Well it is America's birthday today. The best nation on God's planet because we adapt the real principles passed on by him. But this more than just a birthday, but America's victory over the filthy limey bastards in Briton. We won, dicks.
I wanted to take the time to showcase all that makes America great. You should be pumped up from all your Canadian flag burning, so let's get started.
The first reason America is the best in the world is because we're one of the few countries in the world that actually defied the communist metric system. America is so loved and admired by the world, that we should just rename the earth to America. We live in a country where we have privatized media. That means the news I watch is fair and balanced. America is such a great country that traveling outside the USA is liberal anti-Americanism.
In America, we recognize the fact that Texas is the best. We live in a country where filthy Mormons can't be President. We recognize the real facts when it comes to solving the world problem of aids, and that is prayer.
Finally, America is the best country in the whole fucking world because we have the greatest American President in US History, George W. Bush. Wave your flags tall because we're the best. Anyone that questions you is just some self-hating American or some foreigner that desperately wants to come here. We are the best. Fuck Yeah! America is the fucking best.
America!! Fuck Yeah!!!
Friday, July 4, 2008
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Reading your post I realized one thing: you're no real conservatist... you're just a plain and simple Nationalist ("Hail Bush").
BTW: http://break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html <- meant as a parody (if you understand such a thing)
I see posts on this site stating that engaging in anal sex will result in going to hell. I see posts stating that "Jesus is Lord."
Should such a good Xian be using such foul language?
Fuck No, I always say!
yh america is so fucking gr8 that it goes around having wars with evry one and boming other contries.you fuckin hillbilly yank go cut down anouther one of god rainforest y dont ya.
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