Things That Turn You Gay

I wanted to compose a 100% accurate list of things that will turn you gay. This is another essential post that you should definitely print off and give to your children. The atheist school system is desperately looking to turn your children gay and they need to know what to avoid.

• Lisps
• Desire to eat hotdogs
• Interest in science over sports
• Desire to cook supper
• Cross dressing
• Voting Democratic
• Night Lights
• Cardio Workouts instead of weights
• Using fabulous and mangina in diction
• Listen to Madonna
• Playing with penis
• Watching Dr. Phil
• Salon for a haircut
• Face Moisturizer
• Class on home economics
• Raising the children instead of getting a job
• Hemroids
  
• Jeans that cost over $100
• Traveling to France
• Watching The View
• Never reading the Bible
• Supporting Gay Marriage
• Drug use

This is more than enough in the list on the things that turn you gay. Give a copy to your children, so they won't come home one day in "fabulous" designer jeans demanding to watch a rerun of The View and asking if they can goto France for summer vacation.