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Thursday, October 31, 2013

This site is a joke. No one took the time to look at the source code of this website to see the "Poe's Law" in it. It was fun doing it for about the first year I did it and I lost the time to really update it.

So this is the last post. Letting you know.

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It was fun. Hope you enjoyed.


Just to expand a little bit. My views were my own. I like to mix in a little taste of my belief and mix it up. Some of what I wrote, is my honest belief. Other stuff just a Poeic view.

My target was the religious right, and being an atheist conservative I felt I could come at it from a unique perspective. Over the time I started my blog my political philosophy evolved and grew, which may reflect in a differing of the way I presented views as things went along.

I had a poor view of George W. Bush in 2008, but I've grown to really like his Presidency... yeah, if you don't like it, tough.

Karl Rove isn't that bad of a guy. He's not superman, so liberals don't have to get all spooked.

Ron Paul is and always will be a piece of shit.

Israel is the only civilized country in the Middle East and needs to be supported/defended from those that seek it's destruction.

Politics are important, but really having a constant focus on it sucks. Life just ticks by and do you want your legacy to be that you pissed and moaned on the internet about a politician?

So, that's all I really need to say.

Top 5 Ways to Stop Iran From Getting Nukes

Saturday, February 16, 2013

I think for the most part we can all agree that Iran is a problem, unless you're some pathetic liberal or some Ron Paul supporter. Pacifists and pussies are really the people that are making this situation grave. Okay, we get it. You're not looking for a war, but you don't seem to want anything at all to deal with the problem. Nothing, nada, nill.

Well, here are 5 ways to take care of this Iranian problem and their state sponsored terrorism without actually invading the country.

5. True Sanctions

When I say true sanctions, I'm not talking about the economic ones that come with an organization like the United Nations. I'm talking about a real sanction where nothing goes in or out of the country. This requires a lot of military might on all borders.

This is probably about the least likely way to solve the problem because of the France like countries in this world that thinks it's cruel. You'd never be able to implement it, but at least from an ideal position it would work quite well.

4. Infiltrate and Sabotage

This is happening right now. Or at least I hope it's happening right now, but it's hard to say with Obama running this country. I know that Israel is doing the right thing with assassinating nuclear scientists. Despite what all the terrorist apologists and pussies in the world have to say, Israel seems to be the only one that gives a shit about the civilized world.

Iran is a country that talks about the return of the Caliphate. The quest for nuclear weapons goes much more theocratically than a normal person would think. When was the last time you heard CNN talk about Iran and the return of the Caliphate? How many of you know what the hell the Caliphate is?

3. Assassinate leaders

It's not like we need a big expensive war to take care of the problems of Iran. Assassinating the right people goes along way. A bullet in the skull of Ali Khamenei (Supreme Ruler of Iran) and Mahmoud Ahmandinejad (President) costs very little to actually do. And we would be doing something good for the world.

2. Strategic air assaults, constantly

Before US ground troops entered Iraq, there was Shock and Awe. This was essentially a constant air assault 24 hours straight hitting very strategic targets. Imagine doing that without sending in ground troops. We do Shock and Awe 24 hours a day for a month. This is enough to bring the regime to its knees.

We don't have to invade. We just destroy everything government related, military related and anything that would be used as a means for attacking (strategic bridges for example). Again, no invasion required. We don't even need to do regime change. But Iran will learn that it has lost its sovereignty. And by the way, it lost its sovereignty a long time ago.

1. Nuke them

Nuking them is sort of similar to number 2, except we are going to do something a little different. Before you bleeding hearts start pissing and moaning, I'm not saying that nuking them is actually worth it. Honestly, I think the best weapon used to complete the objective should be used. If a nuclear weapon  can be used to complete an objective. We should use it.


As you can see, we have a number of options available to us that we can use to stop Iran which doesn't involve a long drawn out invasion. I realize the bleeding hearts will still piss and moan because nothing would make them happier than a nuclear Iran, especially after they "wipe Israel off the map", but the sooner you realize that Iran can only be dealt with force - the better.

Did you get a Job Yet? Damn Hipsters

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I think I'm one of the few conservative bloggers on the internet that doesn't actually think that Obama ruined the economy. Sure, I don't agree with his muslim economic policies or his view of "social justice", but is he really the problem?

There is this political dogma many people hold that is quite damaging. The idea is that if your economic and political policies aren't put in place exactly as you want to see them, the end of the world is coming. This is probably most evidently seen by libertarians and their false prophet Ron Paul. They'll piss and moan about the the need to eliminate taxes entirely, legalizing drugs and creating a foreign policy of surrender. It could be the idiotic paleoconservatism of Ron Paul, but it seems to have infested libertarians as a whole. I'm getting off topic though.

So who's really destroying the economy?

It's the very people that voted for Obama. We're talking about the lazy, pieces of shit, hipsters that are too high and mighty to get a job. They have a very simple core philosophy: the world owes me. They're college educated losers. Pure losers. They spend more time dicking around on Reddit instead of looking for a job. They like to drink expensive coffee served to them from a "barista" while they sit in a comfy chair and pull out their Apple product to write a short story or book, but only really socialize and try to look cool.

If this is you, you're a loser. The barista is just a loser jockeying a cash register, the only difference is that this person actually has a job. You don't though because you're a lazy sack of shit. You have a university education in "Arts", which just means you paid $100k for a large single sheet of toilet paper.

And suddenly the world owes you something.

You're not special. Your new iPhone 5 doesn't impress people. The screen play or novel you're writing doesn't impress anyone, because you don't have enough ambition to finish it. If only success was as simple as pulling out your credit card at your local Apple store, you'd be successful ten times over. But alas, the world doesn't work that way.

