Atheists Are Out To Get Your Children

Atheists suffer from the disease of hating life. They hate themselves and blame God for their misery. They lash out and lash out at the weak. Their number one target is a child. This is why I'm writing a guide to help parents properly train and protect their children from Atheist Predators, like Atheist Penn Jillette in that picture. Atheists try to use the power of logic and reason to attack a child's mind and brainwash it for their own selfish purpose.

Atheist Predator Registry
As you know there is a Sexual Predator Registry that alerts people in a community when a sex offender is moving in. The problem is that our Atheist government won't do the same for Atheists. But you and your community can do this privately without the consent of government. Organize community meetings with members you know are religious and tell them to keep an eye out for the Atheists in the community. Once you have a list of people, you can tell your children to stay away from them.

How to spot an Atheist
It isn't that hard. These are the people that look pissed off all the time. They rarely ever smile(except when viewing something immoral) and never have any religious friends. As you will be at Church on Sunday, you'll need a camera to record your neighbors to see if they're still at home. If they're at home, you got an Atheist.

Cats
Atheists tend to have Cats as pets, since cats have no souls. They will never have a dog, because Dogs do goto heaven and they don't believe in that.

Drills
You have to have your children immediately respond to an Atheist. If your child sees an Atheist, they need to run away and tell an adult that believes in God. Let your children know who believes in God before hand. If your child cannot get away, they must not talk to the Atheist. The more you talk to an Atheist, the more they'll talk back. Most importantly you need to teach your children not to listen to Atheists ever. Atheists will try their hardest to make your children neglect God and the words of God. This can lead to drugs, premarital sex and homosexuality.

With these points you should be able to teach your children enough, so the Atheists can't convert them. If you don't think Atheists are all that bad, I'll leave you with an Atheist past time, sending sick pictures over the internet to children, like goatse and fecal japan. Don't ever let your children view them.