power to remove your defects. Only our God can do it.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
Only God can give you strength where you need it.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Apologize to those you've hurt during your sinful times.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
You need to speak to them.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
God knows when you're doing wrong, so just admit it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
Prayer is truly the powerful medium for which you can overcome your alcoholism.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
When you are personally touched by God it is your duty to spread his message.

The Cure for Aids is Prayer

Many people are dying around the world from the horrible sexual transmitted disease known as aids. The majority of aids victims live in Africa, which follows very primitive "voodoo" like, shamanistic spirituality. This is the main the reason Africa is riddled with aids.

According to the World Health Organization, over 40million people have aids. Many countries have spent billions on science to cure this disease, only to fail. It fails because this is a homosexual disease God put out to stop sinners. The only way to cure aids is to pray and hope for forgiveness.

I was reading a great article the other day and I wanted to share some parts of it with you.

If you have a friend or you are suffering from HIV or Aids, do not give up. The Bible says Jesus brought Lazurus from the dead - you are still alive. He who made you in your mothers womb is still able to make you whole.

The article also had some great prayer points to consider. This maybe your only hope to beat aids.

Exodus 15:26
Exodus 23:25
Acts 10:38
Luke 1:37
3 John 2
Luke 1:37

The Spice Girls Are Conservative

The Spice Girls are truly a media icon of conservative values that are helping change the world for the better.

The Spice Girls originally formed in London in 1994. They produced smash hit after smash hit making them virtual overnight stars. Their popularity came from their wholesome Christian conservative lyrics promoting heterosexuality and love of God. In 2001, the group members split up to pursue their own solo careers. But as of June 2007, I'm happy to announce they're back together promoting their Christian conservative songs for all the world to hear.

Christian Conservative Lyrics
If you listen to their new smash hit "Headlines" you'll hear the God loving lyrics:

To go beyond the surface, to reach into your soul
This love is not demanding, my heart has told me so
...
I wanna tell the world I’m giving it all to you
The best things suddenly happen when you are here
And if I lost my way you’d carry me home
Take me all the way to heaven

Promoting Heterosexuality
If you were to poll 10 guys that went to a Spice Girls concert, they'd tell you that they're more heterosexual after they leave. Who wouldn't? Heterosexuality is the promotion of the Spice Girls. As you can see from the picture above, they're telling their audience that relationships should be between man and woman. You see a healthy man woman relationship with Victoria and David Beckham promoting heterosexuality.

Sporty Spice
Sporty spice promotes having male children join contact sports to build up manliness and beat out the homosexuality that may have been ingested with night lights.

I encourage everyone to go out and buy the new Spice Girls album and help promote Christianity and Conservatism to the younger generation out there.

Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

I want to talk a little about the Egyptian Gods and Goddesses to illustrate a point. A point that there was a lot of stupid people out there that believed in crazy things, like the Egyptians. For the record, there is only one God, he had himself a Son named Jesus Christ and the word of God is in the Holy Bible.

The Egyptians believed in a lot of different Gods. These primitive people saw animals as sacred, especially cats. The only thing sacred about cats is that they're a tool of Lucifer. As you can see to the picture of the right is the Sphinx, which was worshiped as the God of the sun.

I'm not really sure what they were smoking when they came up with these Gods. They actually believe in God named Wadjet, whom was the God of pregnancy. The fact of the matter is that God is never a female, and glorifying a God of pregnancy is a one way ticket to Hell.

I'll list a few of their crazy Gods here, so you'll get an idea of the craziness:

• Seth, the God of the desert
• Sekhmet, the God of fire, war and plague
• Osiris, the God of life, death and flooding

You can see the incoherence with the ideas. I'm sure they had other Gods like Dubia, the God of Earth, wood and pancakes. Well, that's all I wanted to share on the Egyptian Gods and Goddesses. I hope you picked up the simple fact that they're wrong and Christianity is the only path to our one God.

The Ron Paul Graphs

I thought I'd take the time to show the Ron Paul graphs from the Nevada caucus last night. To the right you will see the poll showing the expected out come of the caucus. Take not that Ron Paul was looking to get 7% of the votes behind Romney, McCain, Huckabee and Thompson. These polls are pretty accurate and the only ones that really dispute them are liberals when they lose an election(if they win they don't complain).

