I think we've come to a moral point in humanity that it is safe to say that we need to ban the butt plug. I've made it very clear that the anus pushes waste out, it doesn't take anything in.
The butt plug is used by fags and heterosexual fag wannabes as a form of foreplay to loosen up the anus before insertion. This is an immoral act that will result in an eternity of Hell. God looks down at people that use these "tools" as someone destroying God's plan.
God created the perfect human being, with a perfect system of which it should follow. Sex is supposed to between a man and a woman. The penis goes in the vagina. There is no other scenario. No pee pees in poo poo holes. If you do, even by accident, you're going to goto Hell.
There's also the repercussions of using a butt plug with the intention of having anal sex. This is disgusting, but there is a very common side effect known as inside out anus. God also gives this fag like behavior a disease known as rectal disease.
Not to mention the awful side effects of bowel movements. We need to do the right thing and ban the butt plug forever.
I thought I'd update this post and let everyone know that I've been getting a lot of traffic for sinners. Evil evil fuckers.
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Posted by Christopher at 11:00 AM
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i love goin butt plug Ass to mouth its delicious if slightly nutty i fucking love it, so theres no american who can tell me not to i am a gay massive cock taker and no one is gonna change it!
You aren't a conservative, you're a perfect stupid poor fool.
Keep your morality and silliness for yourself, moron.
shut the fuck up with your contreversial bull shit, not only are you preaching the wrong cause, your are being offencive by pushing your beliefs on others, ALSO, religion is the biggest reason for death going back probably way before you where born, gay sex was even ecouraged by the greeks, so do your research before you make a fool out of yourself.
you're an idiot. An ignorant stupid right winged religious idiot. Inside out anus? seriously? its called a prolapsed rectum. Also, rectal disease? wow your dumb, get your facts traight before you rant like an idiot. I think we should shove a butt plug so far up ur ass it destroys your ability to reproduce so we dont end up with dumb rednecks like yourse;f in the future. HAVE A NICE DAY ;)
[pun]what crawled up your butt and died?[/pun]
You don't understand do you? God doesn't give 2 shits about what we do on earth as long as we treat people with respect and are moral upstanding people. This comment is never going to be published though cause you would see your foolish religion to be made the only available option out of fear. I don't care though. At least you saw my rant.
No, Butt Plugs should not be banned. They are great fun for everyone who uses them and i find large ones usefull for stretching my anus so that i can accomadate my stallions penis in my anus.
Serioulsy you are such an ignorant prik. You know what you're going to Hell to because apperently your head is up your ass. So see you there:)
i'm on your guys side however malaria is the biggest cause of death not religon.
ps thought this page was a joke lol
im sorry i didnt get the memo that you had the right to tell other people that their sexual orientation is wrong, or that because the universe revolves around your beliefs that they are going to hell for it.
sarcasm: because god loves all his children, thats why theres no war, no death and we are all happy, theres no homeless or crazy people or even people dieing of starvation or ethnic cleansing. Yes god loves us all, he wants us to only be happy and have sex with th opposite sex.
I just love to put one of those up my ass and I have a girlfriend!
Really this issue you should be concerned with is the one where you uber religious higher than thou types pray for kids to get well instead of using medicine. Is your battle really about butt plugs or your raging homoerotic thoughts? Do NOT smear the internet with your thoughts. There's enough nasty things on here.
My friend, we are all humans, and we are flawed by nature. If there is a God (who's to say?) why would he create a system to rival his own?
As to "the gays", who cares? Are they hurting you? Are they collectively sticking butt plugs up YOUR pooper? Don't think so. If it makes you feel better, think of it this way though. By virtue of being gay, they usually do not reproduce. Being gay is not really a choice, and on the chance that being gay is a genetically inherited trait, that trait would not be passed along to future generations.
You won't get butt-disease from simply sticking things in your anus/rectum, it's not possible. Things don't just spawn out of thin air. Also, it's not called "Inside-out anus" it's called a prolapsed rectum and is repairable with a surgical procedure.
