Night Lights Turn Children Gay

There was a time back before the light bulb was created, a time when children slept in the dark. In those days no one was gay. There was no bisexuality. There was no bicurious or transgender or hermaphrodites or homosexuals. All that existed was the moral and natural heterosexuality.

In the last 50 years the night light, designed completely for the person scared of the dark, has taken the place of teaching children to sleep in the dark. With these lights on all night, our children have been sissified. Due to night lights, society is producing more limp wrists, lisps and other homosexual characteristics more then ever before. It is an epidemic.

The Epidemic
In the last 10 years more people are coming out as homosexuals than ever before. Despite the recent societal acceptance of gays, it can all trace back to childhood. God doesn't create gay people, so it's obviously something we do as we raise children. I am very confident night lights are to blame. Children used to sleep in the dark. There was no fear of going to bed. Children today are scared senseless and boys act feminine.

A lot of the problem could be about the subliminal gay messages I was talking about. Toys are another big thing. Back in the day children used to play outside with BB Guns. Today kids play with stuffed animals and that homosexual Spongebob Squarepants.

Children also play inside all day long on the computer. No parent could watch their children all day long. Atheist predators are waiting on the internet to get these kids and show them sick disgusting pictures of graphic homosexuality.

But it all starts with the night lights. If, as a society, we didn't baby children with night lights, they would be stronger and more confident. They wouldn't be sissified and wanting to play with stuffed animals. They would be outside with a BB gun shooting seagulls and squirrels.