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American Beauty is Anti-American

Monday, June 2, 2008

When I heard the title of this movie, I thought to myself, "Finally, a pro-American movie coming out of Hollywood." Well, I was wrong.

This movie was filled with Lester's desire to quit his day job, get a McJob, have sex with a minor and do drugs. This is the most anti-American movie I ever seen. The only true American in the movie was Col. Frank Fitts. He was a man of the army, drove an SUV and had an obedient wife. He hates fags and kicked his drugged up son out of the house.

Of course Lester took the little druggie in, who just happened to be dating his daughter. If you think this whole story line is bad, you should see the dialog. I decided to share a little with you.

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here. - Lester

You're right. I suck dick for money. And you should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three States. - Ricky

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. - Lester

I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy." - Angela
What ever you do, don't go renting this movie thinking it will be a great family film that is about the greatness of America. It is a sick and perverted tale of infidelity with minors, drugs and a desire to be a lazy no good hippie.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

im sorry but you make me sick. you really do.you should really go see a doctor of some sort because you have the bigest case of suberban fever i have ever seen.ever.in the world.you should really get that looked at before this nasty disease consumes you.