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Should Atheism Be Illegal?

Saturday, January 26, 2008

I think that is a strong yes! People seem to think I'm some intolerant religious nut. I'm really not. I think in a perfect world we all just believe in what we want, but the world isn't perfect, we have children to raise. Children are being influenced and atheism is turning them to drugs, homosexuality and other Godless behavior. I think atheists just need to go back to France and they can live their sinful life there.

"I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." - President George W. Bush

Punishment For Atheism
I have put much thought into the proper punishment for atheist behavior and I seem to come to the same conclusion. They should spend the same time in jail as a rapist or child molester. Atheists practice the same things on a child's mind and that's what they deserve.

Purity Tests
I think it is essential that the government randomly tests people to see if they're atheists. This should be a simple quiz asking about God and things like that. Some trick questions should be asked too. Here is an example, courteous of a comment on this site: "Can god create a stone so big that even he can't lift it?" The only answer to this question is that God would just move the universe around this stone. Simple, logical answer. Most atheists can't answer that. An atheist would answer it like, "the force needed to lift this stone is directly proportional to gravity, therefore God would make the stone in a gravity free area, allowing him to lift it". It's very easy to spot the false atheist theories of "science".

I think this will definitely help move America in a better direction. Our children will be able to grow up straight and God loving.

101 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think you are JUST some intolerant religious nut, I think you are truly mentally challenged

Anonymous said...

Your ignorant comments will never cease to amaze and amuse me.

Anonymous said...

... you disgust me.

Anonymous said...

So do I.

Get help quick. Please. You will help people around you.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing is that I can't tell if you're serious or not.

Anonymous said...

you get that France is an extremely religious country...right? Oh, and that violating the Constitution by testing people's "purity" does not make you a patriot. It simply makes you intolerant of, well you know, everything.

Anonymous said...

Religion is a mental illness. I wish you well in your recovery.

Anonymous said...

You are like many people in the world. You think you know the book by reading the cover. Its called freedom of speech AND religion. Learn it.

Tomwarduk said...

o.0 WTF!?

Anonymous said...

Please... tell me this is a joke, a sick twisted joke. What does FRANCE have to do with Atheists? And guess what, it's not Atheism that makes kids do drugs, it's lack of education, or improper parenting, you can't blame something like that on Atheism, that's like me deciding to blame every stupid person in existence on Christianity (Not that that's a long shot). In the end, if I go to jail for being Atheist, you should go to jail for being a discriminatory [Insert Choice Explicit Word Here].

Moral Atheist said...

I agree with him. You are retarded.

Anonymous said...

LOL

best joke ever!

Anonymous said...

"I think atheists just need to go back to France and they can live their sinful life there."

First off, atheism didn't even start in France. There's been traced writings of atheism tracing back to ancient Greece, and oldest documented case was in India 600BC, before the founding of France.

These are religious people, who's done drugs, and or hired prostitutes in the past. Jim Bakker, George W. Bush (Cocaine), Larry Craig, Newt Gingrich, Ted Haggard, Jimmy Swaggart, Rush Limbaugh, etc... the list is endless. As you can see being religious or even coming from a religious background does not make your more moral. What's about Carl Rove? He's been on the conservative side for a while, yet hides the fact that he's agnostic.

As for the picture, what's wrong with dressing up as the Colonel? He made some really good chicken.

"The only answer to this question is that God would just move the universe around this stone. "
No, that's not the only answer. God could always destroy the stone and recreate it at the place he wanted the stone to be at.

Also your gravity explanation just makes no sense. No right minded scientist would use that logic to explain how the Earth can be moved since a stone that large would exert it's own mass. It's the same reason why a nuclear explosion does not exert enough force to move the Earth. A better answer from an Atheist would be, "If God existed, he would increase his mass exponentially so his force would be greater than that of the force from the stone exerted against him"

All this ignorant post from you just brings up one clear issue. You're not using God's gift properly. He gave us a brain so we could use it for the better, you clearly aren't using it at all.

