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Chakras Piss God Off!

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Chakras are these "energy" points in our body thought up by new age hippies. The idea came from the Hindu faith, and if you didn't know Hindus go straight to Hell.

It is said, through meditation, Kundalini (some sort of metaphoric energy snake), will rise up each chakra and take you into some drug high bliss. Probably the main reason filthy hippies and other sinners are attracted to it.

This new age crap is picked up by every single retard sinner that is trying to save a buck on real health care. You can go out and buy Chakra rocks. These rocks have "magic powers" that will heal the flow the of energy from all chakras. This is completely false, a sin and you'll goto Hell if you've tried it.

The main reason brain dead liberals and filthy hippies are attracted to this is simply because the philosophy behind it is esoteric. Ideals that are esoteric are "cool" and "hip" to them. When they explain the idea to their friends, no one gets it. This makes them feel "superior". Many atheists are into this because it's more "hip" than atheism. But let me be clear, it's a sin. God will send you straight to Hell for this whether you think you're hip or not. The only thing that is "hip" is the love of Jesus Christ.

Here's the facts people, chakras are fake, believing in them is a sin, you will goto Hell for it. Occult, Hindu crap is a punishable offense.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

you sir...are an idiot...

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Anonymous said...

you're funny!

Anonymous said...

You have no idea what you're talking about

Solita said...

I love an open mind ,to bad yours is filled with trash

Even christ never threatened with hell..remember he was there 3 days for you sinners

Anonymous said...

Sir, I am a Born-Again Christian. I am by no means an expert, but what I do know is this:

1) railing on people for what they believe will get you no where,and defeats your purpose. Jesus Himself said to "love your enemies, do good to those who persecute you ..." Yes, they are going to hell, but you cannot skewer them for it. Your job is to lovingly lead them away from the brink by using what you know and the way you act, to show that Christians, and by extension Christ, are good and that Christ is the "way, truth, and life". Save them, don't hurt them. Your words bring only anger and death. If they Judgment is for is for the infinitely just and loving Christ to administer, not you.

2) Expletives are prohibited by the Bible. Look it up.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you threaten me with hell a little bit more. I'd be scare, but I don't believe in hell. God is too loving.

Sin said...

I would love to start by saying that you are a complet idiot. You have no idea about what you're talking about.
Chakras and Kundalini energy are things you (and the ones like you) will never understand. It implies peace with yourself and FORGIVENESS. Still...you are talking only about redemption and how "we" will all go to hell.
The most holy men throughout the world have energetic powers.
Even Jesus Christ was born with hudge energetic powers. He also talked to everyone around him about inner peace, forgiveness and "growing up", spiritually speaking.
You talk about hippies...Do you at least have any idea what hippies are and what are their beliefs?
"If you believe in love, peace and freedom, then YOU ARE A HIPPIE".
Hippies are the most peaceful people on earth and maybe that is the reason they became adepts of the hindu beliefs.
The use of psychedelic holy substances is known for more than 2008 years and long before that, especially in the divine rituals for the gods.
Surely you're not deeper, smarter and more spiritual than all of the world's greatest holy men.
My advice is to stop with this mad way of thinking, because it won't bring you any good things.

Anonymous said...

Who are you to judge someone for their beliefs? Telling someone that they are going to Hell is a sin itself. You are not God, so you can't tell someone they are going to Hell; you just might go there yourself because of it. You seem to be very closed minded and very annoying. Your opinions about this subject make you seem ignorant. How could you call yourself a follower of Christ? Jesus never spoke or acted this way, you hypocrite. Why don't you read Proverbs and the new testament again you self-righteous loudmouth and actually try to understand it.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to disappoint you...hell doesn't exist

and another thing, just because someone is of another religion other than christianity doesn't mean they are sinners

Remember, we're all one

Anonymous said...

its called POE's law!

Anonymous said...

Well i can tell you this i would rather spend an eternity burning in hell with opened minded "filthy hippies" then a minute in heaven with people that follow their faith blindly and dont know the true meaning of it.... Why dont you take some advise from your fellow christian and "love thy enemy". The last time i checked only your so called God has the right to pass judgement so step off!!!

Blaise said...

you poorly represent god,
how can you judge someones faith?
psi energy exist, it is physical and you interact with it everyday, thats the way god made it.

Christopher said...

It's actually quite easy to judge another person's faith. I don't know why you have boundary issues with this. Am I supposed to ignore the religious properties of the 9/11 attacks? Just because it is "religion".

We're talking inevitably about philosophies here and I'll judge however the fuck I feel like.

Eat shit Hippie. And yes, Chakras are fuckin' retarded.