The Spice Girls Are Conservative

The Spice Girls are truly a media icon of conservative values that are helping change the world for the better.

The Spice Girls originally formed in London in 1994. They produced smash hit after smash hit making them virtual overnight stars. Their popularity came from their wholesome Christian conservative lyrics promoting heterosexuality and love of God. In 2001, the group members split up to pursue their own solo careers. But as of June 2007, I'm happy to announce they're back together promoting their Christian conservative songs for all the world to hear.

Christian Conservative Lyrics
If you listen to their new smash hit "Headlines" you'll hear the God loving lyrics:

To go beyond the surface, to reach into your soul
This love is not demanding, my heart has told me so
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I wanna tell the world I’m giving it all to you
The best things suddenly happen when you are here
And if I lost my way you’d carry me home
Take me all the way to heaven

Promoting Heterosexuality
If you were to poll 10 guys that went to a Spice Girls concert, they'd tell you that they're more heterosexual after they leave. Who wouldn't? Heterosexuality is the promotion of the Spice Girls. As you can see from the picture above, they're telling their audience that relationships should be between man and woman. You see a healthy man woman relationship with Victoria and David Beckham promoting heterosexuality.

Sporty Spice
Sporty spice promotes having male children join contact sports to build up manliness and beat out the homosexuality that may have been ingested with night lights.

I encourage everyone to go out and buy the new Spice Girls album and help promote Christianity and Conservatism to the younger generation out there.