Charsi said...

this has to be a joke. if it isnt, well..there should be laws against retards like this posting their crap and influencing the minds of people who dont know better

Anonymous said...

Reading some of these comments is a real joy. Please, people, count to ten, relax, read this blog again, and ask yourself if you still find it impossible that Conservatipedia might be just a little bit tongue-in-cheek...

Rooty the Pie said...

Is this a joke?

Booshy said...

I am an Atheist, and for me, whether this is meant as tongue in cheek or not is a non issue. It may well be meant in that way, but it states that Atheists can be compared to rapists and child molestors and this is in itself an extremely offensive comment.

It would seem that we are an easy target. There are vulnerable people who would come across this and become rather distressed.

I would suggest you havnt thought of people who have been abused, you havnt thought about the feelings of people with all sorts of issues, and you certainly havnt thought about the feelings of those you lampoon.

This is simply distasteful and ignorant. Whether this is irony or not does not matter, the fact that these views have been stated so black and whitely is an afront to people who are openminded, whether religious or not.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever heard of that thing called separation of church and state? From the First Amendmend of the United States Constitution "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof . . . ." so your suggestion is not only xenophobic, hateful and ignorant but also unconstitutional.

Oh also I love how you needed 21 days to think of this ridiculous answer to the question asked here.

Conservatipedia said...

"Oh also I love how you needed 21 days to think of this ridiculous answer to the question asked here."

Actually the comment was made 4 days ago. I usually have a queue of posts lined up, so I answered it the next day. Thanks for playing. You've really shown the degree of your liberal retardation.

Anonymous said...

Just try to arrest me for being rational - I'll kick you square in the nuts.

atheist bloke said...

This is actually a joke isn't it? I'm glad somebody stumbled this under the Atheist tag so I could find it. The right wing never ceases to amuse, astound and infuriate me. Keep up the good ignorance you fuckwitt.

You are an idiot, and should be buried alive said...

Read the 1st Amendment of the CONSTITUTION. You are too fucking biased to even exist in this country.

We are allowed which-ever religion or lack thereof in that amendment.

Because of this amendment, Bush should not have said that atheist comment; I also coubt that he did.

Adam said...

All this will do, is create more hatred toward Christian bothers and sisters. You have to win hearts and minds. Not force, God gave us free will for a reason.

Anonymous said...

guys, you must be americans because this is clearly satire, oh and the person who said it's evil even if it is satire, do you just not understand the concept of free speech, or do you just think it is a bad idea? really you should learn to just laugh at people who say things like this

Anonymous said...

Well, seeing as how I'm an atheist, I can honestly say that I love to do nothing more than rape and pillage the minds of the youth. In fact, I consider it somewhat of a pass time. After all, if I wasn't infesting your children's brains with my rhetoric, you'd have no one to blame things on. Without the scapegoat--sacrificial lamb--how can purity and Christian righteousness prevail? So may the blaming persist!

In all serious, I don't think too highly of this reverence for the youth or "our children" as you so lovingly put it. I think our species should simply abstain from procreating at all because our feeble monkey brains obviously can't handle living in a Godless world.

zach said...

i love how half the people are pissed off, and the other half get the joke

Anonymous said...

You are a intolerant bigot and a fascist. You are anti-first amendment and you belong in an asylum.

Anonymous said...

Seriously. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! You best friends with Hitler or some shit? Really, I feel sorry for you and all the poor ignorant bastards who believe this shit.

Anonymous said...

I hope someone beats you up, and you have to be cared for by a gay atheist doctor who just had a sexchange.

Anonymous said...

O RLY?

Anonymous said...

I get the joke...but...are you trying to sabotage Mel Gibson?

Anonymous said...

I smoked your son out on some fire bud.

Uncle Dave said...

