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Heterosexual Anal Sex is Gay!

Monday, February 25, 2008

It seems more and more young adults in heterosexual relationships are engaging in anal sex or "butt sex". Let there be no mistake about this, any form of anal sex is gay and you will go to Hell for doing it.

I do understand that the media glamorizes the gay culture and most people know that becoming gay would be a sin, but doing homosexual acts is gay. That's what makes a person gay. The "butt" is designed to remove waste from the body, nothing should ever go up there, no matter how "hip" and "cool" you think it may be.

You may even have heard horrible tales, which are just lies from the band Tool. They tell lies about how the anus is 4 degrees warmer than the proper reproductive organs. They also have other songs that encourage hatred of Jesus and hookers with a penis.

Let there be no mistake about it. Any form of anal sex, if between two men, or a man and woman is gay. It's sinful and you'll goto Hell. Putting anything in the anus, such as a "butt plug", finger or tongue is just the same, you will goto Hell. Homosexuality isn't "cool" or "hip" and you shouldn't desire to be a fag. God made a penis and a vagina for sex, and that's all that should be used. Or you'll goto Hell!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

BWAAAAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAAA HAA HHAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!

but seriously. morality issues aside. how is "heterosexual anal sex..." gay? do you people even own dictionaries? if you feel that anything other than run'o'th'mill missionary postition is against God's will, that's fine. But don't try and pass off a lewd act between a man and a woman as homosexual. thats just ignorant in an elementary way.

Anonymous said...

4 degrees warmer?! I never knew that, Awesome!!! Can't wait to try, thanks for the tip!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like someone has a stick up their ass

Blackrose (HUGE Tool fan) said...

Um, "Hooker with a Penis" isn't about gay sex, it's about some moron thinking Tool sold out, and Maynard is telling him to shut the eff up. It's off their Aenema album. Parody or not, "Stinkfist" would have been a much better choice, since it IS about anal fisting... I need to go listen to Tool now, peace