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We've Got The American Jesus

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I've been hearing a lot of bad talk about America in the news lately. I keep hearing about the doom of the economy, that we're headed for a recession. Well, in case you aren't aware we have the American Jesus. He protects our country. The economy is more powerful than ever before and it's fine because Jesus is in control.

The fact is that the liberal media hates America. Jesus today supports America and Israel because we're the only countries in the world that actually care about the world. All these liberals, and filthy muslim loving hippies want is to see America and more importantly Americans suffer.

This is how liberals get their kick. They have a void in their life and they need to create social programs in government to feel better. But that isn't enough for them because it never fills the void. They need to see more Americans rotting on the street because the government is increasing taxes and regulations on businesses.

I pray to Jesus everyday to help the fight against the atheist liberals trying to destroy our country. You all need to pray too. If you need to see what I'm doing to help America, check out my Twitter Account.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm going to go back through time in a time machine, hunt Jesus down, throw my feces at his face :0P