Should Gays Be In The Army?

Well, I guess this is the other side of the debate. We know the filthy atheists shouldn't be in the army, but should the filthy gays be in the army? Yes sir! I know a lot of my conservative buddies must be foaming at the mouth. "What do you mean gays in the army?" Look, we all hate gays and we all understand that gays are pissing God off. Why not let them in the army, put them on the front lines, so they die?

That's right. Gays should be put in their own separate divisions and be put at the front lines. They don't need body armor and they can use old weapons. The majority of soldiers that will die now will be fags. No one cares about them. When the reports on the news talk about us reaching close to 4000 dead in Iraq, it would read, "3900 fags killed in Iraq, 2 American heroes killed. Recent polls show a 90% approval rate for the war and our President."

It's like a win win situation. We get to spread democracy all over the world and we get rid of our gay problems back at home. Simple!