Yoga is gay, like it is really fucking gay. Just look at the picture above. What does it symbolize? A fucking heliocentrism atheist gay doctrine to their God "Mother Nature".
Yoga is starting to really infest America and it is sickening me. It used to be contained to all the fags in Europe and the rest of France, but all the liberals are getting it over here.
You can't have a person doing yoga, unless they're a narcissist. They just have to tell people. "Oh , I was just doing some YOGA. Yeah, I'm very new age. I'm going to get acupuncture." Here's a news flash fag, no one cares. You can prance around in your tights or "yoga pants" and stretch out your body in another part of the world with the rest of the fags.
Yoga is gay. It is too fuckin' gay for America. It should be banned like the crack because it is bad for people.
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Yoga is Gay
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Posted by Christopher at 4:38 PM
Labels: gay agenda, pop culture
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People like you should be banned, like crack, from existance? Why? The sheer stupidity of your blog posts is rotting the minds of the hapless youth of America.
not as gay as wrestling, that's for damn sure.
Yoga is very bad for you. It's addictive too. We should ban it. Yoga is a wicked lifestyle and no good can come of it. Yoga is very much like homofagism.
So what if it's "gay"?
If you don't like "gay", don't DO IT.
If the very thought of how "gay" yoga is horrifies you, DON'T think about it.......unless, secretly, you really DO like "gay". ;)
That’s just stupid u clearly don’t know what ur talking about, people who do yoga don’t do it to worship mother earth, and that picture is a worrier pose it isn’t worshiping anyways, worshiping is when u bow ur head and talk 2 someone u don’t even know is real or listening...
u can do it 4 stress, or weight loss, or actually to build muscle, just cause u don’t agree with a new idea people r trying, don’t push ur closed minded views on others...
U do what u want 2 do, and let other do what they want 2 do, and don’t act like Ur opinion matters anymore then others cause guess what it doesn’t... Ur not mister dictator of the world…
And wrestling isn’t gay, just leave it alone if it isn’t what ur in2…
Yoga is the scourge of decent society. Recent studies have shown that over 86% of children who have had prolonged exposure to yoga before the age of five grow up to be homos.
Harsher penalties are the only answer; fines are no longer enough. I'm glad to you taking a stand though. Now it's time the government did the same!
Oh my, this debate is hilarious Yoga is simply a form of low Impact Excercise which is good for many people who have problems with normal high impact excercise, it is also very good stress reliever, meditation....which helps you think clearly...uhmmmm maybe you need to try it?? and by the way I do Yoga ...and funnily enough I am not not Gay!, but even if I were I am not sure Yoga would make me more so ..you twerps lol
If anything is "gay" and narcissistic it's blogging. So save your homophobic little rants for your therapist, sweetheart.
There's a yoga studio across the street from my office. All day long I watch chicks parade down the sidewalk on their way to yoga class with their little mats under their arms.
Every last one of them is extremely hot. And they are wearing next to nothing.
Also, chicks who take yoga get really flexible. Which makes them fully posable.
Dudes in yoga classes are a whole other story. They're all either gay or extremely crafty.
honestly i hope you die. the world will be a better place without you or any close minded assholes such as yourself. yes i also don't support same sex relationships. i believe they are unnatural and detrimental to the moral basis of society. however, generalizing that all men who participate in yoga are homosexuals and that yoga should be banned is completely wrong, close-minded, and messed up. also, this?
"Yoga is starting to really infest America and it is sickening me. It used to be contained to all the fags in Europe and the rest of France, but all the liberals are getting it over here."
you are an intolerant, racist, not to mention dumb, piece of shit. the world would be better off without you being alive. you contribute nothing to society and, most likely, if you were to die tonight, it would not affect more than the lives of 10 or, at the most, 15 people. and those 10 or 15 people... they will forget about you in less than a year. ghandi performed yoga, and he has been remembered for decades.
Yoga is simply a series of body / mind breath exercises that lead to inner core strength and relaxation. On its own it has no political agenda and its origin can be traced to the Indus Valley civilization circa 3000BC. Just because liberals are practicing yoga more then conservatives does not make yoga 'liberal'. In fact Conservatives can also embrace yoga and therefore gain an advantage over liberals as yoga has been proved to raise IQ and memory in clinical studies. The Nazi philosopher Julias Evola wrote books on how the Aryan race can take advantage of ancient eastern practices such as yoga and zen meditation.
If anything is gay it is a bunch of dudes hanging around a weight room sweating and looking at each others muscles. I personally get really bored lifting weights and would much rather look at some hot chicks bending down in front of me in tight clothing.