I love it how crazy religious types go on about "fags" and "hell", i bet they go home on a night and roger each each other senseless!!! Loving it.
this is what is wrong with our country. lots of righteous religious people say "you're going to go to hell if you ......." fuck off and let us live our life the way we want, you live your life the way you want, just short of pushing your close-minded beliefs on others who don't believe it.
People have the right to do whatever they want. People also have the right to beleive in whatever they want. However you can't preach your poison to everyone, facist.
Personally I wouldn't dabble with any of that stuff, but thats besides the point.
I think you should leave your religion out of discussions like this. Many other people don't share your religious views, and so you shouldn't use God's oppinion as an argument.
Keep it to medical and logical arguments.
I'm alright with going to hell.
Can I use a buttplug now?
You know, your sanctimonious attitude isn't exactly writing you a ticket to heaven, either.
did God mention anything about strap on sex in his memo?
why wasnt this memo faxed to me?
As a Christian, it seems that the safe path in life (and ultimately to Heaven) is to follow the example of Jesus Christ. In the New Testiment you'll find that He always taught with love. Even when He confrunted the sinners, there was love and compassion in his heart. I wonder what was in your heart as you wrote this. Were you feeling love for those you viewed as sinners? Was that love and compassion the motivation for this article? Or were you feeling anger, hatred and disgust? I'm not casting aspersions. Those feelings are natural and very human. But they are not of the Lord. Good luck my friend. By the way, I do not use butt plugs, but neither do I feel they should be banned.
Thank you, Tim. I'm not religious, but I appreciate your level-headedness and reason about being angry with us "sinners". You will be far better off converting people with a gift than with a sharpened point.
let me put in my say, 24 year old male, heterosexual. the last time i checked this is a free country; if someone wants to put something in their ass it is their business, not yours. second of all, none of you are god, budda, alla, or any other religious figure so quit pretending like you know what these god figures might think. third of all, the bible does not say anywhere in it that you cannot stimulate yourself sexually in the ass; and for that matter the bible is too vague for anyone to live their life by; this includes the book of mormon and others. third of all, why the hell would anyone want to live like jesus: because some random old men wrote about jesus' life, as "god's hand" touched them so that they could right it accurately? Fourth of all, for those of you that don't use the right side of your brain, sex can be very, very fun and intense if you let it. every "christian" girl i've slept with was awful in bed: stiff, rigid, and not accepting of anything except her on bottom me on top, no oral, no anal. BORING! sex should be spontaneous and natural, not planned out and organized with a closed mind. and my final thought: if god didn't want me to put it in the back door, why is it less than two inches away from the front door?
you have good points but hey one thing that i found wrong was just because one is gay does not mean that they are going to hell because in God's eyes every sin is wrong and equil if you know what i mean that stealing killing and homosexuality are on the same page so if you are gay and still wan't to go to the kingdom of God pray and accept Jesus as your savior, and NO i am not saying that i am gay it is just that i am saying what i believe
there is no god
I dunno about everyone else butt I always have a mini one in my bum when I'm at my desk.
Commenting gives it what it wants
screw her in the butt all you want then repent. all is good after that your good to go to heaven.
You bigoted moron. Many straight folks enjoy butt plugs.
As for your homophobic crap your best friend may be gay and you don't even know it! Some of my closest friends are gay and I don't give a damn what they do as they're good honest people.
You deserve to go to hell you asshole for being a prize twat.
You're a prime example of why religion should be banned rather than butt plugs. Now fuck off and annoy someone else.
Putt plugs are lewd...and using the anus for sexual pleasure is 100% a pervertion!
...but, people have a right to do as they please, wrong or right. That is why the world is this way...we can only hope that others will make wise sanctified choices!
