More Fagmail

Yes I'm still around and I probably will end up writing some more posts when I have the time. Mel Gibson keeps us pretty busy.

But I did get a little fag mail from another Canadian.

from:		Travis Fleming zinie999@hotmail.com
to:		christopher@conservatipedia.com
date:		Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 1:04 PM
subject:		deadsite

I've noticed you haven't updated your shitstain flamebait blog in over a year.Finally realize that you have no life and no friends?

I found this one particularly funny because this person assumes that if I'm not on the internet writing blog posts, I must not have a life and have no friends. This is pure Canadian logic. His IP# 216.55.208.26, which shows this faggot is from Winnipeg, one of the worst places to live in all of Canada.

I Love HATEMAIL!

So, I haven't written in a while because I've been pretty busy working with God and the Tea Parties. But occasionally get great emails from people saying very rude things. The funny thing is that it says more about the person sending the email. Here's the latest one:


lucille wilson Demon_Hacker_Halen@yahoo.com
to christopher@conservatipedia.com
date Wed, Sep 8, 2010 at 2:43 PM
subject conservatipedia.com
signed-by yahoo.com
hide details 2:43 PM (3 hours ago)
conservative? LMMFAO you should look up the word @ dictionary . com not wikipedia!

You have 48 hours to remove the burning canadian flag from your shitty site!

You can be a smart man and do this ooooorrrrrrrr!

I can back door your site. remove you from ownership and then remove the content in question myself and take over this site!

Its not a threat i don`t say things i can`t follow through on!

toodles lil idiot! By the way Hows that nigger working out in the white house? Oooops oh yeah hes fucking up left right and center i wonder if they will want the nobel medal and cash prize back now that they see he`s a bigger fuck up then bush!!!

Since we have a bad ass "hacker" that sends a threat before actually doing anything, I don't expect much. It's not like I don't have his IP # (74.208.4.194) and other information to report him with, if need be. But I have a real present for him (or her).

I'm Sick of the Internet Sellers

Nothing seems to annoy me more than those asshats that are trying to sell me shit on the internet. I literally get 10 emails an hour in my spam folder. It's just insane because I'm not buying from you. These people are nothing more than vultures and best described as liberals because they'll do just about anything to avoid a real job. You know, the kind where you actually have to do work. Yeah, I said that liberals. You're too lazy for our economy and are pushing us into recessions.

I keep hearing about all these wonderful advertisements telling me about ways to make money online. They'll tell me there are a 1000 ways to make money online and you know what, they don't work. None of them at all work. They're just big wastes of time and energy to fatten someone else's pockets.

I know what you're thinking, "Well Chris, you may be the second coming of Christ, shouldn't you not be getting upset about this?"

You know what it makes me want to do? It makes me want to go all Morgan Freeman on Kathy Baker.



That's right, just the backhand of the century. He doesn't even give her a look to see she learned her lesson. That's what needs to be done. All those spammers (IE: liberals, democrats and greens) need a nice backhand from the government. Just send their ass to jail where they can be repeatedly sodomized and the world would be a better place.

Everyone, including me, are getting sick of all the spam emails telling us how they can be the next internet millionaire making tons of cash. Telling us about their next big thing that is going to teach us all the tricks that made them rich. Yeah, I know when I get rich, I'll be too busy enjoying it to sell you something. I don't care if you're the "Rich Jerk" or the "Rich Janitor". I don't like you. I'm sick of you selling on the internet. And I'm sick of your make money online products that never work.

Damn, leave me alone.

Now, for something else I need to talk to you about. We still need to raise money for our private Atheist Registry (like a sex registry, except for atheists) and the only way we can fund that is if you buy from the Conservatipedia Store. The shirts are great, informative and excellent for children. Make sure you buy them. Damn.

Lady Gaga is a Whore, Slut and Prostitute

Well, Lady Gaga and her vagina are sweeping through American culture right now. In the path of destruction in the moral fabric of our young ladies that are being indoctrinated by this "loose morals" Madonna wannabe. Lady Gaga is a whore. Lady Gaga is an even bigger slut and yes, she is a filthy prostitute.

