Holy FUCK!! Some queer ass bestiality boy searched dolphin fucking in Google and some how made it to my site. I knew there were some fucked up democrats, but this?
I've really been trying to hammer home the evils of anal sex, but I guess I should be talking about the evils of dolphin fucking bestiality faggotry. What has the world come too? Sick fucks!
Bestiality is a sin!!!
You don't have sex with animals. It is a sin. Only filthy Muslims are the ones fucking goats (or sheeps). What the hell is wrong with you? It's an animal.
I've heard these sickos call it "Interspecies Erotica". I call it "You're Going to Burn in Hell, You Sick Fuck!" What would possess you to have sex with an animal? Did you not go to church as a child. How the fuck do you sex with a dolphin anyway? It's a fish!!
Interracial and Interspecies Sex is Immoral
It doesn't matter if you're a white person having sex with a black person or a white person having sex with a monkey, it's a sin. You're not allowed to do any dolphin fucking.
I'm pissed right the fuck off. How the hell does searching dolphin fucking make it to my site. I told you Satan works for Google.
PETA Is Behind This
Those sick liberal fucks are so in love with animals, that they've actually decided to have sex with them. You're sick. You're sick and you're going to burn.
Listen, bestiality is a sin. You will get aids and die from it. It's how the first homosexuals created aids. They were out fucking all sorts of animals and that's how it started. Please stop.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Posted by Christopher at 4:19 PM
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Dear Christopher:
Your articles and essays are a true inspiration for people who, like me, are tired of reading always the same insipid opinions. Please, write more often.
There is nothing clever about sexual intercourse with dolphins; there is nothing funny about it. God sees everything, God knows everything, and he's got something very special lined up for those who commit this disgusting sin.
If you are one of them, try not to die . . .
You, my good sir, are a fag.
That's messed up!
Christopher,
You are the most fucked up person on the planet, and YOU are going to what you call ''hell''... omg... Sex with animal is bad, that's right, but who the fuck are you? You should take a suicide pill so the world would be free of stupid retarded people like you.
Regards,
A smart guy
P.S. Douche, dolphins are mammals...not fish. Also, no not every single person on the planet went to church as a child, because guess what...despite what you believe in your fantasy jack off world...the entire world is NOT Christian! (Not condoning animal sex...just pointing out how much of an idiot you are).
In consideration of folks who have analyzed this blog as a satire, I removed my "serious" post, substituting this one congratulating you on such spot-on mockery of conservative extremism. :>
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