I know this is sort of late, but I'm sure you've heard of that whore Hayden Panettiere breaking down and crying because she couldn't save "the dolphins". Whan whan whan.
This used to be the delightful little girl that was in Remember The Titans. She grew up into another hippy whore that is destroying America with her slut like behavior.
She is considered a star in the television show Heroes. This has to be the most sinful show I ever seen. Everyone knows that there is only one person that has divine powers and that is Jesus Christ. This show is complete blasphemy for giving these powers to a huge slut bag cheerleader and an Asian. Asian people are the most sinful people around.
Back to the dolphin shit. Panettiere participated tried to disrupt the hunting of dolphins in Japan and ended up getting in a confrontation. Apparently she thought her hippie ideology would be accepted by these people that hunt dolphins because it is part of their culture. After the confrontation she started to cry. Whan whan whan. Than she left the country immediately after. I have to give it to those Japanese fisherman. They sure know how to put hippies in their place.
Oh no Hayden. It's the end of the world. The dolphins are just so damn important. It must of been a big time burning that you immediately went to shore, cried and left the country.
Seriously Hayden, if you're looking for something to save, this is definitely a cause...
Hayden, you're the biggest slut bag whore that came around. You can't whore yourself to dolphins like you care. You're destroying America, you're destroying the fabric of our culture, you're destroying all our little girls and you're destroying my chances of eating gallons of grinded up dolphin meat.
If you aren't convinced this 18 year old slut bag is a huge fucking whore, take a look at this...
Hayden Panettiere is a Dolphin Hippy Whore
Friday, June 20, 2008
Posted by Christopher at 7:08 AM
Labels: pop culture, sex agenda
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"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye." (Matthew 7:1-5)
You cling to your dogmatic beliefs as if they were undeniable, when you have no more proof of there authenticity, than any other philosophical or religious groups that you hate.
What's wrong with these idiots who leave negative comments on the only decent god-fearing blog on the planet?
You express your opinions robustly, but always use reasoned argument, and you have simply revealed Hayden Panettiere for the disgusting god-hating dolphin-loving fucking whore she is.
Fortunately, none of this really matters, because we all know where she's going when she finally dies of a surfeit of vegetables. Oh yes, Hayden, honey, there's no dolphins where you're going. But you'll feel at home, because you're going to be among your own kind -- whores, queers, Muslims, liberals, vegetarians, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Karl Marx, Groucho Marx, Vladimir Lenin, John Lennon, Eugene McCarthy, George McGovern, Fidel Castro . . . AND ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING DOLPHINS!!!!!
Rot in hell, you fucking bitch.
iain: I hope you are aware that you are criticizing the first comment, which happens to be a passage from your glorious Bible. I guess your deluded opinions are more important than it! Well, I'll be seeing you rot in hell along with the rest of us...so see you then!
Wow, conservatives are hateful.
i dont understand what your saying at all, it just doesnt make any sense.do you actually hear the words comming out of your mouth or see the text your typing? at all? are you blind? because that might explain alot more than it wouldnt.
just for the record, how EXACTLY is a person going to hell just because they are vegetarian, or for trying to save a slowly dying and endangered species? how are they are whore for showing their bathingsuit to the paparatsi to show they were at said saving the dolphins campaign?
and for that matter why are you so rasist, sexist, prejudiced, and just allaround stupid? why ?
oh iain, please explain why hayden is a bitch because she eats vegetables?and likes dolphins. because those two together, wow we have a hitler on our hands or sompthing. no wait thats you. and christopher.
The reason people leave you negative comments, is not because you are Christian. That's only a crutch, saying that people attack you because you're Christian. People attack you because you force your religion so violently that God would dissaprove.
"What a minute, how would you know what God would approve of or not?"
I don't. Then again, neither do you. You don't know what a sin is if it crawled up your rectal tube and impregnated you before you were married. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a silly Athiest. I'm Chrisitan Orthodox, but I still "sin". I listen to rock, love money, talk to my friends more than I talk to God, and I watch porn. I most likely will go to hell, just like every other person that, God forbid, wanted to have some fun in his/her life.