Ha HA Ha, ur 1 ov the Americans who takes the bible amazingly seriousely, if go made us, how did we evolve, their is more proof of evolution den der is of us poppin out of nowhere in 1 day, the world has been carbondated & it was made weigh more then 6000 years ago, ur so lolale, also, me & my girlfriend dont do it up the ass but if people want 2 & both partners consent then they are allowed, god wanted us happy
Dude, you are so "SCARED" and insecure with your own sexuality. You are so GAY. BY THE WAY... it's know that most priests in the church are PEDOFILE HOMOSSEXUALS, meaning like to fuck or suck off little boys.. AND THEY ARE THE ONES AGAINST GAYS, ABORTIONS, ETC..
CHURCHES AND RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS IN GENERAL ARE HELL THEMSELVES... MOST ONLY INTERESTED IN FINANCIAL GAIN AND DOMINATION
HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST IT?
THEN READ A HISTORY BOOK
EVEN POPES BEFORE COMMANDED MASS MASSACRES... NOW YOU SEE "MUSLINS" GOING FOR WORLD DOMINATION..
KNOW WHAT? WANNA BELIEVE IN GODS OR ET'S? NO PROBLEMS... BUT RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS, CULTS AND BRAINWASHING GIGS LIKE THAT SHOULD BE BANNED!
BY THE WAY.. IM A MARRIED MAN, WHO IS WOMAN CRAZY AND AS A DOMINANT MALE I LIKE TO PRACTICE ANAL WITH MY WIFE!
hahaha - every day you wake up as you, hahahahahahaha twat
I'm not sure how to explain this to someone of your (low) intellectual level, so I'm going to try and dumb it down.
'The anus pushes waste out, it doesn't take anything in'. Does this mean that you also are against stimulation of the urethra? (In case you don't know what that is, the urethra is where 'waste is pushed out of' in the form of urine, and, in the case of males, where sperm is 'pushed out'.)
Secondly: Why do you insist on using the term 'fag'? The only one you're insulting is yourself - you're calling people cigarettes and heterosexual cigarettes, neither of which makes sense.
Next of all, why is anal sex an 'immoral act that will result in an eternity of Hell'? From my knowledge, the only passage in the Bible that even hints at a disapproval for anal sex could also be interpreted as: Don't have anal sex in a Chapel. Don't have gay anal sex in a Chapel. Don't have anal sex, period. Don't have gay sex, period. It seems to me that you have completely disregarded what the passage could mean (because it's a very ambiguous passage, and no one can know for certain that hating homosexuals - ones who practise anal sex, in particular - is what God wants) and have utilized it to convince you and everyone else around you of your apparent 'masculinity', because you are clearly having confusion regarding it (or your lack thereof).
Next point: Why do you assume that God hates gays? From my knowledge, God is supposed to be all about love. You know, 'love thy neighbour' and all that? It's just plain disgusting that you've misconstrued the Bible, and are using it to fulfil your own needs and satisfy your own sick hatred about something that you clearly have no understanding of.
Fifth point: Why are you making such a big deal about people who use anal plugs and participate in anal sex? I don't see them shoving anything up your arse or participating in any of those 'sinful' acts in front of you, so why should you care? Are you really that insecure that you have to 'hate' it anyway? Denial isn't healthy - if you're gay, can I suggest that you just come out already? God won't hate you for it; I think that he'd be more upset that you were lying to everybody and pretending to be something that you're not.
Sixth point: What are you, five? 'The penis goes into the vagina. There is no other scenario.'? Did you miss 8th grade health class, or are you just very, very deprived? Fellatio, cunnilingus, mutual masturbation... Any of those ringing a bell? Also, are you trying to insinuate that masturbation is a sin? Because if it is, we're all going to Hell, you included.
Seventh point: I can accept that these may be your beliefs and I don't honestly care, but don't expect me to actually enjoy listening to your bigotted bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but it's stupid to preach at someone and then get offended when they preach right back. Besides, unless you've actually been searching for information on/pictures of anal plugs, you're not going to find anything. So how about this - you stop watching porn with anal plugs in it and writing slander about it, and then you can go back to living your sheltered, God-fearing life, where you never sin.