To the left here you'll see the graph of the actual results. You will notice that Ron Paul had twice as many votes. I know that graph shows Ron Paul and John McCain with 13%, in reality, McCain had 12.75% and Ron Paul had 13.73%, so it should read 14%.

I'm not sure if Democrats came out and voted in the Republican caucus, like I stated in Iowa. Nevada is really a state of sinners, as you can see with the Mormon, Romney, getting 51% of the votes. Ron Paul came in a pitiful second with 14%, probably for his politics on legalizing prostitution, gambling and marijuana.

I'm never usually satisfied with how the media acts, but I was impressed with the major networks. Ron Paul came second and they didn't talk about him. They understood this guy is a sinner and has no real chance of winning so they did the right thing and ignored him. I was much happier seeing them focus on my personal favorite candidate Mike Huckabee that received just 8% of the vote.

I wrote this article for people to understand that Ron Paul is a loser and a sinner. No one, especially the media, should pay attention to this clown. Paul has said crazy things like that we need to "get out of Iraq now". When questioned about how God feels about gays he said, "we're all children of God".

Ron Paul is a sinner. Protest him. Get big signs up at each rally and show everyone how much you hate Ron Paul. Try and get interviews with the local media and talk about how Ron Paul needs to be thrown out of the Republican party and banned from the remaining caucuses.

Conservatipedia Needs Your Help

Hello Faithful Readers,

I'm looking for a flash version of Passion of the Christ that I can embed into a blog post. It is the best Christian film to date and everyone loves it. If you know where there is a copy that will let me embed it in a post(like youtube or godtube), please let me know.

Also, since this is sort of a filler post, I would like to announce some upcoming topics I plan to talk about.

• Richard Dawkins
• Mitt Romney and Mormonism
• Evolution and Creationism
• The Role of a Wife
• My personal review of the movie "Juno"
• Illegal Immigration

I hope to see everyone subscribing to my feed for these upcoming posts.

Thanks in advance for your help,
Christopher

Best President To Date

This was a tough choice for me. It was practically a toss up between Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush. When I put everything into perspective, Ronald Reagan's biggest issue was inflation and GW Bush's biggest issue was terrorists trying to destroy America. Therefore, George W. Bush is the best President to date.

Our Gracious Leader
We are so lucky to have such a gracious President. He has helped so many people out there. The people effected by Katrina and extremely happy with Bush and his efforts. Despite claims by the liberal media, the efforts to help people after Katrina have been a huge success.

Our Strong Leader
As the World Trade Centers came crumbling to the ground, America was hurt and dying. Liberals wanted to stand idle and do nothing, but our strong leader brought us together to stop the wound. Instead of sitting back and defending ourselves from the terrorists, we went on the offensive.

Immediately after 9/11 Bush had Congress the USA Patriot Act. This bill put into law the greatest powers to stop terrorism. Our President can now listen to phone calls in America to ensure we are safe from terrorists. He has also passed a law letting us lock up terrorists indefinitely. Liberals hate this. They think terrorists have "rights" and deserve to post bail, so they can go blow up a building.

In 2003 Bush started the war effort against Iraq. Saddam Hussein was an evil dictator that was directly involved in the 9/11 attacks. Bush overthrew him, caught him and he was hung. Today, Iraq is a beaconing light of democracy in the Middle East. This will surely be an example to other evil countries like Iran.

Our President of God
Our President is the first President in a long time to really bring a presence of God into the White House. When faced with the collapse of America, he turned to God and had us Pray. When America was fiercely fighting and winning the War on Terrorism, God gave Bush the knowledge to attack Saddam Hussein, ending all threats of terrorism.

Conservatipedia salutes and prays for President Bush.

Night Lights Turn Children Gay

There was a time back before the light bulb was created, a time when children slept in the dark. In those days no one was gay. There was no bisexuality. There was no bicurious or transgender or hermaphrodites or homosexuals. All that existed was the moral and natural heterosexuality.

