It seems more and more young adults in heterosexual relationships are engaging in anal sex or "butt sex". Let there be no mistake about this, any form of anal sex is gay and you will go to Hell for doing it.
I do understand that the media glamorizes the gay culture and most people know that becoming gay would be a sin, but doing homosexual acts is gay. That's what makes a person gay. The "butt" is designed to remove waste from the body, nothing should ever go up there, no matter how "hip" and "cool" you think it may be.
You may even have heard horrible tales, which are just lies from the band Tool. They tell lies about how the anus is 4 degrees warmer than the proper reproductive organs. They also have other songs that encourage hatred of Jesus and hookers with a penis.
Let there be no mistake about it. Any form of anal sex, if between two men, or a man and woman is gay. It's sinful and you'll goto Hell. Putting anything in the anus, such as a "butt plug", finger or tongue is just the same, you will goto Hell. Homosexuality isn't "cool" or "hip" and you shouldn't desire to be a fag. God made a penis and a vagina for sex, and that's all that should be used. Or you'll goto Hell!
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Heterosexual Anal Sex is Gay!
Monday, February 25, 2008
Posted by Christopher at 1:59 PM
Labels: gay agenda, sex agenda
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but seriously. morality issues aside. how is "heterosexual anal sex..." gay? do you people even own dictionaries? if you feel that anything other than run'o'th'mill missionary postition is against God's will, that's fine. But don't try and pass off a lewd act between a man and a woman as homosexual. thats just ignorant in an elementary way.
4 degrees warmer?! I never knew that, Awesome!!! Can't wait to try, thanks for the tip!!
Sounds like someone has a stick up their ass
Um, "Hooker with a Penis" isn't about gay sex, it's about some moron thinking Tool sold out, and Maynard is telling him to shut the eff up. It's off their Aenema album. Parody or not, "Stinkfist" would have been a much better choice, since it IS about anal fisting... I need to go listen to Tool now, peace
What are you, some kind of faggot? Pussy is foreplay. If you can't get a chick to let you put your dick in her asshole, then you have no game at all.
Real men fuck women in the ass.
*reading*....
"ignorant....."
"rediculous...."
"hillarious...."
this site has to be a joke, lmao.... i cant imagine anybody with an iota of brain cells who is in actuality conservative saying any of this. it actually looks much more like satire than anything else.
THEN AGAIN.... conservatism is satire in and of itself, much more a joke than any reasonable philosophy. anybody who seriously holds onto it.... is an idiot :D
note:social conservatism, not fiscal conservatism, which has its place.
oh damn im going to hell sweetie! ive had sex with men and women, lemme tell ya, the ass is way hotter and tighter than a pussy. evry time my boyfrend fucks me i always return to the same tightness, when a woman would get loose. im glad to be a homosexual man, and the thought of all the homos ever alive in 1 place? thats gunna be 1 helofa party!
"God made a penis and a vagina for sex, and that's all that should be used. Or you'll goto Hell!"
FFFuck!
Goddamn it!
I've lived my whole life trying to be a good Christian to get into heaven and you know... kick it with Jesus in the afterlife.
and know I found because my wife, who I thought was a good god-fearing woman used her mouth, we've involved 'forbidden organs'. Actually I might have put a finger inside her before too. Oh shit. I'm definitely going to hell. What should I do? Do you think God noticed? Can I buy an indulgence from the Church? Does God know every time i have sex (which I only do for procreation, never sinful pleasure)? does he watch? does he take notes? does he video tape? or does some one do these things for him.
I'd ask my priest, but I'm afraid he'll touch me there again... and then I'll go to hell for sure.
You can fuck my pussy and ass anyday. (as long as you don't mind staring at my dick while you're doing it)
"ALL THAT GOD MADE IS GOOD"
It is peoples stupid and bigoted attitude that is sinful. Jesus advised that it's not what goes into a person that is sinful but rather the evil done to another.
I'm sure many people enjoy living in their self-rightous, and judgemental lives.
JESUS SAID "LOVE ONE ANOTHER...!" When will we learn from Our Lords command.
Fr. Mike,Evangelical Catholic Church [Chicago]
OK, I am a "Born Again Bible believing Christian" and I can tell you before God in heaven I have had anal sex with my wife. And NO I am not "Gay" or "Going to Hell", this Is psycho radical nuts who say stuff like this. If they believe in God and the Bible so much ask for a verse that says "a man who has sex with a girl in her butt is gay and is going to Hell, they cant cause it does not exist! Crazy people.
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