I want to get down on my knees and pray to our God for giving Texas to America. Texas is the best state in the entire America Union. The greatness of Texas can easily be demonstrated by it's state slogan, "Every thing is bigger in Texas".
Let's review why Texas is the center of the Universe and the best place the whole damn world.
- Texas has no state income tax.
- Texas has a very free market.
- Texas GDP is larger than filthy Canada's GDP.
- Texas hates illegal immigrants.
- Texas hates fags/homosexual and marriage of fags.
- Texas is the state of Bush.
- Texas is anti-atheist.
- Texas has the Alamo.
- In Texas, your money goes further.
- In Texas, a house is actually affordable.
- In Texas, it's always summer.
- In Texas, getting a gun is easy.
- Dallas Cowboys
- God spent more time on Texas than any other state.
4 comments:
TEXAS SUCKS HARD!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!
Texas is the drainage ditch of North America.
Can we give it back?
you will never be as good as america's penis!!! (florida)
I live in Texas. And while the economy is good, I image it will even out after dear ol dubya is out of the office.
Dear god, I hope the author of this ends up in hell. You close minded, incompetent fool. How dare you allow yourself to fall victim to stereotype and continue to reaffirm everyones bad thoughts about the typical Texan.
Id like to confirm, I like Texas, I am agnostic, I support gay marriage.
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