Yeah. Atheism definitely should be illegal. People who think for themselves destroy the peace and tranquility that would otherwise exist in the world.

Folks should just accept what they're told by obviously decent chaps who wear silly clothes to demonstrate their humility.

I think I should hand myself in to the police right now, better still: This is a citizen's arrest! OUCH! Get your hands off yourself.....

Anonymous said...

When I first read the title of this article I thought you were on the right track. However, the punishment you advocate for atheists is clearly lacking. About the same time as a rapist or child molester? The doctrine preached by atheists leads to nothing but the destruction of the eternal soul, a crime which any pious and compassionate Christina would agree is worse than murder. For this, the only rational penalty for atheism is the death penalty, accompanied by damnation to hell by a presiding minister.

Your failure to recognize the truth of this shows that you are clearly just a tool of the liberal media. You clearly do not respect the religious freedom of the honest Christian man to raise his children in a country free of immoral atheists - you should take a long look in the mirror.

Anonymous said...

That quote was said by George H. W. Bush, not Dubya.

Anonymous said...

"Children are being influenced and atheism is turning them to drugs, homosexuality and other Godless behavior." this website so shit. i would love to see the police enforce this. lol.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It is DEFINITELY a joke. Or perhaps we should refer to Poe's law? (Wikipedia it)

Anonymous said...

What I really don't understand is your inability to leave the rest of us to live our lives in peace. If our beliefs get us thrown in hell, then it's no skin off your nose is it?

I hope you realize that you are actually talking about real people who have the same feelings, just not the same beliefs that you do. If you of George H. W. Bush said the same things about most other groups (like Jews, African Americans, or anyone) you would be up the creek without a paddle in terms of the response. Everyone would castrate you (figuratively).

American laws and policy are supposed to be based on the Constitution which explicitly says that there is to be not only separation of church and state, but in the Bill of Rights gives Americans freedom of religion (which also implies the freedom to be non-religious).

What you really need to support is a program that will teach children morals for the sake of being caring human beings, not just because they think they'll be rewarded in the afterlife. Kindness is its own reward, regardless of your religious views.

Anonymous said...

There is no hope for you. You are incurably ignorant. One thing about self righteous, religious bigots; they are consistently hypocrites. I understand this is the only way you can temporarily feel better about yourself.

Chess Stud said...

It appears no one seems to understand satire here. I would recommend the majority of users here to buy farms and become peasants as they clearly possess no intellect.

Robert G. said...

well first of all u just qouted bush like he actually knows what hes talking about that alone tell me me u arent very intellegent and on another note the only reason i belive in god is because i see the universe like this theres planets solar systems and living beings something made it and rather that thing be a explosion a entity or watever thats what i see as god the thing that started it all for all i know god very may have well been a big explosion and if that did start every thing thats what i would see as god the creator or even the creation itself

Charles said...

I'm fairly certain that picture was stolen from landoverbaptist.org (or vise versa)

Anonymous said...

I just love the comment that asks about separation of church and state and then goes on to correctly quote the first amendment, which says nothing about separation church and state

Anonymous said...

If God chose not to force those He had created to believe in Him, who are humans to try?

Nikolai said...

Guys, have you considered that the intent of this article may have been satirical rather than absolutely sincere? I mean, maybe I'm reading in too deeply, but the tone seems hardly to be that of a genuine policy proposal.

Josh said...

LMAO!

checkard151 said...

You know what? Im a atheist. I live in the United States. First of all that is going against the right of speech and religion! Secondly i don't do drugs or violent acts, I do good things for the community. Sure I bet there are violent and drug addicted atheists, but there are violent and drug addicted christians/ other religions too! Can't we all just be at peace and respect other peoples religions?!?!

Anonymous said...

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with America?

Man you guys make me laugh, not everyone believes in your bullshit archaic gods, get over it.

cl-beer said...

Perhaps you should give it a catchy name: perhaps an inquisition?

Anonymous said...