In the last 50 years the night light, designed completely for the person scared of the dark, has taken the place of teaching children to sleep in the dark. With these lights on all night, our children have been sissified. Due to night lights, society is producing more limp wrists, lisps and other homosexual characteristics more then ever before. It is an epidemic.

The Epidemic
In the last 10 years more people are coming out as homosexuals than ever before. Despite the recent societal acceptance of gays, it can all trace back to childhood. God doesn't create gay people, so it's obviously something we do as we raise children. I am very confident night lights are to blame. Children used to sleep in the dark. There was no fear of going to bed. Children today are scared senseless and boys act feminine.

A lot of the problem could be about the subliminal gay messages I was talking about. Toys are another big thing. Back in the day children used to play outside with BB Guns. Today kids play with stuffed animals and that homosexual Spongebob Squarepants.

Children also play inside all day long on the computer. No parent could watch their children all day long. Atheist predators are waiting on the internet to get these kids and show them sick disgusting pictures of graphic homosexuality.

But it all starts with the night lights. If, as a society, we didn't baby children with night lights, they would be stronger and more confident. They wouldn't be sissified and wanting to play with stuffed animals. They would be outside with a BB gun shooting seagulls and squirrels.

Answering My Critics

It doesn't take long for the liberals to start the attacks. First blog post was on January 4th and in the first 12 days the critics couldn't shut up. I plan to answer my critics, so I get the last word.

Liberal Semantics
I really wonder what liberals are really trying to prove sometimes. In Liberals are Pedophiles some pervert tried to argue that I was wrong using the term pedophile, since some of the children would have hit puberty. Great stuff bud. You're really advancing the liberal movement. Would you prefer the term Junior High Prom Date or Adolescent Molester? Your choice.

Aladdin Experts
Someone actually commented and suggested in the Aladdin post that the movie took place 500 years before the Muslim religion was formed. All I have to say is where did you get your facts from? Robin Williams? Go pick up a Bible, sinner.

Red Faced Atheists
Let's just say when I published the post about atheist predators, a lot of people didn't seem to like it. I'm sure most of America approved of it, you always hear from complainers though. The godless site God is for Suckers wrote a nice post about me.

What I found cute about there post was that they called me a "troll". A troll is an internet term used to describe someone who posts controversial messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, with the intention of baiting other users into an emotional response. I hate to break it to them, I'm not posting on a community. This is my site and I'm the only one that writes the posts. The ironic part is that it appears their post was to get people to come over and troll my site. Hypocrisy is the life of an atheist.

This site is not a satire
It must be hard for seculars to handle the fact that there are real people out there that follow God's words and live by it. They prefer to live in their of mind numbing MTV shows like Pimp My Ride and Sweet 16, instead of a nice relaxing evening reading over the Bible.

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I want to thank everyone for their comments. If I didn't have such dedicated Liberals telling me what they thought, I would never have known I was effectively posting God's ideas.

Buddhism is an Atheist Doctrine

Buddhism is a moral less religion that does not believe in God. The religion was formed by the teachings of Siddhartha Gautama(also known as Buddha). Despite popular claims, Buddha is not a God. Buddha was an obese liberal arts philosopher that didn't hold a job and rejected any form of a higher power.

Buddhism is very popular in East Asian countries like Japan, Korea and China. In America, liberals, hippies and the general lazy person are starting to embrace it. Being so delusional they get some sort of ego boost out of telling people they're Buddhists, even though they still celebrate Christmas(Christ's Birth).

The Godless Delusion
A Buddhist doesn't believe in God. They don't even believe in good and evil. Buddha would look at you with a straight face and say Adolf Hitler and Hillary Clinton are neither good nor evil as well as Jesus Christ and George W. Bush are neither good nor evil.

Fear of Belief
The biggest problem with Buddhists is there fear to believe. They just sit around all day eating, growing fat and trying to reach nirvana. They have no dreams or life goals, except to grow fat and live lazy. Like some filthy liberal, they don't believe in God because there's no proof. Even though there is proof ever where. It's a religion of ignoring the facts of God and defying Him for spite.

The Fate of Buddhists
Don't be fooled by the happy face the Liberal Media puts on Buddhism. If you're a Buddhists, you're going to burn in Hell. There's absolutely no escape from that. Before you die, you'll live the most unfulfilled life, be fat, lazy and another unproductive liberal in society.