Eighth point: I don't know what you mean when you say 'putting a pee pee in a poo poo hole by accident'. How can that be accidental, I ask you? Unless you mean rape, in which case I will say this - are you mentally retarded?! Why the fuck would someone go to Hell for being raped?! Clearly, you've never been in a sexual situation, EVER, because, if you had, you would know that if you don't give consent, you don't fucking well want it, and it isn't your fault at all if someone decides to do it, regardless of your clear instructions not to.
Ninth point: Everyone who uses anal plugs or participates in anal intercourse knows about the consequences of their actions. They'd have to be stupid (much like yourself) not to. It's just the same as penis-vagina sex - there are risks involved. Well, everyone who didn't miss 8th grade health class, anyway.
Tenth point: What the hell are you trying to prove? That you know God best? That you love him better than everyone else? Do you remember a little thing called the Tower of Babel? You know, that one that people started building so that they could see God? And then, as a result of their stupid presumptions, God made them speak in different tongues so that they couldn't communicate effectively with each other? Let me ask you this: Is this any different? How can you presume to know what God wants, thinks, or feels about anything? Oh, that's right, I forgot: You two are best pals. I mean, clearly, you just pop up to Heaven whenever you want to chat about insignificant things, like who shoves what up where, rather than the fact that you're defying everything that Jesus stands for by hating people who have done nothing to you.
Last point: What gives you the right to think that you can dictate people's lives for them, and say who's wrong and who's right? There are people like you (ever heard of Adolf Hitler and his 'kill the Jews' campaign?). They're currently in Hell.
Go read the Bible, you dipshit. Maybe then you'll understand that God isn't about being prejudiced. God is about love and acceptance.
One last question... How does it feel to get educated on your religion by a heathen?
I hope that you have a nice life, because I'll be seeing you in Hell.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHA i honestly belived this post to be a joke at first?
why oh why do we still have such petty beliefs in such boring religeons.
FYI read the bible the anti homosexuality aspect you are refering to is in the same section that asks you to stone your daughter to death if she isnt a virgin before marrige (y)
.akco
I love my butt plugs!! I have four of varying sizes and abilities! My favorite is my brand new large black doc johnson butt plug! Its too big to get it all in just yet but another little bit and it will and then I will wear it for ages and enjoy being aroused! Im a girl! I love playing with my ass so fuck you preacherman!
Two Words "FUCK YOU" go be religious somewere else..... the but plug is a natural part of life deal with it you religious freek
I heard god loves to take it up his ass...
lololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's just fucking hilarious! (oh shit I said "fucking" I'm going to HELL!!!!!!) BTW people are born either gay or straight, it is damn near a proven fact so, stfu. (I'm not gay, people like this just piss me off.)
LOLOL I'm going to hell then. Enjoy your aids christianfags!
holy fuck your a tool, and ignorant site where the fuck it says anal sex is wrong in the bible. And "sodomy" doesn't count as it talks about anal rape for ritual purposes.
man i totally agree with what your saying, i mean it was made an exit hole its meant to stay an exit hole!!!
Wow. Thank you for your expansive and exhaustive amount of research into the gay agenda. I would never have thought to see if Amazon sells butt plugs. Good job on the gay shopping tip!
Yeah, I think you shouldn't knock butt plugs man. They're really nice. I'm a pre-op transsexual living in Thailand with my boyfriend and his parents.
I don't think we have the same issues as you over here. Most people are pretty accepting of all things sexual. Morality shouldn't exceed the law and that's where it should end. And the Law shouldn't be changed to suit you.
As for butt plugs, we use smaller ones and bigger ones. You get more prostate stimulation from bigger ones, so you might as well go for it. Piles and prolapses aren't an issue if you play safe. You are probably going to get these issues when you are older, whether you play with your bum or not.