Please, if you have any self respect, shut down this site and live your life peacefully. Let other people "sin" and don't involve yourself in their lives.
Yes, I am aware that that last statement sounds extremely hypocritical considering all that I have said, but I just wanted to let you know that you are doing more harm than good on the internet where Christianity is a minority.
So? She's being silly, lifting up her shirt, under which she has a bathing suit, and that suffices as proof that she's a "slut-bag whore?"
You are a sad, angrily little person, whose life is completely empty, so you have nothing better to do than to whine, bitch, and complain about celebrities.
You make such hateful commments, and you call yourself a Christian.
I feel sorry for you. I really do.
"Wow, conservatives are hateful."
Well, let's not paint with such a broad brush. Conservatives are not normally this hateful, if at all...especially Christian Conservatives, whom actually follow the words of Jesus, rather than using Chrisitanity as a crutch. I've actually had the misfortune of knowing a few people like that.
Conservatives are no more susceptible to this sort of behavior than Liberals.
As a spiritual Conservative, I, for one, do not claim this young man as one of our own.
Everyone knows that the dolphins are just a bunch of liberals and deserve to die. Kudos to the Japanese for helping rid our seas of their kind.
As for Hayden, she is truly a dreadful example for America's youth. If Jesus was alive today, he'd be rolling in his grave!
Either this site is a complete (unhumorous) joke, or it is run by the most ignorant, intellectually void individuals on the planet.
If it's supposed to be some sort of satire intended to make "liberals" laugh at conservative stupidity, it fails. If you want to see how to properly do that in a funny and entertaining way, watch Comedy Central's "Colbert Report". Sadly, there are plenty of thick-skulled right wingers out there who will undoubtedly take your site seriously (as they do Stephen Colbert), just as there are plenty of easily offended liberals who will undoubtedly feel the need to sound off their objections. So you have simultaneously managed to embolden the heartless hypocritical conservative fundamentalist morons and to anger activist tree huggers and intellectual athiests. Good job! The only thing you failed to do was make anyone laugh. Which was the point, wasn't it? Or maybe you just like offending people and pumping up the neocons into an all-new hate/war rally (as if they need any more encouragement in that department).
If, on the other hand, you actually believe the words you type... wow. Is it really possible for anyone to be that stupid? Stupid isn't even a strong enough word to describe it. I don't think there is a word in the English language that could convey the utter lack of thought and/or rationality behind the articles on this site. It is lower than stupid. It's not even a lack of intelligence, because even single-celled organisms that lack any form of intelligence, are above the statements made here. In fact, I think it justifies the formation of a new word: anti-intelligence, the opposite of intelligence. I'm guessing that you don't believe in evolution, but do you believe in de-evolution? Because that's what this site is: evidence of a profound reversal in the evolutionary process... from monkey to human, back to monkey again, and all the way back to primordial ooze... and beyond. To whatever came before that. Your "wit" is antimatter. If we allow such ignorance to influence and infect the most gullible individuals, it will eventually lead to the destruction of all life as we know it. And no, that is not a clever attempt at sarcasm or satire on my part. I am dead serious. If this site is for real, there is no hope for the future of humanity. The battle is lost. The self-fulfilling Christian prophecy of armageddon will come to pass, and there's nothing that we rational few can do to stop it (because, it seems, intelligent people are generally far outnumbered by idiots).
I hope, for your sake and for mine and everyone else's, that this site is a joke. It's still not funny, but at least if it IS a joke, there may be some hope left for future civilizations.
I always love to see these long posts from, yet another, narcissistic liberal. You choose to write a message with the same liberal "group think" insults.
You decided to make an argument for both inevitable outcomes to your question. Your intellect is so great, yet you can't figure out that this site is a conservative site. You're so smart, yet you have to argue on different fronts.
You choose to fill up a large post, instead of just being concise and summing it up in a paragraph. Yet another narcissistic form of masturbation.
The sheer mention of the "Colbert Report" tells me you have an "Arts" degree or are in the process of getting one. "Arts" must be so hard and require such a big strong brain to be successful. What would the world do without people that read Shakespeare and make posts on the internet, masturbating furiously to their own narcissistic urges because they have an "Arts" degree?
You're a fairy. Go away.
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