Subliminal Homosexual Messages

If you've been living in the Western world within the last 5 years you would of noticed the onslaught of the gay agenda on television, media and the music industry. This is nothing more than an attack on normal families with correct morals.

As a man of God I can't help but feel a little disgusted seeing television shows like "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and listening to every 10-16 year old girl going nuts over the next queer boy band.

Subliminal Messages
About 7 or 8 years ago there was a song on every radio station that drove me nuts. It was a song by Eiffel 65 called Blue. The song lyrics went like this I'm blue, da ba de da ba da, but the way these sick perverts edited the song, it sounded more like I'm blue and I'm in need of a guy. This isn't some crazy thing that only I heard. Take the time to google it.

A video game for Nintendo called Super Mario Galaxy has a subliminal gay message. Specific letters on the game box have stars right below them. If you spell out the letters you get UR MR GAY.

Infestation of Homosexual Television
There is a number of queer shows on television that not only promote the sinful "Gay Culture", but are probably filled with other subliminal messages to promote the homosexual agenda. Here are a list of shows to avoid:

• Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
• Boy Meets Boy
• Queer Eye
• Big Brother
• Survivor
• Family Guy
• The Sarah Silverman Program
• The War at Home
• The Simpsons
• Drawn Together
• Heroes
  
• The Ellen Show
• Dr. Phil
• Oprah
• Will & Grace
• Friends
• Seinfeld

There are many more, but these are the main ones to avoid. Just keep your head up and possibly buy a digital cable box or satellite dish, so you can control the content. Last thing you need is your 8 year old son asking you if his pants look "fabulous".

Man of the Year: Karl Rove

Conservatipedia Man of the Year: Karl Rove

It is almost two weeks into 2008 and I have finally came to a decision. Karl Rove has been a Conservative saint for most of 2007. After his great work, the Liberals, started to moan about him and forced him to resign in August.

Political Experience
Karl has been in politics since the age of 19. He was fighting the Liberals then and he's fighting them now. He's worked with the likes of George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, Ronald Reagan and Phil Gramm. He has worked with our great President George W. Bush both in his 2000 and 2004 campaigns, but as well as his governor campaigns.

George W. Bush Administration
The Liberal Media has always been attacking George and Karl for being great. When there is absolutely no drama in the news, the media will create it. Karl was the one that fought to protect America from terrorists by advising the President to do warrantless wiretaps. Since this has been done there has been absolutely no terrorist attacks on America.

Karl was also part of organizing the political alleys to start the Iraq War to oust evil killer Saddam Hussein and create a free, democratic country in the Middle East. Due in part to Karl's advising America has certainly dealt a death blow to terrorists everywhere and has made America the safest nation in the world.

As with any Conservative success, the Liberal Media went on the attack starting rumors about Karl's involvement in illegal activities. All television stations, except Fox News, jumped on this conspiracy and brought the lies to the forefront of every American home. In August 2007, Karl Rove resigned due to the strain on his family.

Thank You, from Conservatipedia
I would like to thank you personally Karl Rove for your decades of dedicated service to the politics of this country. You have saved America from the brink of another Liberal disaster. If you ever need a helping hand, you can call on me any day sir.

Atheists Are Out To Get Your Children

Atheists suffer from the disease of hating life. They hate themselves and blame God for their misery. They lash out and lash out at the weak. Their number one target is a child. This is why I'm writing a guide to help parents properly train and protect their children from Atheist Predators, like Atheist Penn Jillette in that picture. Atheists try to use the power of logic and reason to attack a child's mind and brainwash it for their own selfish purpose.

Atheist Predator Registry
As you know there is a Sexual Predator Registry that alerts people in a community when a sex offender is moving in. The problem is that our Atheist government won't do the same for Atheists. But you and your community can do this privately without the consent of government. Organize community meetings with members you know are religious and tell them to keep an eye out for the Atheists in the community. Once you have a list of people, you can tell your children to stay away from them.