I would love to come over and see you sometime and help broaden your mind (and your hole) a little. I'm sure you would love to have your butt plugged and licked clean after a day of holding it in!
I've also known straight girls who like to use plugs so it doesn't mean you are gay. Just means you like FUN.
It seems as if you fighting your love for buttplugs by projecting it against gays i am not gay and do not use butt plugs but you seem to like it and as a result of your resentment for your love of it you wrote this blog and by the way
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CUSSING CHRISTIAN
(something to think about)
Stop it your making the rest of us look ignorant and stupid
well... i think you should stop craping since you dont like stuff going trough your ass... =p
Dear Sir:
If god thought it was against his "plan" he wouldn't have made anal sex pleasurable, or even particularly appealing. People like you give love a bad name. You, sir, most likely would end up beating your wife and having sex with children because you can't accept the fact that somtimes, men love men. Ancient Greece and Rome accepted and encouraged homosexuality. Their armies were made of mainly homosexual couples, because people are more-likely to attempt to protect their loved ones. Think about that before you go bashing something that is in your history. I'd like you to go to sleep at night thinking about the fact that somewhere in your ancestry, some man in your line took it up the ass. and LOVED it.
Have a nice day,
Anonymous.
FUCK GAY PEOPLE THERE PIECES OF SHIT AND DISCUSTING
lol, so funny ... especially the last comment
"FUCK GAY PEOPLE" ... its great ... this is what i call inteligent design .. epic
however in case you really think the bible states analsex is wrong then read it again
This appears to be someone attempting to pose as a conservative in an attempt to discredit them. Its too bad people feel the need to stoop to such levels to attack Christianity. If by the slim chance this is a legitimate Christian's website then shame on you! Mark 12:28-31. Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. The second is this: Love your neighbour as yourself. There is no commandment greater than these." You appear to have lost sight of loving you neighbor regardless of his or her sexual preference.
If people werent meant to stick things in their ass then why the hell does it feel so good ? Long live the but plug !
my dad uses this butt plug. he enjoys it. he is a catholic priest.
Jesus loved his butt plug. It's also known as a crucifix.
Im a straight Male & have nothing against Gays,& I Love my Dildos butt blugs & so on in fact they have been very beneficial with regular use have done my Ass the world of good!!! My Piles are almost gone & I poo so much better now after a good shafting with a nice big Dildo cant beat Em!!! As for the Religion thing well I really dont bother thinking bout it!!! If we go to Hell or this so called Paradise!!!Made up place & fairy Tale stuff The Bibe spouts Send me to Hell I say hope thier are plenty of Big Fat Cocks waiting for me!!! Cant wait!!An Eternity of Fucking in that dark place better get my biggest butt plug in ready for Satins Big Hot Throbber & all his Hores behind him. Face Ur Fear the Darkness & Embrace it!!! Live & Let Live!!! We are all different!! Whatever happens happens Who really gives a shit anyway!!! Its all a show & we are all part of it!!!! Just enjoy it while we can!!!!!
Wow u r 1 sad human being first of all i really pity ur soul u say that ppl r going to go to hell for using butt plugs really where in the bible does it say thou shalt not stimulate thous anus lol. but back on a serious note i see god as a being who loves all gay black white latin asian and i dont see god as a man as christianity and other religions would infer but a entity a glowing sphere if anything and if anyone would be going to hell(if it even exists)its u my friend for having so much hate and for what, whats ur motive whats ur logic. i think that heaven is a place for those of peace and my logic for this is why would god allow those like ur self who hate and have anger in there hearts into heaven when god could let ppl who only want love peace and union in.EX:a christian man who hates homosexuals and is racist over a man who is lets say atheist but loves every 1 has never judged anyone helped every one he came in contact with. just knowing the purpose of heaven who do u think would be the 1 that gets in and if there were ppl like u in heaven it wouldnt be a paradise but a descriminating,judmental hell hole.