Lady Gaga's Fashion Sense

I hear everyone say how she dresses so uniquely and provocative. Are young women want to dress just like her. Well, the name of her style is "whore". She dresses like a filthy prostitute that would be in some cowboy whore house. That isn't "cool" or "hip". Being a fuckin' whore makes you the worst kind of person and you will go directly to hell for you it.

I know people will be saying, "she makes her own trends", "she's just like Madonna". Let's not forget that Madonna has aids. Madonna is know one to copy or follow in the foot steps of. Our young ladies would be far better off following the guidance of a drunk bum on the street than following the slut Lady Gaga.

As a parent you must forbid your daughter from following in the footsteps of this whore. Next thing you'll know she'll want to go to school without any pants on. Yeah, no pants, just like Lady Fuckin' Gaga. Slut!

Put On Some Fuckin' Pants!!!

Holy fuck! We don't want to see your dried up, stinky, rotten fish, Lady Gaga vagina. Put on some fuckin' pants. You're not trend setting, you're just going for the shock value and you're destroying the moral fabric that makes this society great. What is next for you Lady Gaga? Are you going to wear your bra like a shirt, just like the Seinfeld episode? I had no idea being a huge slut was such a unique fashion style.

It's hard to believe that there is someone out there that is a bigger whore than Hayden Panettiere. I just get so pissed off when people follow those that don't wear pants. In any other industry, you'd be sent off the nut asylum. If Walmart employees didn't wear pants, no one would shop there, but if you sing people will buy your records and allow you to continue your whore lifestyle.

I'm just waiting for your next evolution. You're either going to realize that your whore and slut ways are completely unfulfilling and join PETA or you'll create your own sex DVD: "Lady Gaga Anal Sex How to Guide: 15 Ways to Be a Big Anal Slut". And then you'll get fat, just like fellow anal slut Mandy Moore.

This site is about American Conservative Opinions, so I thought I should spend a little time doing a little background check into our slut Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga Background

Lady Gaga's Real Name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Translation: Diseased Whore)
Lady Gaga's Date of Birth: March 28 2006
Born in New York City (Explains her loose morals and slut ideology)

Lady Gaga's Inspirations are David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. Wow, 2 gay guys, that explains everything now about her parading around her vagina.

Lady Gaga is Ugly

If you've seen Lady Gaga for long enough you've probably noticed that she always has over sized sunglasses on and her hair covering her forehead completely. She's trying to cover up her face as much as possible, so you can only see from the nose and south.

That's because Lady Gaga is a used up prostitute and ugly as shit. Her skull structure is pitiful, so she looks like shit.



This picture shows exactly what I'm trying to illustrate. The before picture shows a Lady Gaga prostitute that has a coke addiction and gives free hummers to street rats to practice. The after picture shows a Lady Gaga prostitute after taking a shower. Either way, you have one nasty and filthy female.

The real question is what part of hell will Lady Gaga be going to? Should American politicians pass laws about people needing to wear pants? Lady Gaga is an atheist, so probably the part where they sent Hitler and Charles Darwin. But there is one more damning piece of evidence that I have to share...

Lady Gaga has a Penis



Just watch the video of her/him. You can clearly see the whole lights and show to go with it. Even the very first picture I have shown in this post shows a little Lady Gaga Penis action. There is only one logical conclusion that we can all come to...

Lady Gaga is a Hermaphrodite

This really does explain this "things" inspirations from Freddie Mercury and David Bowie. Don't worry children, hermaphrodites don't have the ability to self pregnate. Though, I'm sure this disgusting, filthy, man prostitute, she bitch, slut and whore (or whatever) has tried it.

I'm pro-life, but I do support abortions of hermaphroditic babies, even if they're already born. It's disgusting and obviously something that only occurs when two adults have sex while a Satanist watches and chants, throwing cow blood on them.

Lady Gaga Beastiality

I have to say that I personally think that Lady Gaga is right into the beastiality scene. I think that she really like to have sex with animals and not the barn yard type. Here is a picture of her dressed up as little red riding hood, with no pants of course. The slut is just asking to be raped by the wolf on the way to grandma's house.

It's very apparent to me that she has rape fantasies and doesn't think a human could fulfill her slut needs. She want to be raped by a big wolf and that is why she wears no pants. It's just a faster type of rape desire.

