Time to Invade Venezuela

I think we have waited long enough while that evil dictator Hugo Chavez becomes more and more dangerous each day. This guy is a lunatic and I've been foaming at the mouth since he used the military to STEAL the oil fields away from American oil companies.

The US Government Should Protect Americans

American owned oil companies were stolen in Venezuela. These owners invested billions of dollars into them and this crook sends the military in to steal them. In my eyes, this is an act of war.

Socialist Idiot

This guy is an open socialist. We all know what South American socialists are like. Che Guevara, indiscriminate execution of people for thought crimes. It's some really sick shit. Chavez is a big friend of Castro. He helps fund terrorist organizations all over South America, most of which are in Columbia. He has been an active supporter of Saddam Hussein and has been getting weapons from Russia.

American Liberals Love Him

For some damn reason, people like him. Someone criticizes him down there, he cries they're planning a coup, and eliminates their medium for talking (television, radio, etc). One day Chavez decided to just declare that people had to spy on each other or goto jail.

But that's "cool".

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I think it's time we invade Venezuela and remove this lunatic from power. We can rebuild the country on a foundation of freedom and the American way. Than we can have another capitalist country join the first world.