If anyone needs to be put in prision, it's you.

Anonymous said...

I'm very happy there are people like you to make Theists look worse. You sound like your kinda delusional.

And not just that your hear a voice telling you what to do. If all the nontheists disappeared might as well kiss modern medicine good bye.

I for one welcome our new dark age overlords.

Anonymous said...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

wycito said...

Seriously thats got to be a joke, religion and the believes of gods is the bottom line of every single massacre in mankind's history.

Anonymous said...

I am an aethiest, I do not take drugs, believe in bein decent to fellow human beings and do not steal.

I seriously resent the claim that as an atheist I am somehow impure and should be treated the same as a rapist or child molester. May I remind you of the high number of so called Christian church goers that have abused children.

Your religion says "thou shalt not judge" yet here you are passing the most offensive judgements against people who have chosen not to believe in something that has never been proved.

I do not judge you - I respect your right to believe, kindly do the same for those of us who do not share that belief.

Anonymous said...

Jeez you guys...read this stuff! It's ridiculous and hilarious! Just enjoy it!

Admin said...

Yeah.... you didn't even get the quote right. It wasn't the second Bush, it was the first, and he was not president when he said it, despite you attributing the quote to 'President' Bush.

Oh, you need comment moderation? Afraid of freedom of speech and thought are we? Do you even know what thought is?

Why is it that even though you moderate comments (which means you've most likely read all of them), you have failed to fix the quote in your post, even though I am not the first poster to point it out to you?

Colin said...

you guys fucking suck at understanding sarcasm. he is mocking conservative religious idiots. god damnit i hate the internet

Vivek said...

i am an atheist frm india

the world would be better off without this stupid imaginary cocept called god

god should be banned that is the solution

Anonymous said...

You cannot have a rational argument w/ someone who is indoctrinated by an irrational belief system (religion)


It's cute when kids believe in santa,but it's truly sad when so many "adults" need their own personal santa Learn to accept reality, and if you're not willing to do that, at least accept that there are those of us who do see things for what they are, and do use our minds.

Anonymous said...

You best be trolling. Also, some states in the US have outlawed atheism.

Anonymous said...

Have your discuss this with your minister? Which is your religion?

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why all you people take this man so seriously that you think it's necessary to post all those comments. Can't you see that this fellow is just jerking around? If he would really believe what he is writing, would he be intelligent enough to even start up his computer? This man is probably laughing his ass off right now, because people take the trouble to comment on his postings on a daily basis, and obviously don't understand that he is just jerking around. I really think this is just a lot of very funny shit. Greetings from holland.

Shawn said...

you said ur not a religious nut...but let me tell u u r a stupid religious nut....simply advocationg for religion....Atheists r nt anti religious we dnt fight against religion, god or any individual for us humanity is god and we consider human relationship to b more imp dn god...if u think we guys being wrong then go spread terror in d name of Allah or torture Muslims at Guantanamo....Get divided and F**k urselvs....atlst sm gys rnt divided yt and plz dnt allienate us....

Anonymous said...

Great job at destroying your own relgion!

Anonymous said...

Well, Im an atheist and I dint felt offended at this at all.
Its just a joke, anyway, and Im not 12 years old: I dont get mad about a post in the Internet.

Anyway, atheists DO are racist and intolerant, even more than religious people, because most of them think that religion is equal to ignorance.

This is not just plain ignorant but also stupid and pretentious.

Why cant anybody just leave alone other people`s beliefs?

Anonymous said...

As a religious, moral person, I say this.


Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

You know what is great? I don't need to use a "god" as an excuse for my good actions as a person. I do good because it is the RIGHT thing to do, not because if I do good deeds I'm going to go to heaven and live on a cloud for all eternity.

Anonymous said...

I write this as an Irreligious Semi-Gothic teen girl with an Athiest father...