There is only one thing that is guaranteed in life; your parents and Jesus will love you. Beyond that you're on your own. The economy doesn't give a shit about you. President Obama doesn't give a shit about you. You're certainly not owed anything. So what are you going to do about it?

Do you want to write? Than write.
Do you want to build? Than build.
Are you overweight? Get to the gym.
Are you shy talking to people? Go to Toastmasters.
Want to travel into orbit? Get your ass into school taking hard science.

The problem is that you're too proud and too lazy. You think you're such a nice person? No one cares. A good father? Go play with your kids. Are you creative? Fuck off.

The only thing the economy cares about is what you can produce. Your university education in "Arts" doesn't impress an employer. Aside from high school drop outs, I'm not exactly sure who would be impressed with that. Your problem is that you have nothing to produce. You're nothing of value. You're a loser. Even when you try to produce something that you think you're really good at, you never finish. Why? You're lazy. There's no other word to use. You have food stamps, and have the internet. You do nothing with your day, except feeling like you're owed something and that a big injustice has been done to you.

Get a job. Seriously. Help fix the economy and get off your high horse. Get a fucking job and do something with your life because your framed Arts degree doesn't mean shit. It's actually more of a disgrace since it lets everyone know that you actually paid a lot of money to be a loser.

How to Cure Your Homosexual Son or Daughter

Saturday, January 5, 2013

I get a lot of email and comments every day on this site, though I may not update it as often as I should. For those of you that have read my bio, you've learned that I've worked with my local church in the past curing the confusion and sin of homosexuality.

People assume that this site just generates hate mail, but I have to say the most common email I receive is from a parent looking for guidance on their child. "My son listens to Justin Beiber." "My daughter seems very flirty with her girl friends." These are real concerns for a parent. If you don't want your children burning in hell and genuinely care about their souls you'll protect them from the sin of homosexuality.

You have to remember, as a Christian parent, that it isn't your fault. We live in a world with subliminal homosexual propaganda in television, newspapers and on the internet (which seems to consume a teenagers life). There is a constant war going on for your child's mind. If it isn't the atheists on the attack, it's the homosexuals pushing their "culture" down the throat of every child in America.

Well for those you that just had children, you have to protect them from the ever imposing gay culture because no one else is going to protect them for you. Do you expect a public school teacher to protect them? A filthy, probably atheist, union worker is nothing more than a propagandist trying to teach our children to ignore God, their parents and of good common sense.

Can My Homosexual Child have a Meaningful Life?

If you're child is gay and you're not willing to fix that, they can still have a productive life. And like I've mentioned in the past, gay people should be allowed to serve openly in the army. They don't need the best weapons or body armor. And it's a great way to save a UAV from destruction when we can send in the homosexuals. In fact, I think an army of gays would actually work quite well against Islamic Extremists.

This is probably something you don't want for your child because the only good comes from their death. You should, as a Christian, want your child to be saved by our God.

The solution to homosexuality is God and only God. Your local church should have events for such things. And it's best to consult with them. If they don't, you should probably not being going to that church (most likely infiltrated by liberal pussies that believe in Gods). These events put on by your local church do work. Your son or daughter is designed, by our perfect God, to be attracted to the opposite sex. The gay agenda of indoctrination and propaganda is nothing more than brainwashing. And we just need to erase that.

The most popular organization that does this is Exodus International, so definitely look there if you need additional information.

An Aside:

I want to point out something that may be of a confusing to some people; anal sex is gay whether it is between a man and a woman or a man and a man. A lot of people like to play semantics with this concept like with the definition of homosexual, but there is only one thing to take away from this; you will burn in hell. Your children will burn in hell for this.

It's important that everyone is aware of how rules work. Homosexual acts are homosexual. That's the sin of it.

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

Atheist Filth Find My Site

Monday, January 30, 2012

Apparently the filthy atheists at Reddit (click here) have found my site. I knew that they'd throw around their slander (slander of God) and that is to be expected from the filth ideology of atheism.

This site presents very factual and meaningful arguments, so I'm sure I'll be able to convert a few of these sinners. If I can turn homosexuals into heterosexuals, I can easily convert some weak minded atheists.

More Fagmail

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Yes I'm still around and I probably will end up writing some more posts when I have the time. Mel Gibson keeps us pretty busy.

But I did get a little fag mail from another Canadian.

from: Travis Fleming
date: Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 1:04 PM
subject: deadsite

I've noticed you haven't updated your shitstain flamebait blog in over a year.Finally realize that you have no life and no friends?
I found this one particularly funny because this person assumes that if I'm not on the internet writing blog posts, I must not have a life and have no friends. This is pure Canadian logic. His IP#, which shows this faggot is from Winnipeg, one of the worst places to live in all of Canada.


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

So, I haven't written in a while because I've been pretty busy working with God and the Tea Parties. But occasionally get great emails from people saying very rude things. The funny thing is that it says more about the person sending the email. Here's the latest one:

lucille wilson
date Wed, Sep 8, 2010 at 2:43 PM
hide details 2:43 PM (3 hours ago)
conservative? LMMFAO you should look up the word @ dictionary . com not wikipedia!

You have 48 hours to remove the burning canadian flag from your shitty site!

You can be a smart man and do this ooooorrrrrrrr!

I can back door your site. remove you from ownership and then remove the content in question myself and take over this site!

Its not a threat i don`t say things i can`t follow through on!

toodles lil idiot! By the way Hows that nigger working out in the white house? Oooops oh yeah hes fucking up left right and center i wonder if they will want the nobel medal and cash prize back now that they see he`s a bigger fuck up then bush!!!

Since we have a bad ass "hacker" that sends a threat before actually doing anything, I don't expect much. It's not like I don't have his IP # ( and other information to report him with, if need be. But I have a real present for him (or her).