Hi Rob,
Thanx 4 Ur comments. Firstly I`m not saying ppl are bound 2 hell 4 using butt plugs!! Secondly You say u question my logic & that I hate!! Nope my friend I hate No 1.I tell a lie only people who inflict suffering upon others 4 no reason!!!I did say that I am a live & let live person & far frm Bigoted & I am in fact a Christian & was Baptised & Confirmed & I fully understand what Ur saying & truly at heart I`m a peaceful human being 2 just lost my way I guess!! I wish u well Rob!!!
You should really get out and stop being such a gay fag Christian wannabe. IF anything, during biblical times they had worth things sexually. Including massive public orgies. Put a sock in it and live life rather than serve for nothing. And buy an butt plug. PS: women use these too, you fag.
god loves us ha.....
anyway i just wanted to say that i think this pic is a prolapsed hemorrhoids *which can happen to anyone* not prolapsed rectum *which also can happen to anyone !!!*
mostly children get prolapsed rectums due to straining mostly not becoz the are fagz
do you really think god cares about what you put in asshole ??
what a superficial god !!!
lol just got here while i am making my presentation about the prolapse :D
The most ridiculous blog I have ever read. This is not conservative, it's simply stupid.
I Have to concur with Real Boy
in the fact that it is Stupid
Yeah & he makes a Good Point !!
No Pun intended LOL Its Beyond Stupid !!!! Thx Real Boy you make a Heck of a lot of Sense!!!!!
ok, listen up u dirty snivelling prick with no asswhole, just becuz u think ur shit dont stink, doesnt mean its true. i am a church going homo and i know what u r saying is false, for god forgives ALL sins, except for the lying of his word. yes, so u pretty much fucked yourself into hell with your othr homo h8r friends. and honestly, if u r spending so much fucking time writing this, that sounds like u r trying 2 run away from the truth that u r a butplug using hypocrite that finds solace in harming others
seriously guys, i think all this has caused him to commit suicide (A SIN)
Yay lets hope he did now we can celebrate!
No pee pees in poo poo holes. If you do, even by accident, you're going to goto Hell.
Bwahaha!
you know what ... you and you "god" (who is jsut a FALSE idol) can SUCK MY FUCKING COCK ... im not gay but its just you use religion to make laws which then it isnt religion anymore its gov/state law... seeing as there is NO proof of ANY god you can jsut go around saying "GOD DOSE THIS SHIT AND THAT SHIT" if "he" made humans soo perfect there would be no sickness no deformation NOTHING WRONG WITH ANYONE... all us humans would look alike and talk alike and think alike so GO DIE IN A SHITHOLE cuzz thats the ONLY thing you deserve
lol. this is definitely not what i was expecting. i cant help but wonder if you are trying reverse psychology to get sum1 who is just as weird as you to call you out and say 'hey, bend over so i wont put my cock in you and i wont go to hell cuz we arent going to have sex' as he fucks your ass violently..... id gladly rip your ass open with my 10'' cock and rape your insides raw if you want. ill even happily fist you without lube and use my 1' long 6'' thick, notted buttplug on you. you might not go 2 hell.
hick ass redneck.. u dont have any idea what ur talking about. get a life and stop posting..while ur at it stop fucking ur sister.
God gave us the CHOICE to be whatever we wanted to be. And the bible "judge not lest ye be judge". As long as people are consenting adults, why should you care?! Really? Is it anyof YOUR business what people do when they're in coitus? It's called "heat-of-the-moment", you uptight bastards. If God wanted man to lay specifically lay down with a woman exclusively he/she wouldn't have given people the idea to sleep with the same gender. And I think God or whatever wouldn't care as long as you're happy. So suck on that you bastards!