...Go preach your horrid was to a freakin' tree.You'll probably kill it, but people won't have to suffer this garbage.I'm not screwed up, I'm perfectly normal. You sir, are not.

Go ahead and use this to show how corrupt kids of Athiests are or how Goths are evil. But if you do that you have to post this first.

JJ Josaeph said...

Anybody with half a brain knows that EVERYBODY who ends up in detox or drug rehab is an atheist. They're 100% atheists when they arrive. The question is,"Do drugs cause atheism?" Or does atheism lead to drug abuse?

Anonymous said...

i cant believe so many retards took this article seriously. It is obviously a joke, you dumbasses.

The enlightment said...

Religion is for the weak-minded. Burn the Bible/Qur'an/Torah!!!!!

Anonymous said...

yes we should ban atheists. They are bad,sick people who are degrading society and contaminating the internet with there evil garbage.

Anonymous said...

atheists are the worst human beings alive today, they are a danger to society and should of eben outlawed,now there damage has been done, they are like asly virus contaminating the world.

Anonymous said...

Atheists have evil in them, as naturally any good person gravitates to a believe in God

Anonymous said...

hahahaha. yeah this guy is entertaining hey? what a joke. i didn't think he was serious but i guess he is. sigh. his loss. hes the one going to wind up a sad and very lonely old man. maybe he feels like this will get him into 'heaven'. haha.

Anonymous said...

OMFG this is bigotry at it's finest. You say we should get jailtime for informing our kids of fact and science. If anything, you are the ones feeding your child BS propaganda and manipulating them to believe it. Give me a break.

mary said...

please say this isn't a joke! love how the godless liberals hide behind the 1st amendment! read history freaks: it is applied to christians fleeing the church of england! ATHEISM ISN"T A RELIGION!

Anonymous said...

I guess this is satire, huh? At least I hope so.

Anonymous said...

Ok, who actually thinks this guy is being serious really needs to get a sense of humor. It's so obvious that this is a satire but people are still taking him seriously.

Phoenix Knight said...

The only reason I recognized this as satire is because of what's in the address bar: www.conservaTIpedia
Otherwise I would NOT be able to tell the difference, even with my past as an evangelical christian.
That should tell everyone how messed up the real christian fundies are!

tehsusenoh said...

Poe's Law.

Uncleiroh13 said...

Cant tell if troll

Or just stupid ಠ_ಠ

Either way it made me lol.

Nick said...

Ahahahahaahha!!! This is great! So funny!

JP From Virgina said...

I thank the Founding Fathers for their wisdom in developing a constitution that both grants the right to create a post like this and guarantees that we, as Americans, will NEVER be subjected to such intolerance, ignorance, or extremism.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!? This website is the most retarded fucking thing I have ever seen. Get a life you bunch of inbred, redneck ass-wipes.
Yours truly,
An intelligent human being

Anonymous said...

i agree with this completely atheism is a disease that needs to be gotten rid of

Anonymous said...

I guess OP really is a faggot...
with love from 4chan.

Anonymous said...

I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU

Baal Perazim (The LORD of Breakthrough) said...

That should be it for those atheists. Atheism is so dangerous, I don't know how most people are tolerating it. Wait, let me answer that: most of those people don't have a brain to think with. Do not charge them as rapists and molesters, charge them as terrorists. They are Anti-American anyway.

Anonymous said...

Its sad how you quoted George W. Bush, one of the worst presidents of all time; heck, he is right up there with Dan Quayle, one of the dumbest men in this nation's history... Example Example Example...

1. "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." Dan Quayle

2. "Add one little bit on the end... Think of 'potato', how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya' go... all right!" --"correcting" a student's correct spelling of the word "potato" during a spelling bee at an elementary school (he told the student to add an "e" at the end - Dan Quayle

3. "It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago." Dan Quayle

4. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."


And now for Bush's dumbass quotes

1. "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." --on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina George W. Bush

2. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." --as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002 George W. Bush

3. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson George W. Bush

Now, it isnt smart to quote idiots, because you then look like the said idiot


---- Anonymous New Ager

Anonymous said...