Im gay and i do yoga, and im also a citizen of the united states. Just try to make me leave bitch. Just because im gay dosnt ment a cant breat your ass!
wow...i wish it wasn't so hard not to stereotype conservatives as ignorant hate mongers....but people like you make it so hard.
you should be banned, you are a waste of space and an ignorant fuck.
YAY YOGA! Namaste.
I am always dismayed when I hear that a nation I once admired as being progressive reveals to the world just how backward is has become. In south africa, the view that we have taken is that since we are all humans, we should all have the same human rights and freedoms - and that includes choosing the person you want to marry, so long as the person you want to marry agrees. Why does this logic not hold for Americans?
yoga's for clowns. i like to get in my truck and hose them down when they leave the yoga farm, teach them a thingertwo about respect you know what I'm saying
If you have hate in your heart, let it out.
OMG, I never expected this. You are naming Yoga as Gay practice? and Europeans as fags?
Where did you asshole come from? Check your family tree before commenting on this.
Yoga isn't "gay" as you have said. Try to rationalize things in your head before you post a pretentious blog about your dislike for yoga. Many body builders do yoga to increase flexibility and to help with muscle recovery so that they can do another workout sooner. Yoga itself can be a decent workout for your muscles. There are many poses that force you to support your own body weight for long periods of time on your arms. Check out Power Yoga (which is the whole reason it is popular in America) and try some of the poses yourself.
FYI: Allah in Arabic means God--for Muslims, Jews, and Christians. A Palestinian Christian, like Yasser Arafat's wife, prays to Allah in Arabic, just as she would pray to God in English, Dieu in French, or Deus in Portuguese. If you are going to be xenophobic, at least be intelligent about your xenophobia.
dude needs to open his mind up.. he doesn't realize what hes missing.. you get stronger, feel good, something to do, best of all the girls in this are nice ;)
There is nothing wrong with exercise and Yoga is supposed to be one of the best forms of it. There is nothing wrong with being gay - it is just the way some people are born and they had as much to do with that as the people who were born straight.
However people who post hatred and nasty comments have something wrong with them. Use your brain to do good and not be so horrible and malicious to your fellow man. Grow up.
I agree, Yoga is so stupid. Just watching these retards flop around on carpets makes me laugh out loud until my stomach hurts. It's like they can't just stretch out their arms and yawn like a normal person? I stretch once when I wake up and that's it, I feel great all day and I never have a need to do more. Yoga fags need to look in a mirror.
Yoga ain't exercise. It's for homos and left-wing freaks. You want exercise, join a martial arts dojo. Unlike Kung Fu, yoga is new age horseshit.
Seriously, yoga is gay. Any person with a brain, a dick, or a heart could see how meaningless it is.. and if you hate this guys ideas.. WHY ARE YOU READING HIS BLOG
The problem with yoga is- the people who practice it seriously believe that it is the only form of stretching/breathing/mindfulness combo that is beneficial both spiritually and physically. I had an argument with a yogi recently where, after listening to them tell me that everyone should do yoga- i declared the same about baseball. Nope. Not so, they said. I say you can have the same benefit that yoga provides in any moving/breathing consciousness activity. Baseball is spiritual people- it is. If you don't think so- just watch Albert Pujols...also I am tired of yogis acting like I just don't get it... no- THEY just don't get that some people don't bend like goddamn gumby and there is nothing about yoga that is mindful or that even leaves me able to breathe due to my focus on the stupid choreography... i am curious how a yogi would feel if we forced a sport on them that they didn't like---- totally lame- tired of the snobby yogis.
Hey, you seem to know an awful lot about both gays and yoga! Perhpas it's time you came out!
Yoga is totally for queerfags. AND IT'S NOT A SPORT! Anybody out there who calls it a sport, knock it the fuck off because it's an activity - at best - not a sport. A sport offers you the chance to crush and humiliate your opponent. With yoga the only person you humiliate is yourself, faggot.
Anonymous said...
Im gay and i do yoga, and im also a citizen of the united states. Just try to make me leave bitch. Just because im gay dosnt ment a cant breat your ass!
July 31, 2009 9:22 PM
However it does mean you can't spell and anyway doesn't being gay mean you "beat" asshole all day.
Christopher, you definitely are gay.
I am sure you'll grow old fat, with stiff joint, duckling gait, heart decease and most probably poor too!
I think the problem with yoga is that people don't distinguish between the exercise aspect of yoga with the presentation aspect through no fault of their own.
