Time to Invade Venezuela

I think we have waited long enough while that evil dictator Hugo Chavez becomes more and more dangerous each day. This guy is a lunatic and I've been foaming at the mouth since he used the military to STEAL the oil fields away from American oil companies.

The US Government Should Protect Americans

American owned oil companies were stolen in Venezuela. These owners invested billions of dollars into them and this crook sends the military in to steal them. In my eyes, this is an act of war.

Socialist Idiot

This guy is an open socialist. We all know what South American socialists are like. Che Guevara, indiscriminate execution of people for thought crimes. It's some really sick shit. Chavez is a big friend of Castro. He helps fund terrorist organizations all over South America, most of which are in Columbia. He has been an active supporter of Saddam Hussein and has been getting weapons from Russia.

American Liberals Love Him

For some damn reason, people like him. Someone criticizes him down there, he cries they're planning a coup, and eliminates their medium for talking (television, radio, etc). One day Chavez decided to just declare that people had to spy on each other or goto jail.

But that's "cool".

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I think it's time we invade Venezuela and remove this lunatic from power. We can rebuild the country on a foundation of freedom and the American way. Than we can have another capitalist country join the first world.

Yoga is Gay

Yoga is gay, like it is really fucking gay. Just look at the picture above. What does it symbolize? A fucking heliocentrism atheist gay doctrine to their God "Mother Nature".

Yoga is starting to really infest America and it is sickening me. It used to be contained to all the fags in Europe and the rest of France, but all the liberals are getting it over here.

You can't have a person doing yoga, unless they're a narcissist. They just have to tell people. "Oh , I was just doing some YOGA. Yeah, I'm very new age. I'm going to get acupuncture." Here's a news flash fag, no one cares. You can prance around in your tights or "yoga pants" and stretch out your body in another part of the world with the rest of the fags.

Yoga is gay. It is too fuckin' gay for America. It should be banned like the crack because it is bad for people.

America!! Fuck Yeah!!!

Well it is America's birthday today. The best nation on God's planet because we adapt the real principles passed on by him. But this more than just a birthday, but America's victory over the filthy limey bastards in Briton. We won, dicks.

I wanted to take the time to showcase all that makes America great. You should be pumped up from all your Canadian flag burning, so let's get started.

The first reason America is the best in the world is because we're one of the few countries in the world that actually defied the communist metric system. America is so loved and admired by the world, that we should just rename the earth to America. We live in a country where we have privatized media. That means the news I watch is fair and balanced. America is such a great country that traveling outside the USA is liberal anti-Americanism.

In America, we recognize the fact that Texas is the best. We live in a country where filthy Mormons can't be President. We recognize the real facts when it comes to solving the world problem of aids, and that is prayer.

Finally, America is the best country in the whole fucking world because we have the greatest American President in US History, George W. Bush. Wave your flags tall because we're the best. Anyone that questions you is just some self-hating American or some foreigner that desperately wants to come here. We are the best. Fuck Yeah! America is the fucking best.

This July 1st Burn Canada's Flag

Hello Readers,

I'm officially passing an invitation to my tradition ceremony of burning the Canadian flag on July 1st. It is a great way to put down those atheist fag enablers in Canada, and pump up some American spirit for July 4th.

Since America is infested with illegal immigrants from Canada, you'll probably see people watching you. Most people will be good hard working Americans, but at least two or three will be filthy Canadians. You'll probably hear one of them call you a "hoosier".

More proof the ignorant twats of Canada don't speak proper English, the way God intended it to be.

I encourage you to do this in your local town/city in a public place. Invite your friends and really get a crowd going. Offer American food like beer and hotdogs. You can also get creative and have maple syrup bonfires.

Have fun and God bless.

George Carlin: The Filthy Sinner is Dead

God has finally finished off filthy sinner George Carlin. I've been waiting for this along time. He's been cracking his unfunny atheist socialist democratic agenda for too long and I was sick of it.

Another sinner bites the dust.

Hayden Panettiere is a Dolphin Hippy Whore

I know this is sort of late, but I'm sure you've heard of that whore Hayden Panettiere breaking down and crying because she couldn't save "the dolphins". Whan whan whan.

This used to be the delightful little girl that was in Remember The Titans. She grew up into another hippy whore that is destroying America with her slut like behavior.

She is considered a star in the television show Heroes. This has to be the most sinful show I ever seen. Everyone knows that there is only one person that has divine powers and that is Jesus Christ. This show is complete blasphemy for giving these powers to a huge slut bag cheerleader and an Asian. Asian people are the most sinful people around.

Back to the dolphin shit. Panettiere participated tried to disrupt the hunting of dolphins in Japan and ended up getting in a confrontation. Apparently she thought her hippie ideology would be accepted by these people that hunt dolphins because it is part of their culture. After the confrontation she started to cry. Whan whan whan. Than she left the country immediately after. I have to give it to those Japanese fisherman. They sure know how to put hippies in their place.



Oh no Hayden. It's the end of the world. The dolphins are just so damn important. It must of been a big time burning that you immediately went to shore, cried and left the country.

Seriously Hayden, if you're looking for something to save, this is definitely a cause...



Hayden, you're the biggest slut bag whore that came around. You can't whore yourself to dolphins like you care. You're destroying America, you're destroying the fabric of our culture, you're destroying all our little girls and you're destroying my chances of eating gallons of grinded up dolphin meat.

If you aren't convinced this 18 year old slut bag is a huge fucking whore, take a look at this...

BREAKING: Madonna has Aids!

Well, working along side Mel Gibson, I get to hear all the celebrity talk. It's true, Madonna has aids.

I've talked about Madonna before and it seems she's really into the heterosexual anal sex. Anyway, her husband would never do it, but he gave in recently. She's been an aids ridden whore ever since.

Celebrities don't like to release information right away and usually cloak it in innuendos. If you look closely, you can see it. First, she has a new single called "4 Minutes". This signifies that she doesn't have much time left before her aids ridden asshole kills her. You'll also notice that there are rumors that she is divorcing her husband. Well, they're true. She's like a typical whore and can't help it that she got what she deserved.

Madonna has aids and will hopefully be dead and burning in Hell very soon.