You are, without a doubt, one of the stupidest people I've ever come across. Had it not been for atheists, we'd all still be living as they did in the Dark Ages. I simply do not have enough time or energy to correct every one of your ridiculous comments. Your childish, nonsensical rants make me sick --- it is you, and others like you, who are responsible for all that is wrong with the world as it stands today.

Anonymous said...

No. But religion should be ridiculed.

Snowbrush said...

"Children are being influenced and atheism is turning them to drugs, homosexuality and other Godless behavior."

It's sad that so many people have criticized you so harshly for demonstrating God's love by trying to protect children from sexual predators and drug dealers (which most atheists are). The problem is that prisons are already overcrowded. I would propose as an alternative that we castrate atheists, take away such children as they already have, and confiscate their property, so that they will be forced to turn to the love of God's people for support, and thereby come to accept Jesus as their savior.

ukrainewomen said...

I'm an atheist and and think this article is hilarious.

Thanks for the entertainment :)

Anonymous said...

Of course not. The Constitution guarantees freedom of religion. You can piss and moan all you want about how you think atheists are "immoral" because they have a different set of beliefs from you. And I hope you know that Allah and God are the same god. It's because of intolerant religious folk such as you that people are beginning to hate religion more and more as time progresses. I bet that you're from the South, because it's a theocratic society where the people believe that Jesus picked Americans to be the people to wipe out "queers, non-believers, and brown people". I bet that any sex you had was sex that you didn't consent to. And if you think that homosexuality is a choice, you're wrong. It's a choice to have sex with a person of the same sex, but not for a person to be attracted to a person of the same sex. You also seem to be virulently Francophobic. There's a reason why French schools are doing better than American schools in the South. It's because French schools don't bash their students' heads with a Bible. You can shove the damn Bible up your ass, because even Jesus knows that your behavior is un-Christian.

an athiest said...

this is stupid. i'm not an adult and i'm atheist. atheism isn't bad people are entitled to their own opinions. your a huge nut. i'm strait but gays are fine with me. atheists are nothing like molesters or rapists. a really dumb religious belief is creationism. THERE IS CARBON DATING TO PROVE THE UNIVERSE AND EARTH ARE OLDER THAN 6000 YEARS! and how could a senior citizen build an ark and round 2 of EVERY animal. technically that includes plants and individual cells! and if god loves everyone how could he allow such terrible things and people like ed gein or bin laden? poverty hunger homelessness drugs war! if god loves all that stuff shouldn't be. and if god wants to be worshipped what is the reason? sounds like he's full of himself if he wants to be worshipped. some good reasons that god is fake and athiesm is good. :) You disgust me……..

Edward Brand said...

Surely this is a parody? Some funny satirical joke? That's the way I'm going to take it, in which case it's quite humorous. If it's the true option of an individual, then I'm still laughing, that something so trivial as a lack of faith in deities upsets you so much, and that you'll never be happy. Win win really

Anonymous said...

Atheists are less likely to commit crime or to be involved with drugs or substance abuse

Christopher said...

What a useless statement?

Where is your source, faggot?

Anonymous said...

Why do people think that atheists are evil druggies that want to destroy the world? That's simply not true. As Baron d'Holbach said(in 1772): "All children are born Atheists; they have no idea of God." (the only people causing issues are the conservative Catholics who think that anybody who doesn't fit into society perfectly, they should be burned at the stake. Also, homosexual people don't choose to be homosexual. It's a perfectly natural thing. For instance, most children don't need glasses, but some kids, for perfectly natural reasons, need them, so we should get rid of them?

Anonymous said...

I hope that all of these angry comments are jokes, and that the majority of this comment section is actually just some kind of meta-satire poking fun at people who lack the intelligence to understand satire. If this is the case then I am the fool.