How to spot an Atheist
It isn't that hard. These are the people that look pissed off all the time. They rarely ever smile(except when viewing something immoral) and never have any religious friends. As you will be at Church on Sunday, you'll need a camera to record your neighbors to see if they're still at home. If they're at home, you got an Atheist.

Cats
Atheists tend to have Cats as pets, since cats have no souls. They will never have a dog, because Dogs do goto heaven and they don't believe in that.

Drills
You have to have your children immediately respond to an Atheist. If your child sees an Atheist, they need to run away and tell an adult that believes in God. Let your children know who believes in God before hand. If your child cannot get away, they must not talk to the Atheist. The more you talk to an Atheist, the more they'll talk back. Most importantly you need to teach your children not to listen to Atheists ever. Atheists will try their hardest to make your children neglect God and the words of God. This can lead to drugs, premarital sex and homosexuality.

With these points you should be able to teach your children enough, so the Atheists can't convert them. If you don't think Atheists are all that bad, I'll leave you with an Atheist past time, sending sick pictures over the internet to children, like goatse and fecal japan. Don't ever let your children view them.

Are you Hindu? You're going to hell!

If you're Hindu and reading this, you probably haven't figured out your sin and that you're going to hell to burn. Don't judge me and view me as this evil guy. I'm compassionate, but this is a tough love situation. Sometimes people that believe in stupid ideas need to smacked across the face. As you read this post, remember, these words are compassionate.

Why is it a sin to be Hindu?
First off, as a Hindu you would believe in not only the wrong God, but you believe in multiple Gods. Everyone outside of the primitive religious views of shamanism knows that God doesn't like people worshiping others.

The second reason is that as a Hindu, you don't even believe in heaven or hell, you believe in reincarnation. That's a sin. What's more absurd is this idea of "karma" which some how predetermines a rank in a hierarchy of animals to be reincarnated as. Crazy!!!

The whole cow thing is crazy
Hindu's believe that karma determines what type of animal they'll be reincarnated as, and get this, Cows are the top of the list. If your karma is supreme, superubber, L33TNESS, you'll be reincarnated as a cow. I guess every time I'm eating a cheeseburger I just ate a really good Hindu. No wonder McDonald's is so popular in America(The Christian Nation).

The Solution
Stop believe in these false Gods. There is only one God and that's who you need to follow. Bow down to your savior Jesus Christ and follow the teachings of the Bible and stop sinning.

Simple.

The Movie Aladdin is Islamic Fundamentalist Propaganda

Back in 1992 Walt Disney Pictures released a movie called Aladdin. The animated film takes place in a terrorist country in the Middle East. The movie was marketed for children and for good reason. Muslims have always been teaching their children fundamentalist beliefs, it was only a matter of time before they came over here and tried to screw our children over.

The plot is full of metaphors and suggestions of Islamic religious beliefs. The Antagonist is Jafar who is into the black arts and is made out to look like an evil tempered Jew. Aladdin who is the protagonist is the poor Muslim guy that seduces the princess of Alababistan. The movie centers around the genie in the magic lamp.

The Genie in the Bottle
No it's not Christina Aguilera, but a metaphor of the Islamic belief of suicide bombing infidels. The Genie in the bottle will grant three wishes to that person that gives it a rub. The idea that there are virgins waiting in heaven after you blow yourself up, is the same false belief of a Genie in a bottle granting a wish. All this movie did was have children running around rubbing bottles and learning how to be suicide bombers.

Alababistan
Alababistan is a fictional city in the Middle East. The movie tries to show how "great" the Middle East is and how "happy" Muslims live. They never seemed to showcase masked men running around with AK47's shooting little girls that are trying to goto school. They never show the extreme poverty of everyone living there. And most importantly, they never show the suicide bombings of Jewish people.

Aladdin the Anti-Semite, Anti-Israel
The whole movie is a battle between Aladdin, the muslim, and Jafar, the Jew. All Jafar is trying to do is get the Genie in the bottle and become the King of Alababistan. He wants that title so he can change the country into one of prosperity, rather than the poverty it is in today. This constant attack on Jews and the Jewish state of Israel makes this movie nothing more than anti-antisemitism and anti-Israel.