Everytime there's a rainbow in the sky, God is having gay sex.
wow...so much ignorance (on both sides), so little time
well im gay im 17 and i like gettin it up the ass. i all ready know im going to hell thats y ill be packin sunblock with me when i do cause its gonna be hot =]
PS. GAY SEX ROCKS!!!!!
heh, *looks at the post above mine* damn babe, i could fuck you happily, after all, im 17 as well... i would gladly mount your tight ass, as long as you mounted me back heh.
and dude who wrote this... your self esteem must realy suck man... your self esteem depresses me *sighs and shakes head in disapointment*
Hey asshole! I use a buttplug and i'm Christian, i fucking love it!! Does that mean i'm going to get pronged extra hard by the devil ;) . Anyways on a serious note, i know who you fucking are, you was on the Jeremy Karl show, on a TV screen, on the stage, because you probably thought the producers of the show was thinking it was easier to do it that way since you was all the way in America, but seriously you must be stupid, it was because anyone there would happily like to stab you, because of your shallow beliefs, you thick douches... Anyway, you where preaching that fags (gay people) are sinful and other things like that. You believed your opinion was fact and that everyone was going to Hell unless they repent for forgiveness of there sins for ever or summit stupid like that... In my opinion and everyone else's on that show and obviously everyone on this fricking post, i think its clear to say that our opinion and what is most probably fact is that, you read and misinterpreted the bible then ripped passages and sentences from it and preached it on other people, because your probably insecure about something yourself. I tell you what, when i read what you had put about butt plugs and all that bullshit, at the back of my mind something was giving me the vibe that you, yourself, are hiding from the fact that you are like this yourself, but wont accept it, or do anything about it, because psychologically you think its wrong from whatever you misinterpreted from the bible, I mean seriously get some therapy love... Anyways back to what I was saying. On this show, there was a either a Priest, or a Bishop there, who had been in that job role for at least 40 years and he fucking blew your flame out and certainly made you shut the hell up with your stupid misinterpretations from the bible, I mean as if you where even arguing with him saying how right you where... In parts of the show you even contradicted yourself!! Fucking retard! Oh and by the way you know your oldest daughters where with you - you mother fucking joke for a mother, the only reason they believe so strongly in what you believe, is because you brought them up in that way, making them believe and misinterpret the bible cos your an evil slimy witch, who probably has some sick weird fetish for doing this. Heres something for you to think about, one of ur daughters is a nurse, yeah, well she helps people everyday doesn't she and she most probably helps people who probably stick things in there anus, she probably doesn't know that, but still if your saying that sticking things in your anus is a sin, which you are, then isn't your daughter committing a sin by helping that person? I mean shes even helping them for money which adds to the sin list... But seriously its her fault if she does, do you want to know why? Probably not but im gonna tell you, because she doesn't ask them, she could do but she cant, because of her job role and she would probably get fired or sued if she did. Unless one day someone came in with rectal problems and had to say what had happened, but oh wait a minute, what's she gonna do, turn him or her down because of her beliefs, i mean for fuck sake what a bad coincidence for you, bless you, OR NOT... I mean at the end of the day, she's an adult, a twisted one at that and its her responcibility to make that choice of living in that situation, so therefore she too, is committing a sin. By the way, the same concept applies for ur other daughter too, who is either a social worker or a layer...
You are going to a bad place and an eternity of hell there will be no second chances and you can't turn back once your dead, repent now and you won't go to hell, remember, God forgives if you truly want to repent for your sins. Also if you need help doing this, GET SOME FUCKING THERAPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I HAVE to use my butt plug! If I don't, how will I ever be ready to sit on Jesus' cock when I get to Heaven? (You KNOW he was hung!)
fucking christians
I have spinal bifida and I use these to stop me from having bowel movements in public, as well as other disabled people.
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Anonymous said...
But I HAVE to use my butt plug! If I don't, how will I ever be ready to sit on Jesus' cock when I get to Heaven? (You KNOW he was hung!)
