I've talked about the gay agenda that has been flowing into America from France and I think soccer is definitely the next big thing.
Apparently there is a soccer league in America and they got that fag Beckham to come over and play. This scares me because soccer is a sport that was created in France by sissies because they weren't allowed to fight in the army.
Doing anything manly is considered a foul in this game. I sat down and watched a game. It sucked. Not only did they not check or tackle, it seemed like there was some fairy crying on the field every 5 minutes. *oh booo hooo they took the ball away from me*
We need to keep America purely manly. That means Nascar and Football. The real man sports. We can rid ourselves of all those homosexual sports from Europe(like yoga) and all those filthy sports from Canada (hockey, lacrosse and basketball).
If we don't put a stop to this soon, we'll be eating steak and potatoes with frog legs, tea and crumpets.
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Soccer is Gay
Monday, October 13, 2008
Posted by Christopher at 7:26 PM
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We need more content like this to keep this site funny. A+
if soccer is so gay? why do grid iron players wear all that protection for their piss ant weak bodies. Maybe the should follow the lead of rugby players and play without padding..
hahahahahahaha... modern soccer (football) rules come from england not france; since when is yoga a sport, or from europe for that matter. There's plenty of good ole conservative manly brutality in hockey and lacrosse, and maybe you could elaborate on how they are "filthy". Can't you at least do SOME fact checking before you post your rant. Or are you sooo afraid of the rest of the internet that you can't be bothered. PS Beckham is English and happens to be married to a hottie...
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