There are plenty of great reasons to surrender to God, but the top 5 reasons are more than enough to illustrate in my post. I was actually discussing this a little with my friends at Church and this was the consensus.
5. Accepted by Society
Following the group that all of America respects is very important. If you look at other groups like Atheists, Mormons and Gays, they are not respected or trusted by society.
4. It's Correct
This is the easiest reason to surrender to God. You don't have to believe in crazy atheist theories like "evolution" and "science", you just follow the King James Bible and live by the facts within.
3. Protection From Evil Spirits
There has been a long battle between God and Lucifer to gain control of the people on the Earth. Lucifer is constantly trying to corrupt people, so God sends Guardian Angels to protect the people that have surrendered to Him. People like Atheists, Mormons and Gays fall under the influence of evil spirits.
2. Heaven
Heaven is the greatest place that a person can spend an eternity. The only purpose of this life is to surrender to God and you'll be rewarded with an eternity in Heaven.
1. Hell
Hell is the horrible kingdom of Lucifer. Torture and burning in a lake of fire is your fate for not surrendering to God. Hell is home to such people as John F. Kennedy, Hitler and Ghandi.
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Top 5 Reasons to Surrender to God
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Posted by Christopher at 1:48 PM
Labels: christian, christianity
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Come on now, the joke has gone too far. It scares me that there are people like you on this planet. Thankfully I live in Britain, a country where crazy religious arseholes such as your 'good' self don't spread their hateful propaganda to such an extent. I feel sorry for any Americans living in red states. i love how your number one reason to 'surrender' (as one might to an evil, tyrannical regime) to god is a poor attempt at scaring people. Sort of shows that the fundemental flaw in your argument is that you don't really have an argument at all, does it not?
As much as I think you are a complete fuckwitt, I'll be back quite regularly, just to see if you are just joking with everyone and we can all have a big laugh, instead of it just being us normal folk laughing at your expense.
I wish God were alive to read this site...
OMG WTF It's true now I see the light!!
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