I ask everyone who has children or has family members with children, to take this video away forever. Do not let children ever watch this film. This movie came out in 1992 and it's the reason we have so much young people that are Islam supporting liberals.

Liberals Are Pedophiles

Have you ever noticed how proud liberals are? They're always parading around their beliefs, like they're something to be proud of. Nothing is more apparent then their desire to give pedophiles an advantage over children.

Let's talk about the age of consent. The law should be universal in every state, you must be 18 years of age to have sex. End of story. Liberals are constantly fighting on the side of pedophiles to lower it down. A lot of states have the age of consent at a disgusting 16 years old. Take a look at gay Canada, children as young as 14 can have sex with 40 year old men legally. What is the world coming to?

Well, it's no secret how much I hate the ACLU. Some people say to me, "how can you hate an organization that fights for your rights?" Hmmm, let's see. The ACLU defends pedophiles. How's that for a reason? The ACLU has fought for child pornography. "The ACLU's position is this: criminalize the production but legalize the sale and distribution of child pornography."

The ACLU also defended NAMBLA. NAMBLA stands for the North America Man Boy Love Association. It is a group of pedophiles trying to get the age of consent to be lowered, probably to 6 years of age. How can anyone with a conscience defend such a group? They're organized pedophiles trying to legalize having sex with children. What kind of America is this?

Lastly the ACLU fought and won to destroy the Child Online Protections Act. All the act would have done is made pornographic websites take an extra step to prevent children from looking at pornographic images. Simple. The ACLU ruined it because they believe free speech includes a right for a 9 year old to look at pornography.

I'm done with this post. Liberals are sick.

Fair Tax Is Not Fair

I hate to see my main man Mr. Huckabee supporting the Fair Tax(FT). It is the stupidest government idea since socialized medicine. More people need to understand exactly what it really does.

What is the Fair Tax?
The FT is a consumption tax. When you work you get to keep all of your income, but when you spend it you'll pay a federal sales tax, along with your state sales tax. It is believed that the total sales tax on products will be 30%.

Fair!?
Since when is a tax fair? Taxes suck. Why do they call it fair? To appeal to those hippie lefties that like "fair" trade and "fair" elections.

Tax is a Tax
Taxes are taxes. You're going to pay for the government, there's no escape.

Hidden Agenda
The FT was thought up by the Americans for Fair Taxation(AFFT). The claim the following "the goal of AFFT was to develop a system that would raise the same amount of revenue for the government". Wow, our tax problem is solved. Bring on Hillary Clinton!
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Myth 1: You get all the money you work for!!
Why am I not enthused? Let's see, I get my money and it sits in a bank account. If I spend it I get gouged. Hmmmm, I'm not pleased. The whole point of having money is to SPEND MONEY!!!

Myth 2: IRS will be abolished!!
Well, let's just get to the point. The IRS building will be taken over by the Fair Tax Service instead. Trading Satan for Satan in a pink dress still gives us Satan.

Myth 3: You can control how much tax you pay!!
The idea here is if the government is doing something you like, you can buy more and support it. If you don't like it, you stop buying and they don't get any. First off, I want my spending habits to not be affiliated with government programs. Secondly, you won't know how much tax you're paying. The list price will have the tax included. More government slight of hand.

Myth 3: It's Fair
It's a progressive tax system. 'nuff said.

Myth 4: No more IRS like Tax Crap
Fair tax is retarded. They substitute one tax for another. If people seriously want to reduce their taxes, start cutting government programs.

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My problems with FT. It's supply side. Are you going to want to spend money if you're going to gouged? Not me. Think about the loss of productivity. I buy a product from a wholesaler that's cheap. I pay 30% tax on it. I go and sell that on ebay, and the person that buys it has to pay me 30% tax on it. Retarded. Idiocy.

There's a lot more crap to go along with this tax.

• Doesn't eliminate all Federal Taxes
• Doesn't repeal the 16th amendment
  
• Makes it easier for law makers to tax us
• Makes the welfare state universal
• Going to put a lot of small businesses out of business
• Going to open the doors up for a black market
• Creates new taxpayers(Junior's Allowance Is Now Taxable!)

Say no to Tax Cuts. And be with me and slap Mr. Huckabee in the face and tell him to smarten up.

