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Celine Dion is a Bitch!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Who would of guessed I have a big problem with that filthy Canuckistanie whore, Celine Dion? She is destroying America. Living in Las Vegas become almost unbearable knowing she was working here, probably as an illegal immigrant.

I call on all my faith loving readers. Get some rotten tomatoes and goto a Celine Dion show and throw them at her. It'll be the best thing that ever happens. It'll be on the news over and over and over again. Her getting pelted with tomatoes. Americans will start laughing at her, instead of "enjoying" her music. She'll flee back to Canada or French Canada. America will be a better Christian nation.

4 comments:

Wegrit said...

Your logic, or lack thereof, confuses me. The arguments are so bad they can't even be called specious.

On what do you base this presumption that Celine Dion is ruining America and/or Christianity? On what do you base the presumption that someone with as high a profile as Celine Dion is working illegally in the US? On what do you base the statement she's a whore? Like you, I wish she'd go away, but I'm not under the delusion that she's subverting America in some sort of mass underground satanic ceremony.

Are people supposed to take you seriously when you can't (or just don't) argue a point any better than a five-year-old? Anyone can write: "Having anal sex means you're gay even if you're having heterosexual sex," but if there's nothing to back up this claim and you are not a respected authority on the subject, why should I take you at your word? What makes you any more a reliable source than the homeless woman in the metro who feeds mustard to her dog? Research is key, my friend. I may not agree with a single word you say, but if I'm going to read them, they might as well be well researched and presented, neither of which you've got going for you right now.

Your new raging liberal, tree-hugging, gay rights-supporting, abortion-favouring, hippie-encouraging, Europe-dwelling, church-going, Christian friend. Of course, I don't think my brand of Christianity is okay with you. Mine, though canonically exactly the same, was instilled by Canadians and you've already decided (though not defended the position) that Canadians are whores.

Conservatipedia said...

You live in the Czech Republic, you're going to Hell for that, filthy canuckistanie wannabe.

Wegrit said...

Wow. That's the best you can do? I'm disappointed. I was hoping for an intelligent discussion, but looks like that won't be forthcoming.

I'm not entirely sure if you've not answered the questions posed because I'm a Canadian, because I live in the Czech Republic or because I'm going to Hell.

And, looking at this in the larger scheme, if my worst offence is living in the Czech Republic, I think I'm doing better than most.

Anonymous said...

"Celine Dion is a Bitch!"

Agreed.