I guess that's really all I can say on this slut. Lady Gaga is a Lady Boy. Disgusting I know. Hermaphrodite that is into bestiality and doesn't wear pants because she has a rape fantasy.

Conservatipedia Forum is Open Again

Hey everyone,

I decided to open up the Conservatipedia forum. The forum was getting spammed pretty bad, so I set new user registration to admin validation. But I clearly don't have the time to manage it.

So I'm just opening it up. I can't say spam won't happen and that it might sit there for quite a while. But you're free to sign up now and get an account.

Enjoy,

Chris Francis

Happy Birthday Jesus - Fuck Obama

Christmas is supposed to be one of the most important days of the year for people. Jesus Christ, our lord and savor, died for our sins and this is our way to give back to Him.

Yet, seculars and other filthy atheists have perverted this holiday and changed things around. Last time I checked, it is Jesus' fuckin' birthday. So why are you giving presents to your friends and family? It's definitely not your birthday and it's not your friends birthday, so you're being a fuckin' idiot.

Jesus wants you to give... but give to Him. That means you send your money to a Christian church. It means that you give money to Pro-Life groups. It means that you send money to the Republican Party and other right wing organizations.

Jesus died for your sins. You might as well give your gifts to the right fuckin' person instead of your liberal friends. And I'm willing to bet the gifts you get from liberals will contain trace amounts of heroin and semen on the wrapping paper... because they're so damn amoral, which is just another type of immorality.

Liberals and their Hatred of Christmas

Liberals are by far the worst. What they like to do is perverse words and perverse the definition of words. Everyone today thinks of Santa Clause, Christmas trees, and all that other crap. What the fuck does Santa Clause have to do with Jesus? Nothing, but the liberals make meaning out of it though. Santa Clause, the child welfare junkie, dropping gifts down chimneys for the children of the world. How... liberal.

Jesus was all about getting a job and going to church, which just happens to be the American way. And just happens to be the reason why America is the best and richest country on earth.

Barack Hussein Obama (muslim, communist) is now an official Maoist. I'm sure you heard about the great looking mass murdering communist and filthy atheist Mao ornament on Obama's secular Nazi Christmas tree.

Who would of guessed that decorating a Christmas tree, which has nothing to do with Jesus, would have a communist mass murderer in Obama's home? Oh, I know who. ME ME ME!!

The liberal and pro-Obama media thought that the conservatives were being "crazy" and "teabaggers" when White House Communications Director Anita Dunn thought it would be "cool and hip" to quote fuckin' Mao. The Patriotic American citizens were pointing out the SMOKING GUN of the communist in the White House and we were just marginalized. Marginalized for pointing out the fact that no American government should ever quote a filthy atheist mass murdering communist.

...but that just seems to be the way things go in the Christian hating Obama world.

Being American conservatives gives us something that liberals don't have... Jesus. We have the power of Christ on our side. And with Christ we can better understand politics. It really shouldn't be the hard, but liberals don't have the engine of Christ helping their brains function at a higher rate.

A conservative can't ignore the fact that Obama just happens to be buddies with fuckin' terrorist Bill Ayers. A liberal views this as a badge of honor, but in public conversations they'll deny it's true and just label it as "crazy" Republican propaganda. A conservative can't ignore the fact that Obama wants to close Guantanamo Bay and release the terrorists on the streets. Liberals want it closed and want to be friends with the terrorists.

Where is the power of Christ? Liberals just don't have it. America is strong with a Republican president and weak with a Democratic president because of Christ and lack thereof.

Obama said he would change our foreign policy from being tough and into atheist pussies. And now America is being laughed at... not by the pinkos in Europe, but by the terrorists in Iran. They're building nuclear weapons and seizing oil wells in Iraq. Nice one Obama. Bush was just being an asshole to them, but when you're nice they act nice too /s. Maybe you can write them a letter telling them how disappointed with them and we can stretch it out for years, so he can have a full nuclear weapon to wipe Jews off the planet.

But no one would ever call Obama a "Nazi Sympathizer".

Okay, that is enough. I just wanted to wish Jesus a Merry Christmas. No, I'm not wishing you a Merry Christmas because this is Christ's day. Mmmkay?

Arnold Schwarzenegger on Milton Friedman