Let me tell you one thing I've observed in my life, and that's people that like to travel outside of America are filthy liberals. I don't get it. America is the best nation on the Earth. Nothing out there is good, but these filthy liberals want to visit countries like France, Europe and Africa.
Real conservatives don't travel outside the United States because America is the greatest. The idea of eating a McDonald's cheeseburger in France with all the homosexual atheists, doesn't thrill me. I want to cheeseburgers in the heart of Texas.
America has a lot of greatness to offer, so I thought I'd share the great places of America to travel...
- Grand Canyon
- Statue of Liberty
- Republican Party Headquarters
- Washington, D.C.
- Birth Place of America, Philadelphia
- Canada
- San Francisco
- Democratic Party Headquarters
- New York
- Detriot
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Um.. I try my best to be a conservative, but I live in Denmark, not the USA and I haven't any money to travel there. Does that mean God hates me? That I can't afford to go to Heaven?
No, God doesn't hate you for not being able to travel to America. God is just going to send you to Hell because you weren't born here.
I am amazed that you have the intelligence to operate a computer!
Earth is not capatalized unless it is at the begining of a sentence. Canada is not in the U.S.A. It is in North America.
Jesus, by the way, was not born in the U.S.A. and never traveled here. How does that compute in your head cavity?
The really frightening concept is that, I assume, you are not locked up in an asylum.
Not to mention that Europe and Africa are NOT countries!!!
A couple of things:
1. Africa isn't a country, it's a continent.
2. Even if it was on your avoid list, Canada isn't within America, unless all of a sudden you switched to meaning "North America" instead. Except, that in turn makes me wonder why you didn't include Mexico. Seems odd.
I mean, both of those things aren't the drunken rantings of a ignorant, close-minded idiot. You say terrible things based on your own opinions you formed out of, perhaps, a bad experience, or hearsay, or what similar close-minded windbags inform you to think. But hey, you know, if lashing out with hatred has made you a lot of friends, and I don't mean hunting buddies, or drinking buddies, but actual friends who care about you and your welfare, that's great. You've obviously found some weird loophole.
Europe's a continent, not a country.
man ... i love ur posts... sooo true
i luve youm...
u rock
I can go to the statue of liberty but not New York?
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