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Dude, You're Going To Hell

Friday, February 29, 2008

That's right filthy hippies, if you're using the word "dude" in sentences you're going to fry in the bowels of Hell for an eternity. Yeah, you should of thought that one through when you desecrated God's language, English.

Using the following words will result in Hell...

  • Dude
  • Hip
  • No Way
  • Oh My Gawd
  • Peace
  • Groovie
  • Joint
  • Acid
  • X
  • K
  • Pot
  • Free love
Stay away from those words and God just may let you into Heaven.

1 comments:

Megan said...

Oh my god, dude, no way! You're just so witty and clever.

Seriously though, this is a satirical blog, isn't it? I just can't take your bullshit seriously. I just don't believe that someone can be as ignorant as this.