There's nothing inherently gay about the exercise aspect of yoga. When it's stripped down to its purest form, it's stretching. A lot of yoga stretches are not only used in yoga, but by physiotherapists and chiropractors as a means of enhancing the treatment provided (the good ones, anyway). It's also used to take away labor pain in pregnant women and by athletes as they warm up (particularly the quads/hamstrings/calf muscles). That, in and of itself, is fine. There's nothing gay at all about that...it's just loosening and stretching muscles and preventing injuries.
The problem is that the vast majority of instructors take the concept and try to turn it into some figurative art form and explain it in ways that make absolutely no sense to a rational human being. "Okay, so breathe into your kneecaps." Uhhhh...you want me to do what? The real instructors will actually explain what the stretch or the pose is intended to accomplish and what you're supposed to be focusing on stretching out. They may or may not use one of the names for the pose (the good ones don't), but they don't get into a whole art-fag explanation of "okay, you must pretend like your body is a limp feather blowing in the wind." It's the holier-than-thou left-wing liberal-educated types that have distorted the perception.
The key is that you have to find one of the instructors, and unfortunately they're few and far between, that basically strip the gay parts out of the yoga and focus on the goal behind it. A good power yoga instructor, as someone suggested above, will take care of that.
The other problem is that most of the people who came on here and defended it did a pathetic job of doing so. If you're going to defend something, at least make your argument cogent and coherent and lose the holier-than-thou attitude. It doesn't do anyone any good.
And just to clear things up, I'm not gay, I'm married to a hot-assed woman, I vote as far to the right as possible in any election, and have actually registered not to vote because too many of the so-called right wing candidates are nothing more than liberals in conservative clothing.
i just started practicing yoga, suddenly i wanted a dick up my ass... So yoga is gay and make you gay, beware!!!
I'm gay and we are taking over this country so deal with it!!!
You're sooo right. Every guy I know who does yoga is blatantly gay.
Somehow yoga also attracts fat women. Fat women and gays. I think it must be something about being lonely and dealing with their stress, while giving the whole thing a 'spiritual' zing, to make themselves look more fabulous.
I went to yoga yesterday, for the first time.
I found it to be very tiring and strenuous. Strange thing is, I've bouncing up and down on very large cock's for about 10 years, and that doesn't get me any where near as tired....
I'm not sure what you think the correlation is between yoga and gay, but if you think it will improve my cock riding skills-who knows, maybe even spread my legs wide enough to get 2 up there at the same time-then I will keep going in the hope that I can become more skilled than ever!!!!
PS I get really turned on by getting fucked by a straight man, so if your dick is bigger than 3 inches long-which I doubt-then please give me a call so that we can work on some poses that you don't consider to be too gay for you. I'm happy to lie on my back while you fuck me senseless, you can call me baby, and I'll call you daddy...ooh I'd better stop writing now, I'm getting hard
Yoga, meaning 'path', is a general term for several paths to moksha in the Hindu faith.
Interestingly, Bhakti yoga promotes devotion to god in the form of an avatar, or a god in human fom. Sounds a bit like Jesus, no?
Yoga's been around for 5000 years, FFS. It comes from ancient India, which, if the temple sculptures are anything to go on, was a pretty hetero place.
Christopher, you write like a hysterical ten year old girl. Try to butch it up next time, okay sweetie.
Yoga damn sure isn't gay. I drag my hetero self to class and enjoy watching extremely hot young women with very little clothing on do stretches and dream of hot hetero sexcapades with them. They also kick my butt with phenomenally intense exercise that makes me stronger and more flexible...a better athlete. An idiot who posts something like this "yoga is gay" comment is probably a 16-year old still evolving through his puberty with a not yet developed brain. I know the type. I used to be one.
America is a big gay country for the record. If you haven't noticed, more and more states are now allowing gay marriage. How cool is that? Oh, and your probably just posting things about "fags" because you are one. That's what all the other closeted so-called-hetero's do:)
It's funny how people who are bashing this blog somehow ended up on it. It's probably because they were so worried yoga makes them gay, they just had to consult the internet to make sure. And don't bother responding to this post, it would just show how insecure you are with your own lifestyle choice. Fags
Ghandi is a cum guzzler
All you queers trying to rationalize that yoga girls are hot and bendy are fucking retarded. All yoga bitches are ugly slobs in too tight clothes. And some of you cocksuckers need to use spell check. Peace out!
Big lipped having, wide nosing breathing all the straight man's air... You yoga fags make me sick! You think you're the best dancers, and you stink! Did I mention that one already?
Hold on a second, I'm gay! There is nothing wrong with yoga, it makes me feel good to perform a 5000 year old art! The world would be a better place if we all did yoga. Now if we could only get rid off all these damn niggers...
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