September 19, 2009 6:43 PM
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OoO *is in aw at the insanity* wow, everybody knows that the guy who wrote this journal is just crazy, and is mal-informed, but jeese, you dont need to say that about jesus, we already know he is hung like a god, but he is still holy lol :)
i think he's being sarcastic. Like how Stephen Colbert pretends to be conservative just so that he can make the conservative ideals look as ridiculous as they are without really attacking them.
Awesome! The article was pretty entertaining but I think the user comments were really made it for me. Love the range of reactions elicited. Made it all the way through them to be comment 79. Anyone getting this far down after me, was it as good for you as it was for me? :)
Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and you shall not be judged; condemn not"
good enough for yall STFU
Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and you shall not be judged; condemn not"
now for the other end of this. first of i will say the ways of sodom and gomora were more of dominace an animal orgys meaning one man over and other man as a women, secondly with this in mind many gay men do not lay with other men as they would with women, thus elimiating this condensation of misappropreation. so like in luke its says judge not lest ye be judged. there is no hell in the bible and if you think the heaven is in the sky, the birds shall proceed you. stop acting like god. your not. you didnt write the book so shuv your misconceeded opionions and blastphamy to yourself. thank you and god bless you all.
OWNED!
Shut the fuck up. That is all lies. Butt plugs rule! We should ban your fucking ass. You will go to hell for saying that!
Is this a real site? Really?
FUCK YOU!!! Im gay and i love huge cocks in my mouth and tight ass. i love to get fucked hard and to get cum in mouth. i am gay and proud of it.
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well as Christian heterosexual male, who enjoys a bit of rear action. I honestly don think god gives a shit, and if he does he can go fuck himself. I should point out while I believe in the Christian god, i can't say I particular like him.
You posted that at 11 A.M.? Why were you obsessing over butt plugs at 11 in the morning? Lose yours?
What a LOL site this is...
Why don't you tea party people all go in a monastery and never have sex with anyone or anything again.
if God made us all in his immage, and he knows everything we do. Then he knows when we are going to do it before we even do it. That means, he still loves us and we are still going to heaven. I am Gay and nothing you say will change that in me. God had a plan for me, and his plan involves me being Gay. For a person to truly go to hell I fell that they would have to do something truly bad. Being who you are and loving who you fall in love with, weather it be a man with a man, a woman with a woman, or a man with a woman. That is not mean you are doomed to hell.
Also that junk about Hemorrhoids, there are more things that can cause that, than just the but plug. having little exercise and a low fiber diet can cause them. Before you start to rant next time, do your research and don't blame one thing that you don't like.
God loves us all Gay, Straight, Bisexual, and Lesbian.
Open your eyes, and walk in another's shoes before you put down on people. that is a moral.
i think i said enough for one message. to all of you who read this thank you and sorry for going on so long.
does anyone know how you get a corroded battery out of a cordless screw driver, I have tried everywhere and my friend told me that I should look up butt plug on the internet as there might be an answer there as butt plugss she says are a bitch to get out once they are jammed in. I asked the nice lady in the cake shop about it and she said that she didn't know about butt plugs as they were only for people who rode bikes without cross bars but batteries can be exptraced by tipping a drop or two of salt water into the whole. if it works I'll let you know
Maurice
I think you are a mad man..... plain and simple
Also I think you are "a fag." You must be trying to hide something from yourself with these deranged ramblings.
Buy yourself a butt plug, or Ill send you one of mine?
Fancy 4 x 1.25, 5 x 2"? Or maybe my big pink vibrating one? Ill even wash them for you.
Twat
I have a butt plug in right now but also I am going to have fag sex today. I like another mans johnson up my poopin' shaft. I like it better when they shoot a thick load up against my prostate. Feels delightful when his cum oozes out of my ass and slides do the inside of my thigh. You can join us if you want or atleast hold the camera. If I had a pussy it be wet from the dirty thoughts i am having right now
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