Prayer in Schools and Declining Test Scores

I'm sure you've all heard about the declining test scores of American school children in the last few years. The government pours more and more money into schools and the children come out more illiterate than before. All the politicians have answers from spending more money to government breakfast for children. No one seems to be talking about the REAL REASON these children see their test scores dropping.

You may have recalled some atheist fought and won to get the pledge of allegiance out of schools because the mention of God. This(or should I say the absence of God) is the real problem children are having today.

The decline in American test scores started happening the day they outlawed prayer in school. Children were forced to learn false ideals like "evolution" instead of theism. Obviously the children would find this grossly offensive and stop learning.

It's only been a few years since the pledge of allegiance was outlawed in schools, but I guarantee that we'll see a further decline in the American school system due to this. The only thing really keeping children learning, after prayer in school was removed, was the pledge.

The solution to this problem is simple. God and lots of it. If we ever want to see American test scores to go up we need to get prayer and the pledge of allegiance back into schools. I fear that our younger generation is going to enter this working world atheist and as dumb as Mexicans, all the while my taxes go up with the government throwing money at this "problem".

Did Democrats Infest the Republican Iowa Caucus?

If you looked at the polls you would have noticed that lunatic Ron Paul actually got 10% of the votes. Anyone that has actually been following the debates would of noticed Ron Paul rambling anti-American remarks about the War on Iraq and ending the embargo on Cuba. Anyone that rebuts any of his comments is loudly cheered and no Republican actually believes what comes out of his mouth.

Approximately, over 12,000 Republicans voted for Ron Paul. Impossible. It is pretty obvious that the Democrats have been getting people to register as a Republican just to vote for Paul. There is no Republicans out there that want to end the War in Iraq and end the embargo on Cuba. Only Democrats hold onto those stupid ideas.

The next caucus moves to the state of New Hampshire. You can mark my words, the Democrats will pull the same thing. This time they're going to get even more people and Paul will get even more votes. Behind closed doors the Democrats are laughing at us. We are all being made fools of on television.

It seems this Ron Paul character has been utter trouble for the Republican party since his exchange with Giuliani at the debate back in mid May. You can view the video here.

If you're voting in a caucus vote, take note who might be the liberals in disguise. You can just tell who they are. You can smell the stench of big government spending.

Should Atheists Be Parents?

I was reading online at Time's an article titled Can Atheists Be Parents? Absolutely not, but let's get a background on what happened.

After six years of childless marriage, John and Cynthia Burke of Newark decided to adopt a baby boy through a state agency.

God is a powerful man and He would never let a child be born into a family that hated Him. These atheists were married by the atheist government, instead of a church. They wanted to take advantage of God's greatest gift to us, the power to have children, while denying his existence. God doesn't let atheists have children.

In an extraordinary decision, Judge Camarata denied the Burkes' right to the child because of their lack of belief in a Supreme Being. Despite the Burkes' "high moral and ethical standards," he said, the New Jersey state constitution declares that "no person shall be deprived of the inestimable privilege of worshiping Almighty God in a manner agreeable to the dictates of his own conscience."

I must applaud Judge Camarata for finally stepping into protect a child from the filth of atheists. This Judge recognized the fact that these people would raise this child without any sense of morality for what is right and wrong. If only a judge would step up and defend a child in the womb.

Two weeks ago, aided by the American Civil Liberties Union, the Burkes appealed directly to the New Jersey Supreme Court, which agreed to hear the case.

Where would the Godless be without the help of the liberal ACLU? It disgusts me that the ACLU feels the need to defend these God deniers, instead of holding up the right of a child to freedom of religion.

I posted this for a few reasons. We are at war right now with the Islamic religion. They're out to kill everyone and our Christian nation. But we must never forget the atheists in America, rotting this country from the inside out.

Conservatipedia sued by the ACLU

We have been currently caught up in a legal battle with the ACLU. To avoid the extensive cost of hiring a team of lawyers, we were forced to dump our freedom of speech wiki site.

We'll be working hard over the next 48hrs to come up with an alternative.

Thank you for your understanding.

Talk With Christopher 1 on 1!!!

Hello Friends,

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Your friend,
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